Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea....if you're Sarah Palin and the bear is a democrat. Calling the CIA a pack of liars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Neutral: I'm still waiting to see if Nancy Pelosi is any more immune than the rest of us...but I'll let'cha know how it turns out...otherwise a VERY bad idea: who *knows* what kind of fate worse than death awaits you. Dumping off a huge swarm of locusts into the snooty restaurant part of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea if they only like eating snobby b@stards and then die quickly from indigestion. Betting on red when playing roulette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea if your name happens to be Tim Geithner. Launching pianos at your annoying neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea if he's the late Victor Borge or Liberace and you live in Vegas. Heckling Penn and Teller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea if you want to get your fifteen'o'fame as the butt of laughing stocks on bull s***. Calling Michael Savage on his show, talking with a lisp, and telling him you are madly in love with his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea if you like pissing off radio hosts. Otherwise, meh... Muzzling Garafalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea, monkey needs a bit of tension relief and would rather not hear garbage for once. Sinking a boat with launched pianos filled with loads of steer manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea, especially if you want to send them a message. A motorised hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea. Makes hammering in your enemies skulls less labor intensive. Sending porn in the mail to the jerk that lives next door to you that is married to a hardcore feminist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Depends on the type of porn, but no matter which, it's a good idea from someone's point of view. Giving your wife gay porn starring you for her birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bad idea, you might lose her that way--one way or the other. Unless you were trying to rid yourself of her. Then it's good. Chucking water baloons filled W/ bodily fluids from a heli at peta crowds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea, especially if they are animal fluids (big points for irony). Telling everyone in the courtroom that the judge is using a certain type of pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bad idea. I get this feeling they care more about animals than humans in a lot of ways. Upon death, being made into Soylent Green or meat pie, then served at your funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bad idea b/c whenever they remember you now, their mind will drift back to what they ate at your funeral and leave a bad impression for a long time to come...do you really want to be remembered that way? handcuffing revy to her bed, safely away from guns booze and cigarettes and torturing her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Good idea....if you're a sadist. Torturing her while she has access to booze and cigarettes (but not guns). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Depends on the torture you're giving her. Meh, who am I kidding, good, even better than the above. <searches deviantart> http://june-sama.deviantart.com/art/Art-Trade-XRock-and-RevyX-89683968 Personally I am more of an abdomen & midsection kind of guy b/c they turn red faster and get MUCH more hysterical that way...and it is all the more likely to lead to something else...especially when she's got the cigs and whiskey. I guess this will do, though, as a start. Like Duke Nukem, telling CJ and Tony Cippriatti to go "blow it out your ass", dousing them in maxim lubricant and batting a huge hornets nest in their direction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Good idea. Duke kicks @ss....so it is written, so shall it be done. CJ and Tony trying to best Duke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spy Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Bad idea, cause it's too obvious who would win. Rickroll being banned. Forever. And EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Excellent. It's so freaking annoying. Not having an idea for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 Bad Idea. Things get boring. Microsoft and Rare putting GoldenEye on Xbox Live Arcade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Nuetral. Depends on how they produce it... Using Youtube to Brainwash the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Neutral: good or bad depending on your pov. Damn, son. Sending Nanci Pelosi blindfolded into an ant's nest--of livid brazillian fireants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Good idea. The ants would solve our politics problem:D Throwing Terrorists into a pit filled with Hungry South American Bullet Ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Good idea(...why not put a bunch of deadly scorpions and snakes in there too?) WE should record it and then send it out as a commercial message to the terrorists: This is your pal, this is your pal being eaten by the jungle for his terror crimes...any questions? sending some groggy annoying roommate dude out to get his cereal milk from a bull. And watch the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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