Wilhuf Posted November 8, 2001 Posted November 8, 2001 Death Star to Open Daycare. After months of speculation, it was confirmed yesterday that the Death Star, the Empire's vaunted, planet-destroying space station, has added a new, state-of-the-art day care center to its already vast array of capabilities. The massive four-room day care center, which, according to Grand Moff Tarkin, will "provide a safe and fun learning environment for tots between the ages of one and four," has already begun spring enrollment and is expected to be fully operational by June 1. See the full story! I am guessing Vagabond should be especially interested.
GonkH8er Posted November 8, 2001 Posted November 8, 2001 lol, nah...... theres enough insanity here to poison the young one's mind. We dont need evil day care centres
SlowbieOne Posted November 8, 2001 Posted November 8, 2001 I don't know where you got that, but it's ridiculous. Please tell me it's a joke.
StormHammer Posted November 9, 2001 Posted November 9, 2001 ROFL The article on the end of that link is so off-the-wall it's brilliant! Thanks for the link, Wilhuf.
Denise Posted November 9, 2001 Posted November 9, 2001 Oh c'mon, that's The Onion! Nothing they produce isn't a joke. Hilarious site.
access_flux Posted November 13, 2001 Posted November 13, 2001 that is worth a lol, and maybe a rofl ahahah thats great wilhuf!
Guest Vagabond Posted November 16, 2001 Posted November 16, 2001 Stang! The waiting list is too long to get Savannah enrolled at the Death Star Day Care. I'll just send her to the Imperial Academy instead, next year, after the harvest...I promise...
Guest C Shutt Posted November 17, 2001 Posted November 17, 2001 Originally posted by SlowbieOne: <STRONG>I don't know where you got that, but it's ridiculous. Please tell me it's a joke.</STRONG> No, it's not. The Death Star <em>actually</em> built a day care centre, kind sir. From Vagabond: Reminder to all, you're free to say just about anything you want in these forums, but keep it civil. Name calling? Come on, we're not children here. [ November 19, 2001: Message edited by: Vagabond ]
Denise Posted November 18, 2001 Posted November 18, 2001 We can always count on Mr. Shutt here to be a kindly, cheerful, helpful contributor to the community.
Guest C Shutt Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 But I like childish name-calling. Look, I'm all for censoring people's messages (wait, no I'm not), but did you have to make me look like such a ***** in the process? You did? Okay, I guess you know your business. Denise, do I know you?
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