Fan Pairings you dislike or downright hate.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Jmac...are you having a bad day today? or do you just like to make the * symbols?

 

Another weird and strange pairing that i dislike with great intensity: Davros/Dalek Emperor, Ood/Chewbacca, and Oola/Luke

no, i think both threads are ****ty, so i called them ****ty

[Chevron 7 locke]

I have said it once and i will say it again...you frighten me...you really do frighten me.

 

Anyway...Kiba/Tsunade is a fan pairing i REALLY hate. there's no charater relationship between the two of them! how can that pairng work?!

[Allronix]

You've never heard of Mission/Bastila? its a strange, strange fan pairing...almost as strange as Bastila/Canderous

 

 

Thing is, I've read the fic that launched that particular crack-ship, and while it meanders quite a bit, the writer makes it work for me. There's even a nod to that fic in the dialogue pack.

 

It's easier to imagine a one-sided attraction on Canderous's part.

 

(at the Swoop race)

"OK, this is boring as hell...Wait a minute, Brejik's decided to become fatally stupid this time. And the girl he has in that cage...Oh, she knocks the Vulkar flat, frees herself, and starts carving up the rink in THAT outfit? Finally, some entertainment!"

 

(After teasing her)

 

"Typical Jedi with the saber up her rear, but at least she's got spirit enough to fire back. She's pretty, and she can certainly flight. Too bad she's in robes and not proper bes'kar. Maybe I can persuade her to...Well, it'll either get me castrated or the best sex of my life. And what's a good challenge without some risk, huh?

[Chevron 7 locke]

I hate any pairing in full metal. i just hate the pairings in that

[GarfieldJL]

One bit that seemed like a fan fiction pairing but was actually part of the series was the coupling of Chakotay and Seven of Nine in Star Trek: Voyager. Epic lame.

 

It actually made sense, it would look really weird for Chakotay to be dating Janeway, and probably all the other women were taken.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Janeway once asked him how close they got in one of the time travel episodes, I think it was called fractured. but anyway...do you mean that all the main cast women were taken? or do you mean all the women on the ship were taken?

[Endorenna]

Star Wars:

 

Bao-Dur/Fem Exile

Atton/Visas

Mira/Mandalore

Disciple/Fem Exile

Mission/Atton (Unless Atton was eighteen when he tortured Jedi to death, he is tooooo old for her!)

Fem Revan/Canderous

Fem Revan/Jolee

Jolee/Bastilla

Fem Revan/Bastilla

Bastilla/Carth (What's worse than one annoying person? Two annoying people together.)

Disciple/Mira ( Goody Two Shoes and the Filthy Bounty Hunter?)

Mission/Canderous (That's just dirty)

Brianna/Disciple

Brianna/Mandalore

Brianna/Fem Exile

Kreia/Atton (Yes...I found it somewhere)

Atris/Male Exile

Atris/Fem Exile

Atris/Kreia (Yes, I found that one too /sick)

 

 

Lord of the Rings:

 

Any female character/Legolas

Any female character other than Arwen/Aragorn

Any female character/Boromir

Any female character other than Eowyn/Faramir

Any male character other than Aragorn/Arwen

Any male character other than Faramir/Eowyn

 

 

That's all I can think of right now.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Did you actually see stories with these pairings?! woah....Mission/Atton....that is a weird one....

[Endorenna]

Yea, I saw 'em a while back. I didn't mark them, though. No clue where I found them, thank goodness!!!!!

 

You've never heard of Mission/Atton?

[Chevron 7 locke]

I don't know...i like to read these kinda fics and critic them...