RoyTordesLegend Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 ....when you Americans fix Breakfast, how was Breakfast broken in the first place? I mean are we talking cracked cheerios that need gluing together, or maybe ripped toast that needs stitching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 When breakfast is broken, the fast fixing of butter 'twixt toast and making of bacon will help flap the flapjacks, that's where it's at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 so it's the butter that's broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Egg shells get broken. We don't mean to fix breakfast because it's broken...we mean that we fix breakfast in place, nailing it down so we can force it into our slobbering, over-stimulated gullets. I mean, the women over here all wear glitter now. Even grandmothers. That's a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I thought you'd fix the fast that was broken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 The fast stays broken all day, and doesn't start again until you quit eating and go to sleep. I see the source of the confusion. From now on, 'breakfast' will be known as 'starteating.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 quit eating wat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 It's well known that Americans eat constantly while awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I thought you'd fix the fast that was broken... Precisely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 See, A Song of Ice and Fire is educational! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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