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I spent the day cooking for all of the finely-dressed church-goers who seemed to think waiting 45 minutes in the lobby of a stuffy restaurant and then getting crowded into a smelly room full of screaming toddlers and drunk locals while waiting another 45 minutes for shoddily-prepared greasy food was a good idea...

 

*(Points a knife at customers)* Did none of you see the freaking Burger King on your way into the parking lot?!?

 

Happy Easter. *(Puts on rabbit costume and throws eggs at everyone.)* :max:

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Could you not have used flour and sugar and stuff?

 

....and Zoom, can we have a photo of you in your chefs outfit? :D

 

I always use the choicest ingredients when baking a cake, especially McCoy's sister. :dozey: No photo. I'm just so damn sexy that I signed a contract to not be photographed in a chef's coat, so that I wouldn't make Gordon Ramsey seem less so by comparison. 20,000 quid a year...no photos.

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LOL well at least you all were in good company! :) My bro kinda ditched me for the whole weekend to spend it with his gf which is understandable... I really gotta find some friends that actually hang out... :raise:

 

...does this mean you're only using us until you're popular? :(

 

....will you leave once fame and notoriety arrives? :(

 

(has a little cry)

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...does this mean you're only using us until you're popular? :(

 

....will you leave once fame and notoriety arrives? :(

 

(has a little cry)

 

You misunderstand, sir! In my lonliest of moments I always had Monkey Island - my dad never really let me go online all that much but now that I've essentially run away from home I'm free to catch up on all the deprived years of foruming I so rightly deserved! :D

 

Hence my joining the forums two days after I moved here! :rofl:

 

And don't worry, I'm not the popular type! ;)

 

I'm just so damn sexy that I signed a contract to not be photographed in a chef's coat

 

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That's why I left before. Now I'm all washed up and back for more!

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Skinkie, you are now known as Skinkie 'Buck' Skinkster, after the late great player of down and out drunks in many many movies, George 'Buck' Flower.

 

You misunderstand, sir! In my lonliest of moments I always had Monkey Island - my dad never really let me go online all that much but now that I've essentially run away from home I'm free to catch up on all the deprived years of foruming I so rightly deserved! :D

 

Hence my joining the forums two days after I moved here! :rofl:

 

And don't worry, I'm not the popular type! ;)

 

 

 

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For some reason,I really approve of Right Said Fred...

 

It's the overuse of smilies.

 

You two definitely have something....you'd make a lovely couple.

 

In that case you must be the most popular person on the face of the planet. :rofl:

 

(To be exact, it's the overuse of smiles, been told that before. :¬:)

 

You two definitely have something....you'd make a lovely couple.

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Of course you're the nutella, you're just as sweet.

 

(Sorry, that was just so perfectly trite, I couldn't resist :p)

 

(deletes more vulgarities, this time about McCoys 'nutellas')

 

*is thoroughly enjoying this* :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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