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Simpsons Marathon? Pffft, you can't eat that!


Skinkie

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You're right in that the marathon is impossible to eat. The only thing real is the machine upon which the cartoons are displayed, and the materials used in its construction are highly toxic and mostly undigestible.

 

However, cartoons on a DVD format are much easier to eat. The box is a ready source of fiber, and the discs can be thought of as either small pizzas or large potato chips, assuming you are from Procyon and can eat plastic.

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It's a trick of the lens. I believe I've heard the camera subtracts 120 pounds. Or for those of you using the metric system some sort of kilogram.

 

Or to keep us on topic

 

"1000 grams, sounded large when I ordered it. I don't think I should bother with these metric booby traps!" - Mr. Burns

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