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[Chevron 7 locke]

*Picks up Jedi Master12 and throws her in a malfunctioning TARDIS*

 

Have fun!

 

*Chev dematerializes*

[CommanderQ]

M: Ummm...I am questioning their logic in throwing JM12 into a broken TARDIS. Maybe it's good that we're conquering the world.

 

F: Yeah.

 

M: Well, might as well get the guns together, I think Alkonium is getting tired of waiting at the door....he'll open it...and then...he'll shoot...good thing we're bulletproof!

 

F: YEAH!!

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev materializes in a bar.*

I'll take a beer.

*Second Chev materializes in the bar.*

I'll take a bee-Well, this is certainly odd.

Tell me about it.

*A third Chev materializes in the bar.*

I'll take a be-How many times have I told CQ not to play with the cloning machine?! The last time he cloned something I ended up losing to myself in poker!

[CommanderQ]

M: I'm not sure if that was an accident.

 

F: *Snickers* No. I'm sure it wasn't.

[Chevron 7 locke]

First Chev: Well...I think I can safetly say that we're not clones of one another due to the fact that we don't have a cloning machine...So, pray tell, who might you be?

Second Chev: I could ask you the same questio-hey, where's your scar?

First Chev: What scar?

Second Chev: You know...the scar that Alkonium gave you when he went rogue? He hit you with a pulse blast?

First Chev: That never happend. Alkonium never went rogue.

Second Chev: Really? Huh...oh wait...that means.

All Three Chev's at the same time: Alternate Universe...of course.

[Alkonium]

M: *kicks down the door to the CQ's control room, and shoots male CQ with a crossbow.*

M: You may be bulletproof, but you're not boltproof!

F: *turns female CQ into a tree from the waist down*

F: You're certainly keeping true to your roots.

[CommanderQ]

M: OOOWWWW!!!

 

F: This is just weird.....

 

M: *Smiles* But no matter!! *Takes out remote control and presses rewind button*

 

M: NOW TIME WILL OBEY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

F: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

 

M: *Goes back a few minutes in time before Alkoniums come in....raises weapon*

 

*Alkoniums come in, and they are quickly smashed by the might of CQ, with a hammer*

 

M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...lol

 

F: lol...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA

[Chevron 7 locke]

*All three Chev's raise their heads in alarm at the same time.*

First Chev: Did you just have the "CQ is going to end up destroying all of creation feeling?"

Second Chev: Yep.

Third Chev: Yup.

First Chev: *Sighs heavily.* Lets go.

*All three Chevs dematerialize.*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*All three Chevs teleport in and Second and Third Chev's go after the CQs while first Chev takes the remote.*

 

Buh-bye!

 

*All three Chevs dematerialize.*

[Alkonium]

M: You may have smashed me, but you didn't smash my crossbow!

M: Shoots both CQ's again.

F: *Casts a healing spell on her self and male Alkonium*

F: And the controls are right there.

F: *disables the countdown on the nukes*

M: *smashes all of them with a crowbar*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*All three Chevs rematerialize in the bar.*

 

Third Chev: Well, we've got the remote. Now what?

First Chev: I'd like to hear about this so called 'rogue Alkonium.'

Third Chev: I'll admit, I'm a bit curious as well, in my reality it was Yar who snapped and went rogue.

Second Chev: To be honest, I don't really know. One day he just snapped and went after me with a pulse rifle. He managed to do a lot of damage to the timeline before I was able to set things right.

Third Chev: Wait...'you' were able to set things right? What about the others? Didn't they help you?

Second Chev: There are no 'others' where I'm from. Alkonium and I were the only guardians of space-time. Come to think of it...I have been reading some strange temperal distortions lately, I'll have to make sure he's still secured later. What about you? You said someone named 'Yar' went rogue?

Third Chev: That's right...I always did have a bad feeling about him...he was always much to violent for my tastes. One day...He managed to wipe out nearly everyone in the base while we were sleeping. I heard the weapons go off and I fought him to a standstill, he may have taken my arms, but I managed to stop him.

First Chev: Your arms look fine to me.

*Third Chev grabs First Chev and lifts her above the table with two fingers.*

Third Chev: They can't feel like the originals, but they get the job done when I need to fight.

*Third Chev sets First Chev down.*

Third Chev: I miss my old hands...

*First Chev pats her on the back and orders another round.*

First Chev: *Toasts.* To what might have been.

Second and Third Chevs: Here Here!

[CommanderQ]

M and F: *Look at bolts stuck in armor*

 

M: Wow...that was close, if he'd gone a little farther down, I might actually be in great pain...

 

F: A little higher and..well, never mind.

 

M: The nukes are gone...blast, I guess our plans of world domination will have to wait until this month's pay day.

 

F: Yep, aw well. *Giggles* Heh...but that does give us a lot of time..

 

M: *smiles* True....*walks into backroom*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Fourth Chev materializes in the bar.*

I'll take a-...well this is certainly odd.

*First through Third Chev: Alternate Universe. Take a seat and have a drink.

*Fourth Chev warily sits down and grabs a glass.*

Fourth Chev: So tell me...why don't any of you seem the least bit concerned that the walls seperating each reality seem to be breaking down?

First Chev: Why should we be concerned? All the big threats have been taken care of. Evil Chev, Experiment 050, they're all either dead or they've given up on evil. The only thing we have to worry about these days are the two CQs.

