NiKo Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 ...kay, lets asume a doctor would tell you you got 24 hours to live. what would you do with those 24 hours? ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://deparmentofdeath.homestead.com/files/NiKlogo.JPG" border=0> [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited November 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?" "Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor." "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!" A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 22, 2001 Author Share Posted November 22, 2001 .....erm....funny, but not really topic related....<IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm13.gif" border=0> ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://deparmentofdeath.homestead.com/files/NiKlogo.JPG" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 I just couldn't resist.Sorry PS:Check your e-mail,Grannen. [This message has been edited by Drunken_Sailor (edited November 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ri14 Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 I'd probably spend it with my family, or shop! ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://brighteyes.50megs.com/images/angel.jpg" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadEyeDave Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 Kiss all girls i like.. ( The bytch dumped me ) <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/avatars/custom/DeadEyeDave.jpg" border=0> [This message has been edited by DeadEyeDave (edited November 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 22, 2001 Author Share Posted November 22, 2001 this is gonna sound trashy but.....sex i would first of all run to have sex and slap a few butts <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm4.gif" border=0> then i would spend time with family and friends. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://deparmentofdeath.homestead.com/files/NiKlogo.JPG" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 I think I should do all those things then go die in a cool way. like bungyjump from a train, running in full speed over a bridge. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/storken2.jpg" border=0> "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 Get the bible (book on tape edition) and a big pile of indivdually wrapped cheese slices ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/murta/lprobsm.png" border=0> murta@escapemi.com My current mood is : <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=murtaman@hotmail.com&type=1&fg=FFFFF&bg=1E4F72" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneMaster Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 hmmm...i think i would try triple backflip with snowboard. and if i were alive after that...no...i can't survive from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 I would sign up for a Complete Survival Training Course! ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.grannen.com/Calvin.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.grannen.com/Hobbes.gif" border=0> and Grannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 Originally posted by Drunken_Sailor: PS:Check your e-mail,Grannen. [This message has been edited by Drunken_Sailor (edited November 22, 2001).] You can find it here! ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.grannen.com/Calvin.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.grannen.com/Hobbes.gif" border=0> and Grannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charley Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 I would go down the stables and ride flicka 4 a last time<IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm32.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 I would spend about 6 hours just messing around on my guitar. Then I would eat a mound of crumpets. Then I would make a record. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=fender" border=0> <A HREF="http://www.bszone.f2s.com" TARGET=_blank> <IMG SRC="http://www.bszone.f2s.com/bilder/logo.jpg" border=0> </A> <a href="http://bs3.escapemi.com/"></a> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomtext.cgi?user=fender"></SCRIPT> <A HREF="http://members.hostedscripts.com/guestbook.cgi?user=fender">Take my Survey!</A> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 id call all my friends and id say goodbye (after i had sex) and id write my will, id play the guitar and have more sex. then id (cliche) spend time with my family. and after all of that......well, to be realistic, id cry myself to my death. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/1112017453672.jpg" border=0> RIP Bradley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBlanc Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 Originally posted by murta: Get the bible (book on tape edition) and a big pile of indivdually wrapped cheese slices Hehe, right on. Only if it's the Larry King edition though. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.seanet.com/~osborn/sig.jpg" border=0> Right now, Dinghy Dog is <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=greg@osborn.seanet.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=greg@osborn.seanet.com&type=1&fg=FFFFFF&bg=330060" alt="The current mood of greg@osborn.seanet.com"]border="0"></a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 SEX After I've had a massive orgie with my friends, I'd spend sometime with my family, then pig out on chocolate Oh and I'd also go and kill Alien Ant Farm- if I head Smooth Criminal 1 more time, I'm throwing the radio out the window- only reason why they're playing it is coz it's #1 in Australia ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/disco.gif" border=0> Natty Is Feeling Very <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=nattydevil@optushome.com.au&type=1&fg=CC33F&bg=66CCFF" border=0> At This Present Time (Note Subject To Change Without Warning!) [This message has been edited by Natty (edited November 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 I would prevent Natty from killing AAF, and kill Steps, S Club 7, K3 (belgian Steps) and Bin Laden. Then, I might try stuff i never done before, like skateboarding &snowboarding. Then, well, then the 24 are probably over ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://monkeyislandclub.homestead.com/files/deadmeat.gif" border=0> I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 OH yeah, I'd eat a whole lot of chocolate and then challenge every rugby player at school for a big ruck against me. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=fender" border=0> <A HREF="http://www.bszone.f2s.com" TARGET=_blank> <IMG SRC="http://www.bszone.f2s.com/bilder/logo.jpg" border=0> </A> <a href="http://bs3.escapemi.com/"></a> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomtext.cgi?user=fender"></SCRIPT> <A HREF="http://members.hostedscripts.com/guestbook.cgi?user=fender">Take my Survey!</A> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest becc2cool Posted November 24, 2001 Share Posted November 24, 2001 Make a fool of myself. Don't ask how if you really want to know e-mail me. hedwigpost@onebx.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 24, 2001 Share Posted November 24, 2001 I'd also go to Isreal and slap NiKo across the face for what he did to me last night on ICQ ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/disco.gif" border=0> Natty Is Feeling Very <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=nattydevil@optushome.com.au&type=1&fg=CC33F&bg=66CCFF" border=0> At This Present Time (Note Subject To Change Without Warning!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted November 24, 2001 Share Posted November 24, 2001 I've got nothing against AAF in particular, but Dryden Mitchell (their lead singer for anybody who doesn't know) is the biggest ass hole ever. He doesn't cae about his fans, just as long as he has loads ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/murta/lprobsm.png" border=0> murta@escapemi.com My current mood is : <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=murtaman@hotmail.com&type=1&fg=FFFFF&bg=1E4F72" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted November 24, 2001 Share Posted November 24, 2001 I would put my eggs in a scientist thing, so a part of me would live forever. OR I'd donate a limb, so i could be cloned. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.frenchyslawns.com/images/logo.gif" border=0> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomtext.cgi?user=Frenchyd"></SCRIPT> FrenchyD Currently I feel: <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=liquid_water4@hotmail.com&type=1&fg=CC99FF&bg=333399" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted November 26, 2001 Share Posted November 26, 2001 right on frenchy! let us live forever!! mwahahaha! ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/1112017453672.jpg" border=0> RIP Bradley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 27, 2001 Share Posted November 27, 2001 dp [This message has been edited by Al-back from the BigWhoop (edited November 26, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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