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Guest Brighteyesmonkey
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Choose your weapon!

 

I choose my PPK7 James Bond gun

(Pictured below)

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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Guest Brighteyesmonkey
Posted

Ok then.

 

Stand back to back and walk ten paces.

On the tenth pace turn and.......well I'll shoot but you'll have to spit.

 

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

Guest Brighteyesmonkey
Posted

Brighteyes swings around at the speed of light! And puts a bullet into Storken's forhead.

 

Sorry Storky but your pathetic spit didn't even get half way to me!

 

Now I'm gonna use some acient monkey voodoo charm and bring you back to life.

I still have a gun pointed at your head so no funny buisness.

 

Then sweeps the maiden Napalm off her feet and wisks her off into the sunset.

 

THE END.

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey:

Brighteyes swings around at the speed of light! And puts a bullet into Storken's forhead.

 

Sorry Storky but your pathetic spit didn't even get half way to me!

 

Now I'm gonna use some acient monkey voodoo charm and bring you back to life.

I still have a gun pointed at your head so no funny buisness.

 

Then sweeps the maiden Napalm off her feet and wisks her off into the sunset.

 

THE END.

 

 

 

then falls from the bed and wakes up tongue.gif

 

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Hey, I weren't even here at the point of my death.....sad frown.gif

 

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Guest Brighteyesmonkey
Posted

She is ain't she.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

 

Why are you in distress Natty?

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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Coz my nose hurts, that's why im in distress tongue.gif It's a long story, basically my dog headbutted me in the nose coz I took his sock away from him. You know he might only have a small head, but it's bloody hard and my nose is all ouchies frown.gif

 

Anyways, I'm like the princess in Shrek tongue.gif now all I need is an ogre to come crashing through my bedroom window biggrin.gif But I suppose any of the animals we have on this forum will do I guess tongue.gif

 

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Posted

Originally posted by NapalmFish:

I'm not a prize to be won! wink.gif

 

that was a good one.... rolleyes.gif

 

 

 

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Guest Brighteyesmonkey
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I woni.

Cos Stroken thinks that he has killer spit or something?

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

Guest Brighteyesmonkey
Posted

You was gonna fence......with spit...........

ok fine.

 

So Napalm. Where do you want me to whisk you away to?

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

Posted

Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey:

You was gonna fence......with spit...........

 

NO! Fence with the BEAK!!!!

 

 

 

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Guest Brighteyesmonkey
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Well I still would have shot you b4 you could have gotten anywheres near me!

 

Don't worry Niko old boy I'm keeping it clean.

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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