90SK Posted September 8, 2011 Posted September 8, 2011 Distastefully truthful. But if we eat the ape, we will have many arms and tongues of gold!
90SK Posted September 16, 2011 Posted September 16, 2011 ^ I did this and my penis fell off, so I can't vouch.
Sabretooth Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 Who needs a penis when you have many arms and a tongue of gold
Darth Avlectus Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 A detachable penis? I've heard that song! lol
90SK Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 If I saw a monkey ten miles near my home I'd kill it. No mercy.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 ^^^Didn't that whackjob release a bunch of wild animals, the last of which to be brought down was amonkey with some disease? You live near that?
90SK Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 That animal thing with the guy releasing all the exotic animals and then killing himself, I did see that in the news; clever connection Darth Avlectus you are correct that a monkey was still at large after most other animals were killed or captured. http://mediagallery.usatoday.com/Exotic+animal+on+loose+in+Ohio/G2872?csp=ftsmpg Bizarre.
Darth Avlectus Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 ^^^Hey, that's what I'm all about--err sorta. ANY time you see something bizarre in the news, post it.
Sabretooth Posted November 6, 2011 Author Posted November 6, 2011 I live in a world where all news is bizarre
90SK Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 I found this when I was doing the water thing! !! Repository of brains.
Darth InSidious Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 And every created thing which is in the heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and on the sea, and all things that are in them, heard I saying, Unto him that sitteth on the throne, and unto the Lamb, be the blessing, and the honour, and the glory, and the dominion, for ever and ever.
Darth Avlectus Posted November 12, 2011 Posted November 12, 2011 Unto him that sitteth on the throne, and unto the Lamb, be the blessing, and the honour, and the glory, and the dominion, for ever and ever.[/i] Good to know the "hookers" didn't get run over by a drone. (--If you get the reference!)
Sabretooth Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 There is a Faulkner within all of us
Darth Avlectus Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Ah Vernon Faulkner...retired now. He was a substitute teacher.
Sabretooth Posted December 11, 2011 Author Posted December 11, 2011 You must activate the substitute teacher within you
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