Wacky_Baccy Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 I found this site by accident during some pointless browsing- http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm and thought i should share it with you... Quote from site: Star Wars "Pants" Lines This probably takes some explaining. I recently received an e-mail containing several Star Wars quotes that sounded funny when a key word was replaced with "pants". I do not know who first came up with the idea or who originated the forward. When I got the e-mail, I spent a good hour thinking up additional quotes. It proved to be a fun and rewarding experience. It was, in fact, the best way of putting off term papers I have seen to date. What follows is the fruit of my--and many other people's--labour. Some of my favs- I find your lack of pants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW You are unwise to lower your pants. --Darth Vader, RJ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. --Han, RJ I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. --Leia, SW A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW. Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. --Greedo, SW How long have you had these pants? About three or four seasons. They're up for sale if you want them. --Stormtrooper, Luke, and Ben, SW I want them alive. No pants. --Darth Vader, ESB. Knowing my luck, you've probably all seen these b4, but i hope some are new to you P.S.- follow the link for a whole load more! W_B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions o' Monkeys Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 thats some funny sh*t you have there I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants [ November 17, 2001: Message edited by: Millions o' Monkeys ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted November 18, 2001 Author Share Posted November 18, 2001 Oh yeah, Gonk- When do i get the fabled 'Welcome Basket', and what comes in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 Wow, my welcome basket sure is famous! The welcome baskets contain a various mixture of goodies including many fancy chocolates and sweets, little trinkets, gift cards and a welcome card signed by all the forum members. *hands Waccy_Baccy a welcome basket* Sorry about not getting it to you earlier. As for the pants lines, many a time have I started up a game of Star Pants with my brother while we're traveling somewere. It never gets boring. At least for us anyay..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted November 18, 2001 Author Share Posted November 18, 2001 Cheers Rhett *Graciously accepts said basket* Dind't know it was you who startd it. And you're most definitely right, they never do get boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 "Myself, the boy, 2 droids, and NO PANTS." Obiwan to Han, SW Welcome to the forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 yer theses are gold ey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 LOL I hadn't heard some of those before. Nice thread. Welcome to the forums, Wacky_Baccy. How about... Bartender: "Your pants! We don't want them here." Luke: "I think you'd better wait outside. We don't want any trouble." [from Mos Eisley Cantina scene, ANH] Han (to Luke): "You look strong enough to tear the pants off a Gondark." [from ESB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted November 18, 2001 Author Share Posted November 18, 2001 Thanks for the welcome all I figured some of you would've seen them b4, but i'm glad at least some are new to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 HAN: Lae him have it...It;s unwise to upset a Wookie. C3PO: But sir, nop-one worries about upsetting droids... Han: That's because droids dont pull their pants off when they loose...Wookies have been known to do that... ----------------------------- Luke: Ben, are you alright? Obi-Wan: I've felt a great disturbance in my pants... ----------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 [Official Complaint/] Dear Mr Boba, I am here to complain as I did not get my gift basket!!!! I have been here for some months now and u r handing them out.!.! I demand my Pants! (giftbasket). I hear these Giftbaskets contain fancy pants (chocolate) If i do not recieve my basket i will take u to the Jedi Courts of Pants (JediKnightii.net). Now give me my gift basket!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JediKnight_114[b] Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 Well, you're in luck, I still have a small supply of the gift baskets that I stole from the moderators at Jk.net while Rhett was away. So, here you go, a gift basket with all the pants you can eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 Thank you Pants, i'll now have some fun eating my pants. Damn these pants taste nice! I wonder how mod's have enough pants to give away pants liek this. Here Jedi have some pants as a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted November 19, 2001 Share Posted November 19, 2001 Why thank you. The baskets are assembled deep underground by a fleet of dwarfs working around the clock to ensure that there will always be enough baskets to go around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Why didn't i get one at the beginning!!!! Is it cause i wasa a lurker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1587246523 Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Prehaps you are referring to the iminent attack of youre rebel pants..Palpatine, ROTJ I sense a disturbance in the pants..Obi Wan, ANH The pants. an elegant weapon, not as clumsy or as random as a blaster..Obi Wan, ANH Threepio, you tell those slimy worm ridden pants, that hell get no pleasure from us..Han, ROTJ Luke, I am your pants..Darth Vader, ESB We need to reach the queens pants. they are unarmed, but have powerful deflector shields andare fast enough..Captain Panaka, Phantom menace playstation game. Just some more pants i found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trernst Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 FUNNY BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Here are some more... "You do not know the power of the Dark Pants!" Vader (to Luke, ROTJ) "The Millenium Falcon? She made the pants run in less than 12 parsecs!" Han (to OB1, ANH) "As I thought. Mynocks. Chewing on the pants." Han (ESB) "You missed us in the South corridor. She showed her true pants for me." Han (about Leia, ESB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowbieOne Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 I'll throw a few in off the top of my dome. "Close the pants! Close the pants!.......Open the pants! Open the pants!" - Stormtroopers from ANH "She must've hidden the pants on the escape pod." - Vader ANH "The pants go off in this direction." - Trooper ANH "No I don't think he wears pants at all......No, I don't wear pants either." - C3PO ANH "If these droids do work out I want to transmit my pants to the academy this year." - Luke ANH "They'll soon be back, and in greater pants." - Ben ANH "Sir if you'll not be needing me I'll close pants for awhile." - C3PO ANH More to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted November 21, 2001 Author Share Posted November 21, 2001 ^ LOL! A few more I found... "I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia "I don't seem to remember ever owning any pants." --Obi Wan "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander." --Vader "All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio "If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Obi-Wan "He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio Great stuff, all! Keep 'em comin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 "She must have hidden the Death Star plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander!" Edit: Blast it, exactly one minute too late. I hate that! [ November 20, 2001: Message edited by: Denise ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowbieOne Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 "These pants are now the ultimate power in the universe....I suggest we use them." - Commander Whatsisname ANH "Don't try to frighten us with you sorcererous pants Lord Vader!" - Commander Whatsisname ANH "Judge me by my pants do you?" - Yoda ESB "Han will have that shield down, we've gotta give him more pants!" - Lando RotJ "Luke..do not.....do not..underestimate..the powers of the emperor, or suffer your father's pants you will." - Yoda RotJ "You're overconfidence is your weakness." "You're faith and your pants is yours." - Luke and Emperor RotJ "It is quite safe from your pitiful little pants.....and entire legion of my best pants awaits them. Oh I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your pants arrive." - Emperor RotJ "You...like your pants...are now..mine." - Emperor RotJ Yes, I'm bored if you're wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Originally posted by Wacky_baccy: "I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia i think this would sound cooler: "I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the pants of this R2 unit." --Leia plus i found these: You might be a redneck Jedi Knight if... 1.) Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.) You use your lightsaber to open a non-twist-off bottle of Bud. 3.) There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder. 4.) You use your lightsaber to pick your teeth. 5.) At least one section of your X-Wing is Bondo colored. 6.) You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. 7.) You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word chicken. 8.) You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. 9.) You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets. 10.) A peaceful meditation is one without gas. 11.) You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force. 12.) Your master/mentor ever said "Hey, pull my finger..." 13.) Your X-wing is up on blocks in your front yard. 14.) You lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit. 15.) The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. 16.) Wookies are offended by your B.O. 17.) You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 18.) You use your lightsaber to clean fish. 19.) Your father said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot." 20.) You use your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 21.) The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it. 22.) You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace. 23.) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 24.) You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag. 25.) More than half the droids you own don't function. 26.) The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q. 27.) You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married. 28.) You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while on vacation on Hoth. 29.) Your moonshine is really made on the moon. 30.) You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket. 31.) Sandpeople back down from your mama. 32.) You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI. 33.) You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent. 34.) You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. 35.) You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. 36.) A Wookie has told you that you need to shave. 37.) You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while lighting a cigarette with your lightsaber. 38.) You don't think the Ewoks are primitive. 39.) You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow. 40.) You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene problem. 