Sabretooth Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Distastefully truthful. But if we eat the ape, we will have many arms and tongues of gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 ^ I did this and my penis fell off, so I can't vouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 And it hasn't grown back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 Who needs a penis when you have many arms and a tongue of gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 A detachable penis? I've heard that song! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 If I saw a monkey ten miles near my home I'd kill it. No mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 ^^^Didn't that whackjob release a bunch of wild animals, the last of which to be brought down was amonkey with some disease? You live near that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 29, 2011 Author Share Posted October 29, 2011 I live in a world full of monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 That animal thing with the guy releasing all the exotic animals and then killing himself, I did see that in the news; clever connection Darth Avlectus you are correct that a monkey was still at large after most other animals were killed or captured.  http://mediagallery.usatoday.com/Exotic+animal+on+loose+in+Ohio/G2872?csp=ftsmpg  Bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 ^^^Hey, that's what I'm all about--err sorta. ANY time you see something bizarre in the news, post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 I live in a world where all news is bizarre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Draw water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Draw'n'drink, see what I'm sayin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Who gives a $#*% about bigfoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 People with small feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I found this when I was doing the water thing! !! Repository of brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 And every created thing which is in the heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and on the sea, and all things that are in them, heard I saying, Unto him that sitteth on the throne, and unto the Lamb, be the blessing, and the honour, and the glory, and the dominion, for ever and ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Unto him that sitteth on the throne, and unto the Lamb, be the blessing, and the honour, and the glory, and the dominion, for ever and ever.[/i] Â Good to know the "hookers" didn't get run over by a drone. (--If you get the reference!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I can understand the fury, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 There is a Faulkner within all of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Ah Vernon Faulkner...retired now. He was a substitute teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 You must activate the substitute teacher within you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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