Guest Capt. Molo Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Wouldn't it be cool to have a team who ride on the backs of rancores? Either that or have dozens of killer monkeys who find no greater joy than to chase away little furry animals. (sigh) Why can't they make a a stratagy game full of monkeys and coconuts? Man if I were in the gaming industry, I would be a millionare.
Guest Capt. Molo Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Yes.... I agree with Capt. Molo. Long live Monkeys!
Compa_Mighty Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Are you Thade, Ursus, Dr. Zaius or what? Why this love for the monkeys?
Guest DarkTrooper Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 shut up compa monkeys are cool what r u a poacher
Guest Kvan Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Darktrooper shut up compa monkeys are cool what r u a poacher Hmmm...ok, darkdrooper, I know there are commas in there somewhere Anyway...whats this thread about
Guest Kvan Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by DS_STARVIPER monkeys u retard No, its about a "stratagy game full of monkeys and coconuts" not just monkeys
darthfergie Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Well this wasn't predictable...(strange...at night all the strange people come out)
Guest DS_STARVIPER Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 hey I came out during the day so thats not true
Clefo Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 I'm not strange.. Just different. As for Monkey Coconuts.. That would be a good freeware game.
darthfergie Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Clefo I'm not strange.. Just different. As for Monkey Coconuts.. That would be a good freeware game. VERY Different...I'm scared so I'm running away now...
Guest DS_STARVIPER Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 VERY Different...I'm scared so I'm running away now U would talk
Guest Lord Tirion Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 "Get your paws off my you damn dirty ape!!!"
Guest Darth_Nixon42 Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 I have a monkey for a brother, He has got some bad habbits, but i will think you will find monkeys to be a superior race to us lowly humans... (or something like that)
Guest EMPIRESPLAYER Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 APE TRAINING DAY............SECRET LOCATION commander"ok chimps todays lesson is vital. u must learn to fire from cover instead of running in.....it might work for the wookies but it dont work for u.....remeber the ape massacer(sp?) of mon calamarie. ok u er wots ur name oh yes... simon ape i want u to run at that stormtrooper over there in a zig zag pattern ok GO!" *ape runs straight at the trooper" "NO NO NO u idiot......u have to run........." *simon leaps at the commander........* commander"kill them all, these retarded un developed animals will feel the pain they deserve after attackin the empire......." they all get wasted...... i dont think its practical trainin apes and monkeys...... but i think coconuts could be useful......
Guest WC_heavyarms Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 That is the dumbest thing i've heard. Come up with something better that monkeys for god's sake.
Guest EMPIRESPLAYER Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 i think we were jokin............LET ME ASK U ONE QUESTION? do u have a sense of humour?
Eets Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 There's a wicked fun strategy game based on monkeys, you can download a demo from realplayer, I forgot the name of it though...
Guest DarkTrooper Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 isn't there also i game from lucasarts called Escape from Monkey Island
Clefo Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 Yeah its fourth in the series.. Haven't played it though
Guest EMPIRESPLAYER Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 it was a take the mic pirate game really funny...... there were loads of em and there r a few new ones for consols as well........
Guest Capt. Molo Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Roll in the red carpet, Capt. Molo is here! The monkey strategy game should not be a shareware game! It will be the standard $50.00. It is coming out this winter. Here is a sneak peak from the opening cut scene: A lone monkey steps out of metallic door to sensor the area. A second monkey follows. "There is enough life forms to fill a can of Spam!" Said monkey number 1 "There is no one here, I'm goin' back!" Just then a giant AT-Coconut rolled over monkey number 1 leaving an awful mess of fur and black stuff. "No!" screamed monkey number 2. "He was my brother's uncle's friend’s monkey who really likes this other monkey whose name is Bonzoreilly!" Monkey number 2 pulled out a blasterer and shot the AT-Coconut. The gunfire reflected off the massive sphere of goodness and rolled over to monkey number 2 to make his final attack. Just then monkey number 2 threw a piece of chicken at a random button which dropped a giant zucchini right on top of the evil-doer coconut. The coconut combusted and made a funny noise. "May the fork be with me!" said monkey number 2 Yep, that is the opening cut scene of the greatest game of all time! Be excited..... be very excited!
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