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guy:Hey bartender! gimme a Blowjob!

Bartender: what the hell did you just say!?

guy: i said fix me up with a nice blowjob will ya?

Bartender: get the F*CK out of my bar before i beat you to a bloody pulp!!

guy: oh c'mon! i'm a paying customer!

Bartender: GET THE **** OUT!!!

guy: hey man, chill. i'm over 18! i can have a blowjob if i want!

Bartender: "sigh" okay okay

*bartender bends down to give the guy a blowjob*

guy: HEY!! WTF do you think your doing!? PERVERT!!

bartender: IM THE PERV!? YOU're the one that asked for a blowjob!

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by NiKo (edited September 28, 2001).]

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Hey Natty!

What about your new diet?

How's your mental health?

Lost weight?

You can tell us how much in ounces, it looks much more than in kilo! biggrin.gif

 

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I'm fine Grannen biggrin.gif I've probably lost about a stone or something (according to the scales I have, I can't see it visibally though, but that was last weekend when I used the scales at my grandma's house coz the scales at my house are broken)

 

My mental side is fine, except coz I'm not having sugar (I have natural sugars in fruit n stuff, but not processed sugar) or carbohydrates, I'm getting tired really easilly, so to get around it, I have a lil bit of carbohydrates roughly once a week to give myself energy. It's almost impossible to cut carbohydrates out altogether, coz everything would have some form of carbohydrates or sugar. But as long as I don't eat stuff like pasta, rice, bread and potatoes coz they have the highest amount of carbohydrates in them, I'm fine. I also gotta have at least a teaspoon of fat every day coz of my gallstones, coz if I don't have fat then they stuff up and I'll have to go into hospital and have them removed... something I don't particually wanna do biggrin.gif

 

But it's all going well. Once I can really tell I'm losing wieght (other than what the scales say) I'll post a piccie biggrin.gif

 

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