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Sure you can use it! (I might also use it, but I have no problems with anyone using my work, just as long as you say 'Ulmont made this' if anyone asks)

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If I may suggest something, mr. zombie, try selecting everything but the focus of your image (in this case, the Spartan you have in your pic). It'll make the standard stand out, along with making the background look all pretty.

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@CQ: Its a little thing he told me about a long time ago. (but not in a galaxy far far away >.>) Hes either a zombie or a mega-cripple. I thought zombie would be cooler.

 

BTW, If you want something TRUELY done right, come to this card-shark. :D

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Ehh... Speak English, Deutsch, or Espanol.

 

If you mean I should bring my wife onto the forms, then I want dinner first.

If you mean I should play some more cards with my wife, than I want 18 solid hours of sleep first.

And if you ment that I should play you at cards, then you'd better watch out, as I keep the following random assorted objects in my jacket for use while playing cards:

 

Cell Phone

Battery Acid

Bayonet

Shotgun

Pope-hat

Roman Letters

Greek Letters

Small-pebbles

Ace, Queen, King, Jack of every Suit

Sleeping Pills

Bandages

Whiskey

Eggs

Chickens

Pieces of Paper

Riddels

Steak

A Stake

Torches

Asians

Persians

Half a Canadian

My Cat

My In laws (in only the most inescapable jar)

A Parrot

A Canary (in case of radiation)

An Encyclopedia (in case of retardation)

Three Boxes of Sigmas

One Fourth of a Merlin Engine

Three Fourths of a Banana

Two Monkeys

A Spare Jacket

The Iron Cross First Class

Mein Kamft

Hitler's Left Eye

Stalin's Right Eye

The Communist Manifesto

A Death Threat Application

Four Boxes of Iron Bars

Half a Liter of Xenon (in liquid form)

Kentucky Fried Chicken

The Glasses of that Guy on the KFC box

Four Lepers

A bag containing an ex-leper

A Cure for Leprosy (made from gunpowder and alkaseltser)

Tums

The Thigh of a Mongoose

The Brain of a Leopard

King Henery The Eighth (mummified)

And of Course, five-hundred sixty-two random assorted bits of Titanium

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Heheh, das ist dumm{joke:D} That is a lot of stuff that you carry in your jacket...how do you pack Asians, Persians, and half a Canadian in there? Especially if you have an Iron Cross with Hitler's left eye and Stalin's right?

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Heheh, das ist dumm{joke} That is a lot of stuff that you carry in your jacket...how do you pack Asians, Persians, and half a Canadian in there? Especially if you have an Iron Cross with Hitler's left eye and Stalin's right?

 

 

Well, It's actually really simple! Ya see, I freed this Gene from a bottle, and He gave me three Wishes.

 

Wish #1: Bottomless CGI Pockets (hence the storage capability of my coat)

Wish #2: An Army of Mutant Canadians and Lepers

Wish # 3: An Infinite amount of wishes.

 

So there you have it. Unlimited storage capacity, an army for world domination, and an enslaved gene! :D

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