Fourth Chev: Your comparing yourself against the meager enemies you've fought in your reality. How do you know there's nothing worse out there?

First Chev: If there was something worse out there, then it would have gone after us by now.

[Alkonium]

*the two Alkonium's arrive*

M: Just because something hasn't happened yet, doesn't mean it never will. We need to be wary.

F: I'll be off then. But before I go, any of you want to have some "fun"? Not you, guy-me, we had an agreement.

M: I know. No "fun" with eachother unless there are others involved as well.

[Chevron 7 locke]

First through Fourth Chev: Ahhhhh...Nah.

*All four dematerialize with beer mugs in hand and rematerialize outside Chev's old TARDIS.*

First Chev: It's been awhile since I last used this thing...I've made some good memories with this thing.

Second Chev: Why is it glowing?

*First Chev looks up to see the inside of the TARDIS is glowing a dark red.*

First Chev: That can't be good.

*Chev opens to door to find everything bathed in a crinsom light and the Cloister Bell is ringing loudly.*

Third Chev: Whats going on?

First Chev: I don't know. This kind of thing has never happend before!

[Alkonium]

M:*steps in, dressed in a black sport coat, black pants, and a black shirt*

M: Don't mind her, under certain circumstances, switching back and forth between genders wreaks havoc on the sex drive. I'm not sure I want to know what she was doing as a man to cause it, though. Oh, you're worrying about the cloister bell? I was trying a bit of rum and tea around here, and I think I spilled it in your TARDIS, don't be surprised if the thing's a little wonky.

[Chevron 7 locke]

*First Chev pokes Alkonium.*

First Chev: Is this another alternate version of Alkonium?

Fourth Chev: I hope not. I encountered one once and he was a nasty piece of work. He had claws and very large teeth.

Third Chev: Really? You ran into him as well? I agree, he was a nasty one.

[Alkonium]

That was a werewolf that stole my clothes! Fortunately it didn't find my silver bullets. Last time I extend that much courtesy to a wounded hitchhiker. Aside from girl-me, and that me with the goatee, I don't know of any other me's from parallel universes.

[Chevron 7 locke]

*First Chev scrathes her head in confusion.*

First Chev: Alright...let me rephrase the question. Are you from this reality? Or are you from another reality? Cause it seems that the walls between universes are breaking down.

Fourth Chev: And you sound...british.

First Chev: And when did you run into a werewolf?

*Third Chev points at the shadows.*

Third Chev: That looks like an alternate version of you.

*A version of Alkonium wearing all black throws a photon grenade at the group and then dematerializes.*

[Alkonium]

*pulls out a sonic screwdriver and disarms the grenade before it hits the ground*

I'm from this universe, I had just modified my Doctor persona to match up more with the Eleventh Doctor, which is the reason for the dark outfit and the haircut. I really hope he wears something more interesting when he actually replaces David Tennant. Back on topic, I have a lot of adventures you don't know or want to know about. Let's just say taking the wounded hitchhiker in wasn't exactly the courtesy I was talking about.

[Chevron 7 locke]

First Chev: You really do pull off the look quite nicely.

Third Chev: Yes. It actually really suits you.

Second Chev: I agree. Black looks good on you.

*Fourth Chev wacks them all over the head.*

Fourth Chev: Am I the only one who is the least bit concerned that the walls between realities seem to be breaking down?! Imagine a universe where Evil Chev is still evil. A universe thats inhabited by daleks! And they're all coming here! That evil version of Alkonium was merely the begining!

[Alkonium]

You know I can just go Gunslinger and shoot him, right? It's not like I lost two fingers and a toe to a lobstrosity. The only question is whether to use a Revolver or a Clockwork Pistol. About the Daleks, they don't call me Alkonium the Dalek Killer for nothing. Well, technically they don't call me that at all, but I'm sure I've got something capable of killing Daleks in my TARDIS. Unless there are Cyberdaleks coming our way, I can take care of it.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Fourth Chev: What I'm concerned about is the Alternate Universe theory. If they escape to a reality where they found a way to adapt to your weapons and then we'd be in big trouble.

*Thousands of Daleks appear through a portal in the sky.*

Daleks: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

First Chev: As much as I'd love to fight a Dalek, I believe that this is one fight that cannot be won at the moment.

*Third Chev grabs Alkonium and dematerializes, Second and fourth Chev follow.*

*First Chev looks up at the daleks and sighs.*

First Chev: Should have stopped this sooner.

*First Chev is about to dematerialize when Evil Alkonium cracks her over the head from behind and knocks her out.*

Evil Alkonium: Fool.

*Evil Alkonium starts to dematerialize but Chev gets up and grabs him.*

First Chev: Nuh-uh! I don't think so!

*First Chev dematerializes and rematerializes in space, drops off Evil Alkonium in the vacuum of space and then dematerializes again.*

[CommanderQ]

M: Well...technically, our alternates have already found reality...that can be enjoyable..

 

F: Yep.

 

M: Anyway, I'm not sure Chev and Alkonium are up to the task to saving the world.

 

F: Nope they aren't.

 

M: So let's stop doing this and go join the good side...again.

 

F: Okay.

 

M and F: *Leave backroom and head to Chev's bar*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*First Chev materializes in the hideout and wipes off some of the space dust.*

First Chev: Well...Evil Alkonium isn't going to be causing any problems in the near future. On account that I killed him.

Second Chev: Really?

First Chev: Yup.