Hito-Kage Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 You know when you have had to much Star Wars when.... A) You still wave your hand infront of the automatic doors at the grocery store B) You try to use the force to bring that toilet paper roll, that is just out of reach. Anyone else....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornSoul Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 You try using force grip on your math teacher every time she says your answer was wrong. You have the urge to tell anyone you get in a fight with that you are they father. You can't resist making humming noises every time you hold a flash light. You check for new messages on this forum more than 10 time a day. (I'm guilty ) [ October 04, 2001: Message edited by: Seryl Cann ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hito-Kage Posted October 4, 2001 Author Share Posted October 4, 2001 lol those are good. or you have this sudden urge to grab the edge of the diving board when jumping off of it into the pool(from return of the jedi). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 here's one..... When you are visiting the forums at 3:40 am just to move a topic into its correct place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JediKnight_114[b] Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 With a very serious face, while subtly waving your hand, you say the officer: "I was not speeding. I can go about my business." You get a strange urge to kiss your sibling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 When talking cars with your mates, you tell them your car "Made the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xwing guy Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 When you only go out with girls that do their hair like Leia. That doesn't leave very many girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 when you think you go into a toys r us and grab the lightsaber and make humming noises and attack innocents with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue15: <STRONG>when you think you go into a toys r us and grab the lightsaber and make humming noises and attack innocents with it.</STRONG> Being a Toys R Us employee, i thorougly enjoy having lightsaber battles with other employees and unsuspecting customers I got in trouble the other night though... one of the assistant managers and I were having a saber jousting competition on trolleys.... and the manager came along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letalis Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 Oh, the automatic doors, so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cossack1812 Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 -When you name any of your children after a Star Wars character (eg Mara of Han) -When you can think of something for this list -You quote Yoda when someone says "I'll try" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnum1587246490 Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 Whenever you are reading a book o watching a movie and think "Why the character doesn't use the force to do/get that?" o when you are playing Quake with your mates and search for the Force Jump o force pull key instead of trying to just frag'em. Happens all the time to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 when you refer to your dog as a vornskr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi-Wan1587246508 Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 When more than half of your bookmarks are somehow related to Star Wars.... You might have too much Star Wars. When your reading this list, and all youre thinking is "I'm guilty"... You might have too much Star Wars. If you dress up as a Star Wars character for halloween, every year... You might have too much Star Wars. If you dress up as a Star Wars character and pretend to be him/her when youre alone in the house... You might have too much Star Wars. If you play with your toy saber, and get caught doing it on multiple occasions... You might have too much Star Wars. If the only song you know how to play is "The Imperial March"... You might have too much Star Wars. If your personal philosophy coincides with Jedi philosophy... You might have too much Star Wars. If you constantly search for Star Wars mods for your non-Star Wars games... You might have too much Star Wars. If your best advice to your friends was quoted from the movies... You might have too much Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 You try to use "Force Push" to clear a traffic jam ahead of you... You try to use "Force Choke" on the Jacka$$ that just cut you off... You spend days trying to figure out how to get your "Lego Droidworks" R2-D2 to shoot your Obi-Wan Lightsabre to you(while you're attempting a forward somersault)... You reply more than once to this thread... >>Ummm....Errr....Ahhh nevermind<< [ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: KordKelly ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Man1587246496 Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 You suddenly have the urge to slice things up with a lightsaber. (guilty) You buy a whole album of star wars sheet music for the piano. (guilty) You can play the Imperial March. (guilty) About half your games are from Lucasarts. (guilty) You have absolutely no difficulty thinking of more things to post in this topic. (just ran out of ideas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letalis Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 You have Imperial March as your mobile ring tone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 *quickly takes imperial march ringtone off his phone......* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 Originally posted by SuperStupidStormie: <STRONG>-When you name any of your children after a Star Wars character (eg Mara of Han) -You quote Yoda when someone says "I'll try"</STRONG> LOL. I actually am planning on naming my daughter, Mara Jade. And that's the only reply I give when someone says they'll try. ....when you fall alseep at night, the last thing yo see is a lifesize Mace Windu looking down at you. "Try waking up to that everyday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions o' Monkeys Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 when you look at an object..close your eyes and try to pull the object towards you thats always a good sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenG Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 When your having sex and you yell out the name "Mara Jade". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 ...ok....waaaaaaaayyyyyy to much information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hito-Kage Posted October 13, 2001 Author Share Posted October 13, 2001 I dont know stephen if you call out Mara jade, while having sex, I dont think Rosie Palms would get upset do you? hehe jk. I still like, useing the force to try and pull the toilet paper roll closer, you know when sometimes its just out of reach. And not just waving your hand in front of automatic doors at the grocery store, but in front of the electric urinals in bathrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 i am guilty of most of those... except maybe that mara one 2 above me.. thats just wierd... but i am Jedi master Moylan at my school... its that cool or not cool? but the lightsaber stuff and pretty much all of above is right... oh no ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenG Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 Originally posted by StephenG: <STRONG>When your having sex and you yell out the name "Mara Jade".</STRONG> hey guys, it was a joke. i thought it was very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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