Artisa Posted April 26, 2014 Author Posted April 26, 2014 Lie sesster. Exactly. your brother is a wise man, appreciate his righteousness He's trying his best to convert my trash into his rubbish.
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 he's right with the Less-ter thing though
DrMcCoy Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 You sure he's right? Maybe it's the world that's wrong.
DrMcCoy Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 MONKEY! (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Artisa Posted April 27, 2014 Author Posted April 27, 2014 And now I want a monkey. One of those cute small ones that can fit in my pocket or sit on my shoulder till the end of time. I'll call him Jack.
Huz Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 I was just trolling. The brother is definitely right about everything.
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 Artisa, do you have any idea what a pet monkey is really like? You should go watch one at the zoo for a while and imagine how it would behave sitting on your shoulder before you waste your money. On a side note, I'm told going outside to beat the side of the dumpster with a stick to 'check for monkeys' is an excuse to go out and smoke a cigarette for cooks in India...
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 mate of mine swears monkey poo coffee is nice, you'll know about this Zoom, you being the culinary type?
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 They feed them coffee beans, and then--yes--pick them out of the monkey poop, roast them and make the most expensive coffee in the world. *!* That will wake you up in the morning. 'You put what in my coffee?'
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 They feed them coffee beans, and then--yes--pick them out of the monkey poop, roast them and make the most expensive coffee in the world. *!* That will wake you up in the morning. 'You put what in my coffee?' Could we perhaps create something similar by feeding Nescafe to cats/gerbils?
Artisa Posted April 28, 2014 Author Posted April 28, 2014 Artisa, do you have any idea what a pet monkey is really like? You should go watch one at the zoo for a while and imagine how it would behave sitting on your shoulder before you waste your money. On a side note, I'm told going outside to beat the side of the dumpster with a stick to 'check for monkeys' is an excuse to go out and smoke a cigarette for cooks in India... I'm using Pirates of the Caribbean as a good reference :giggles1: and that's totally possible about the monkeys in the dumpster lol Could we perhaps create something similar by feeding Nescafe to cats/gerbils? Nescafe to cats? Sure I can see the slogan now: "Litter that makes you live."
RoyTordesLegend Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 Nescafe to cats? It was that or Kenco to budgies.
Artisa Posted April 28, 2014 Author Posted April 28, 2014 It was that or Kenco to budgies. ...eh, fair enough.
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