Darth InSidious Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Dear Sir/Madame/Other, I crave your indulgence as I contact you in this surprising manner, I want you to bear in mind that this is not a hoax mail, and I earnestly advice that you read it carefully as I am optimistic it will open door for unimaginable fiscal reward for both of us. My name is Professor J. Quidford Fake, a respected psychician working for the International Development Bank in Nowhere Particular. On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife and their Only child got involved in a ghastly auto Crash Along Noiway Express Road, unfortunately all Occupants of the vehicle lost their lives. I then made fervent effort to locate any of my Clients extended relatives and this was Unsuccessful. still in this bid, I recently decidedof tracking his last name through the net in a hope of locating a member of his family hence I found you. I am contacting you to help repatriate the Money left behind by my client. though I guess you are not a Relative of His after all, but I have decided of benefiting From this huge sum of $400,000,000 in the bank. I would like YOUR help to get this money out of the bank, making both of us multing milliners. Please provide your credit card details and I will credit your account with $40.I will keep $10,000,000 and the rest will be swallowed up in legalised fees. Yours hopefully, J. Quidford Fake (Ms.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Wow!! I so need 40 smackers right now!! Thanks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 Dearest Lady Madame, With tender care and urgency I fly to your patronage. I am Bimbi Wimplestick, a respected crystal healer from the Islington area. Recently, four of my clients, including a well-known politician and his three children named Dotsy, Sadie and Horatia and his wife Gretta all grew brains and have since left my clinic. As such I am left devastated with a £25,000,000 debt due to a bulk purchase of quartzite. And so I come upon my knees begging to you that you come to my clinic. Yours most humbly, Bimbi Wimplestick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the previous letter. As a crystal healer of over forty years, I have never heard such rubbish in all my life. Yours in disgust, Bunkum J. Hogwash VIII, Nephelokokkygia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Dear Sir/Madam/Monsieur, I have the heroin you requested. Please come and collect it at the docks, the usual place. Do not tell the police. Release my daughter, which I am sure you will, as you promised. Do not cut her up and use the marijuana inside, that is solely for my use and I will buy you more from my sources if you deem it necessary. I will also send you my other daughter if you crave the taste of a corpse-grown plant. Your Split-Personality, X P.S.: Your second daughter will complain of having an intense pain in her nether regions. Pay no heed, you are a gentleman and it will not do you well to look into that. She must merely be having her periods no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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