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@CQ: Its a little thing he told me about a long time ago. (but not in a galaxy far far away >.>) Hes either a zombie or a mega-cripple. I thought zombie would be cooler.

 

BTW, If you want something TRUELY done right, come to this card-shark. :D

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Ehh... Speak English, Deutsch, or Espanol.

 

If you mean I should bring my wife onto the forms, then I want dinner first.

If you mean I should play some more cards with my wife, than I want 18 solid hours of sleep first.

And if you ment that I should play you at cards, then you'd better watch out, as I keep the following random assorted objects in my jacket for use while playing cards:

 

Cell Phone

Battery Acid

Bayonet

Shotgun

Pope-hat

Roman Letters

Greek Letters

Small-pebbles

Ace, Queen, King, Jack of every Suit

Sleeping Pills

Bandages

Whiskey

Eggs

Chickens

Pieces of Paper

Riddels

Steak

A Stake

Torches

Asians

Persians

Half a Canadian

My Cat

My In laws (in only the most inescapable jar)

A Parrot

A Canary (in case of radiation)

An Encyclopedia (in case of retardation)

Three Boxes of Sigmas

One Fourth of a Merlin Engine

Three Fourths of a Banana

Two Monkeys

A Spare Jacket

The Iron Cross First Class

Mein Kamft

Hitler's Left Eye

Stalin's Right Eye

The Communist Manifesto

A Death Threat Application

Four Boxes of Iron Bars

Half a Liter of Xenon (in liquid form)

Kentucky Fried Chicken

The Glasses of that Guy on the KFC box

Four Lepers

A bag containing an ex-leper

A Cure for Leprosy (made from gunpowder and alkaseltser)

Tums

The Thigh of a Mongoose

The Brain of a Leopard

King Henery The Eighth (mummified)

And of Course, five-hundred sixty-two random assorted bits of Titanium

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Heheh, das ist dumm{joke} That is a lot of stuff that you carry in your jacket...how do you pack Asians, Persians, and half a Canadian in there? Especially if you have an Iron Cross with Hitler's left eye and Stalin's right?

 

 

Well, It's actually really simple! Ya see, I freed this Gene from a bottle, and He gave me three Wishes.

 

Wish #1: Bottomless CGI Pockets (hence the storage capability of my coat)

Wish #2: An Army of Mutant Canadians and Lepers

Wish # 3: An Infinite amount of wishes.

 

So there you have it. Unlimited storage capacity, an army for world domination, and an enslaved gene! :D

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