NiKo Posted May 18, 2001 Posted May 18, 2001 nevermind this.... ------------------ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited May 29, 2001).]
NiKo Posted May 24, 2001 Author Posted May 24, 2001 nevermind this either ------------------ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited May 26, 2001).] [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited May 29, 2001).]
Rufio Posted May 24, 2001 Posted May 24, 2001 yeah i'd say its a failure... (lets make this like an addon type thing, those seem to be more easily relateable to...) your in a room with no doors and windows, guybrush is basically fuxored, but there is a tiny hole in the floor and u can hear whats going on below you, you then use your trusty.... ------------------ ~Eyes are the windows into the soul and the doorway to the heart, oh alix, let me in!
NiKo Posted May 25, 2001 Author Posted May 25, 2001 good idea nfgboy!! ....his trusty "playmonkey" magazine. he takes a match and burns up the magazine, pushing it into the small hole, causing the skelleton pirates who were in the room downstairs to be smoked out. while they cant see a thing, guybrush decides to... ------------------ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited May 29, 2001).]
MagnusB Posted May 25, 2001 Posted May 25, 2001 ....walk senselessly around in the room, looking for items which he for some weird reason knows that he has to pick up, as he is aware of that this part of the game is not one of those arcade-action games inside the game. So Guybrush......
NiKo Posted May 25, 2001 Author Posted May 25, 2001 ....takes his fishing thingy and puts it down the hole, he uses it to pick up a canonball from the room downstairs, he pulls it up and that crashes the floor. and so he is free from that room. he runs outside to the jungle. but the skelletons are running after him. just then he reaches a dead end...
Blondbeard Posted May 25, 2001 Posted May 25, 2001 ....Guybrush is suddenly pulled into a bush by a gorilla.The skeleton guards get to the dead end and see nothing so they run off to search somewhere else.The Gorilla treats guybrush like her little baby and won't let go.She is squeezing the life out of guybrush.Guy wants out,then he remembers his.... ------------------
Frenchyd Posted May 26, 2001 Posted May 26, 2001 GOFFER REPELLENT! He pulls it out, winks and sprays the gorilla with it. The Gorilla screams in pain and fright and throws guybrush at the GIANT...... ------------------ FrenchyD A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show)
NiKo Posted May 26, 2001 Author Posted May 26, 2001 ...cauldron. straight in the cannibals village, it was steaming hot. and lemonhead was cutting carrots to add to the soup. so guybrush said to lemon head...
MagnusB Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 "This is so unfair", with a funny accent, and Lemonhead replied...
Blondbeard Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 ...''me and the lads are off to jambalaya tommorow''...... ------------------
NiKo Posted May 27, 2001 Author Posted May 27, 2001 ..."shut up and be tasty" in an english acent... so guybrush then yelled.... ------------------
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 "ARRGH!" before... ------------------ And download Gran Wrestling, you fool! Click here.
NiKo Posted May 27, 2001 Author Posted May 27, 2001 ...before he yelled: look behind you!! a 3 headed monkey!!, when lemonhead looked away, guybrush fleed... just when he thought he was safe, he heard a voice behind him.... ------------------
Blondbeard Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 ....it was a parrot and it squarked ''east is for heaven,west is for heck'' Guybrush was startled by this and was confused.He then decided to go.... ------------------
MagnusB Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 ...west, because he couldn't tell the difference. When he entered heck, he was terrified of the sight of.....
Guest Rapp Scallion Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 He then decided to pick up the parrot, and go south. ------------------
NiKo Posted May 27, 2001 Author Posted May 27, 2001 and then, all of a sudden an old pantless geezer jumped on poor guybrush from the trees, it was herman! guybrush was so..... ------------------
MagnusB Posted May 27, 2001 Posted May 27, 2001 .....anxious about Niko joining the chat that he couldn't post anything with sense here, and leaves the solution to someone else. And then......
Frenchyd Posted May 28, 2001 Posted May 28, 2001 ...herman eyes guybrush sexually and says in a deep voice... *i know i know* ------------------ FrenchyD A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show)
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 28, 2001 Posted May 28, 2001 "BRAAAAK. Polly wants a cracker!" AT first guybrush is surprised, but then he realizes that Herman wasn't the one that said that. it was the parot in his shoulder. Guybrush says, "Go get your own cracker, Im not looking for the Big Whoop anymore!" And the parot replies "Arrrrrrgh! I'm gonna cut yer head and spit in yer throat." Guybrush says, "how appropriate, you fight like a cow!" And the parrot starts beacking Guybrush's head. He start running, looking for a cracker, and herman follows him shouting...
Blondbeard Posted May 28, 2001 Posted May 28, 2001 geez al you've just ruined the whole aspect of guybrush and herman. .....''hey wait you forgot your pants''.Guybrush looks down and blushes.Guy quickly puts his pants back on,then suddenly realises he never took them off.The nguybrush relises the only way they could of come off was.... ------------------
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