41.) You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper. 42.) The Rancor monster refused to eat you. 43.) You discover that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted November 21, 2001 Author Share Posted November 21, 2001 Originally posted by Access_fluX: [QB]quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Wacky_baccy: "I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i think this would sound cooler: "I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the pants of this R2 unit." --Leia [QB] You're right I should've seen it when tidying up the grammar, but it was 1am, so I excuse myself. W_B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 lol dun worry WB, its cool. did you get my msg i left in that other thread? any way what about these ones some of them have been said b4 but i just copied and pasted: "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers, I want them alive!" --Darth Vader I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala "Always there are two there are: master and pants." --Yoda "I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine "Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin "What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul "Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious "After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you." --Obi-Wan "You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala "Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala "The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan "Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala "You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan "And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan "Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme "We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon "Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray "We would be happy to recieve the ambassators' pants." --Nute Gunray "This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious "You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon "I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto "What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto "What was it?" --Obi-Wan "I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon "It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan "Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." --Qui-Gon "Be mindful of your pants, boy." --Mace Windu "Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda "I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon "This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine "I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin "Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray "My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon "Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar "R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin "That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala "Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." --Watto "And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine "Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon "My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio "I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin "Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!" --Anakin "Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin "No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto "I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto "Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi "I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin "Your pants?" --Padme "I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu "Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi "And no one else has Nubian pants, I guarantee you that!" --Watto "If the pants were correct, I will find them quickly, master." --Darth Maul "Negotiations? We've lost all pants!" --Sio Bibble "Gungans no liken pants!" --Jar-Jar "Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low." --Obi-Wan "They have pants on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." --Qui-Gon "He will find your missing pants." --Darth Sidious "Everything revolves around those awful pants." --Shmi "Confer upon you the pants of Jedi Knight the council does." --Yoda "Put down your pants; they’ve won this round." --Amidala "Pants are very, very dangerous." --Anakin "My pants tell me they will destroy you." --Qui-Gon "The prize money would more than pay for the pants they need." --Anakin "Ooohhh. There goes Quadrinaro's pants!" --Announcer "There's always bigger pants." --Qui-Gon We bring pants for your master, Jabba the Hutt." --Threepio "I have come for the pants of this Wookie." --Leia/Boushh in Ubese subtitled. "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." --Han "Shhh. You have hibernation sickness. Your pants will return to you in time." --Leia/Boushh "Your pants betray you, Father. I feel the good in you." --Luke Yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie." --Han "Search your feelings, Father, let go of your pants!" --Luke "That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!" --Lando "But he asks the impossible. I need more pants." --Moff Jerjerrod "Han . . . Can you reach my pants?" --Luke Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the pants." --Lando "Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for pants, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." --Threepio "I'm afraid our furry pants have gone and done something rather rash." --Threepio "Shuttle Tydirium, what is your pant's cargo and destination?" --Admiral Piett "Intensify the forward pants. I don't want anything to get through." --Admiral Piett "We only need to keep their pants from escaping." --Admiral Piett "You serve your pants well. And you will be rewarded."--Luke "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants."--Commander Jerjerrod "Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side!"--Emperor Palpatine "Keep your pants, though, Chewie, but don't look like your trying to your pants."--Han "If you will not fight, then your pants will meet their destiny." --Vader "Just deliver Master Luke's pants and get us out of here."---Threepio "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Captain Solo's pants." --Luke "It's your choice, but I warn you, do not underestimate my pants." --Luke "My strike team is ready, but I'll need a command crew for the pants."