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The reviewers also are very biast these days from playing every single game and comapre it to that...

 

 

Lets go ahead and apply this logic to other aspects of life.

 

 

In a quaint little diner just outside of Vegas where their main dish is Dog Turd:

 

"The diners in this restaurant also are very biased these days from not eating dog **** and comparing it to that...

 

 

Outside of a car dealership in Detroit that sells cars that crash themselves:

 

"The buyers at this dealership also are very biased these days from not being horrendously mutilated in car accidents and comparing it to that...

 

 

 

One of the very main ingredients of a review is the juxtaposition of the game against other games. Without it all reviews would otherwise read like this: "This is a game. The end." and could never really be rated.

 

To further assist you, here is a link to the definition of a review. Godspeed.

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The PS3 demo is AWESOME, though I haven't got the game yet. Have you ever played a Balrog, stampeding through the Shire, huffing and puffing your way through as many enemies as try to attack you? That's REAL power! That is, until some upstart scout comes along and cuts your throat with that Hewer move... that really stinks. But hey, you can kill all of the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you can't kill all of the people all the time. :lol:

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The PS3 demo is AWESOME, though I haven't got the game yet. Have you ever played a Balrog, stampeding through the Shire, huffing and puffing your way through as many enemies as try to attack you? That's REAL power! That is, until some upstart scout comes along and cuts your throat with that Hewer move... that really stinks. But hey, you can kill all of the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you can't kill all of the people all the time. :lol:

 

Gandalf kicks the Balrog's slightly charred butt. ;)

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