Totenkopf Posted June 12, 2009 Posted June 12, 2009 Give him directions to your house. WWYDI Shrek wanted to make you his bitch?
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 Run away. Fast. WWYDI you spontaneously went deaf?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 I'd curse with abandon because I can't hear it. WWYDI you had a choice between becoming the next Kettle Head or Red Foreman putting his foot in your ass?
Totenkopf Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 Ask for a less painful choice of alternatives. WWYDI if Fez started looking at you "wrong"?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 Give him 10 secons to quit staring at me or he's gonna find a phenomenon up his ass called my foot finding its way up there. WWYDI Kelso was grabbing your stepmother's ass?
Totenkopf Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 Have Red put his foot up Kelso's ass....afterall, he can't stand dumbasses. WWYDI Kitty said she was pregnant?
CommanderQ Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 I would A. Nuke them, or B. put m foot up there....you get the idea:D WWYDI you had a metal straightjacket on, and you had to escape a nuclear blast?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Posted June 20, 2009 I'd use my mental intimidation powers and give it to the count of 10 to instill fear into the inanimate object to make it animate and do my bidding to escape the situation successfully. Because I'm Red Foreman. And my boot needs some exercise finding a landing up some hippie's ass. WWYDI The party of dumbasses decided your empty pool was fit to party in with a keg...using my damn pump.
Darth Zavier Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I would beat the crap out of all of them and kick them out. WWYDI Your boss is a sexy blonde with long legs and you have a conference meeting between the two of you?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 ^^^I'd take her in the back room with some rubber gloves and give her an examination--away from watching eyes of douche nozzles. Then I'd go watch some rodent porn when I got done with that. WWYDI Lord Cameltoe nominated you president of his nation?
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Probably have my pic taken in the driveway with a giant furby. WWYDI you had 30 seconds left to live and were alone in the middle of the desert?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 I'd yell "F*CK NUT!" as many times as I could before death came for me. WWYDI a couple of moron tenants in an apartment complex you own decided it was time to get rid of the fly and: 1) used all sorts of tools to do it, failed uttery, 2) crapped on the floor, brought in and dumped over garbage, gassed the area out, failed again, 3) broke a window and ended up bringing the whole swamp of flies in the house?
Darth Zavier Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 Easy, I would just get a new one. WWYDI you were in an alley surrounded by a gang of 72 members with no place to run?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'd summon 72 voodoo dicks and sick'em on the thugs. WWYDI a space satellite crashed on your street?
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Hope it didn't interfere w/the utility connections to the house. WWYDI you couldn't do anything anymore?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'd hokey pokey in my pants and die. WWYDI your roommate was hawt, but that hawt roommate brought scabies in the house repeatedly?
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Well, if I already got the scabies from her, there's only one thing left to do before kicking to the curb.... WWYDI if it was a guy instead of a hawt girl?
CommanderQ Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I would...relocate them to Siberia via my....secret sources. WWYDI you're roommate was a crazy Islamic terrorist who was convinced that you were his only help?
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'd help him in the form of my foot in his ass. WWYDI the US became an open dictatorship?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I think my foot would break off for all that ass I'd be kicking b/c I'm old and feeble like Mastrer Vrook. WWYDI the girls from Sudeki stole your keys and locked you out of your room to "take care of a little business" and you had no spy gear set up to watch them?
CommanderQ Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'd break down the door and 'find out' what was happening...heheh:D WWYDI your room came alive and decided that it wanted liberty?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I'd tell it "more power to ya"--and let it find out the hard way what life is all about. WWYDI the renegade monkey army was invading N Korea right now with the intentions of "finding a new home" for their broomsticks?
CommanderQ Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 I would give them financial support and their very own nuclear banana. WWYDI the Monkey Army defeated Kim Jong Il and his strange band of idiots?
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Get 'em a bunch of female monkeys to celebrate their newfound victory. WWYDI KJI defeated the Monkey Army instead?
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