NiKo Posted October 3, 2001 Posted October 3, 2001 okay.....heres a topic for you to chew at. what are your Turnons and what are your turnoffs? ------------------ Always check for insurance salesmen before sitting.
Natty Posted October 3, 2001 Posted October 3, 2001 Careful NiKo, I almost lost my coffee then. Taps turn on and turn off, does that count? ------------------
Natty Posted October 3, 2001 Posted October 3, 2001 I get turned on by the thought of 2 guys having sex Especially... ummmmm never mind, I won't go into graphic details of my fantasies Is this helping? ------------------
NiKo Posted October 3, 2001 Author Posted October 3, 2001 clevelage is always a turnon, unless it on a really old wrinkly ho..then its a turnoff. ------------------ Always check for insurance salesmen before sitting.
NiKo Posted October 3, 2001 Author Posted October 3, 2001 big sweaty guys named 'Muscular Arnold' asking for a cuddle is also a turnoff. ------------------ Always check for insurance salesmen before sitting.
NiKo Posted October 3, 2001 Author Posted October 3, 2001 Originally posted by murta: Porn turn on or turn off? ------------------ Always check for insurance salesmen before sitting.
Guybrush122 Posted October 3, 2001 Posted October 3, 2001 turn ons: when a girl snaps her hair points her head down and rolls her eyes up to you and she bites her lip...yesyesyes...turnoff: uptight, mean girls. and this guy named "muscular arnold" who tried to cuddle with me (and that was a real incident with me and niko, i suspect "muscular anrnold" icqed him.......all niko asked me was if he should be concerned if a guy named "muscular arnold" wanted to cuddle.....) ------------------ RIP Bradley
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted October 3, 2001 Posted October 3, 2001 i agree with ur turnons GB122, but also when they sit on my lap. the best if theyre facing me. ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted October 3, 2001 Posted October 3, 2001 turnoffs? gays. im sorry if thats offensive, im not homophobic, but no matter whos sitting on my lap, show me a gay and im turned off. its not up to me, its biological! ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gubernatorial threepwood Posted October 4, 2001 Posted October 4, 2001 girls my age.turnon men and really old wrinkly 98 year old women.turnoff lol
Natty Posted October 4, 2001 Posted October 4, 2001 Originally posted by Guybrush122: turn ons: when a girl snaps her hair points her head down and rolls her eyes up to you and she bites her lip... I do that sorta thing all the time It's a great way to get what you want, I've even resorted to sucking my thumb and letting a tear roll slowly down my cheek to get what I want Is it too much trouble to see 2 guys in a 69 position? Hmmmm maybe I need to borrow some of Murta's porn videos ------------------
Rufio Posted October 4, 2001 Posted October 4, 2001 Originally posted by murta: Porn that reminds me of: "you masterbate more than anybody i have ever met" "pffft tell me something i dont know" "when u do it your thinkin about guys" ".....not all the time" -Dogma just thought id mention that ------------------
Rufio Posted October 4, 2001 Posted October 4, 2001 oh yeah the topic i like looking at a girls legs, long toned legs, that go from the hip all the way downnnnn to feet in some of those sexy strapped shoe/sandal things. thats the best. oh yeah that and jessica alba. ------------------
NiKo Posted October 4, 2001 Author Posted October 4, 2001 aaaaaah, a leg man... ------------------ Always check for insurance salesmen before sitting.
Natty Posted October 4, 2001 Posted October 4, 2001 Originally posted by newfoundgloryboy: oh yeah that and jessica alba. She's the girl from the show "Dark Angel" isn't she? Heeeeeeey that reminds me, that's premiering in ohhhhhh about 50mins, it looks cool bananas ------------------
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