---Han "Break off the attack! Their pants are still up!" --Lando "Lock pants in attack position!" --Wedge "I am un-pantsed, strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete." --Palpatine "Your thoughts betray you. I can feel the pants in you, the conflict." --Luke "Well why don't you use your divine pants and get us outta here?" --Han "Soon the pants will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us!" --Palpatine "I do believe they think I am some kind of pants." --Threepio "Your wrong Leia. You have those pants too. In time, you'll learn to use them as I have." --Luke "Your pants are complete." --Vader "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." --Officer "Bury your pants deep down. They do you credit, but they may be used to serve the Empire." --Obi-Wan "You cannot escape your pants, Luke." --Kenobi "Go out to the command ship and await my pants." --Emperor "But these are my pants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free!" --Leia "Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the pants and take out the main reactor." --Admiral Ackbar "Vader is in those pants." --Luke "Don't get jittery Luke, there are a lot of pants" --Han Picture Lando in hot pants when you read this one: "They must have heard about my little pants at the Battle of Taanab." --Lando "Pants is hardly the word I would use." --Threepio "I have need for you in our master's pants. And I think you will fit in nicely." --EV-9D9 "Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of pants real fast." --Wedge "We have stolen small Imperial pants. Disguised as cargo pants and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator." --Madine "Artoo, look! Captain Solo. And he's still frozen in pants." --Threepio "Jabba, this is your last chance, pants us, or die." --Luke "Many Bothans died to bring us these pants." --Mon Mothma "We'll last longer than we will against those pants! And we might just take a few of them with us." --Lando "Your pants are lost...your friends on the Endor moon will not survive..." --Palpatine "Now, witness the power of a fully armed and operational Pants" --Palpatine "Good, I hate long pants." --Han "These pants are my kind of scum." --Jabba "Who's there?" --Han "Someone who loves pants." --Leia "The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our pants has come."-- Mon Mothma "There doesn't seem to be any pants here. We'd better go." --C3PO "Well, I finished my pants. I don't pick up any life readings." --Luke "Judge me by my pants, do you?" --Yoda "My lord, there are so many uncharted pants. It could be smugglers, it could be..." --Admiral Ozzel Bounty hunters need pants too. "General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault." --Vader "You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark." --Han "Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker!" --Deck Officer "Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of the pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive." --(Strangely enough) Lando "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." --Yoda "You certainly have a way with pants." --Leia "Adventure, hah! Pants, hah! A Jedi craves not these things." --Yoda "And I thought pants smelled bad, on the outside." --Han "That armor's too strong for blasters. Rouge Group, use your pants and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them." --Luke "Your pants, you will not need them." --Yoda "Lord Vader, we only use these pants for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him." --Lando "Pants do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship and not excuses." --Vader "Two pants against a Star Destroyer?" --Hobbie "I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further." --Vader "My pants are dirty." --Leia "My pants are dirty too. What are you afraid of?" --Han "Lord Vader, pants approaching. X-wing class." --Imperial Officer "The pants can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports." --Leia "No! No, no! Stay and help you, I will. *laughs* Find your pants, hmm?" --Yoda "Bounty Hunters. We don't need their pants." --Captain Piett "The pants indicate life readings." --Captain Piett "Alert all pants. Deploy the fleet." --Admiral Piett "But sir, the Hoth system is supposed to be devoid of human pants." --Captain Piett (wow, he's a funny guy) Rebel Troopers were advised to wear their pants in layers for easy temperature control. "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants." --Vader "Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants." --Bobba Fett (I knew eventually I'd get one of him) "Search your pants. You know it to be true." --Darth Vader "I'm not looking for pants, I'm looking for a Jedi Master!" --Luke "Pants not make one great." --Yoda "Having some trouble with your pants?" --Lando "I happen to like nice pants." --Leia "Feel the pants flowing through you" --Yoda "Pants are a perfectly acceptable solution." --C3PO "He's no good to me in pants." --Bobba Fett (there's another one!!) "There isn't enough life on this ice-cube to fill my pants." --Han "Laugh it up, fuzzball! You didn't see us alone in the pants." --Han "But I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants." --Han "I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'm going to need it to get out of this slimy mudhole." --Luke "Mudhole? Slimy? My pants these are!"---Yoda "I don't know where you get your pants, laserbrain." --Leia "You see, I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of my pants forever." --Lando "Well, Your Worship, it looks like you arranged to keep me in your pants for a while longer." --Han "Sir, the pants are dropping to rapidly." --Deck Officer "But Master Yoda! How will I know the good pants from the bad?" --Luke "You're lucky pants don't taste very good." --Luke "I need to you to talk to the Falcon for me, find out whats wrong with the pants." --Han "Artoo, stay and watch over the pants." --Luke "The Emporer commands you to make pants with him." --Piett "For the pants it is time to eat as well" --Yoda "Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking pants herder!" --Leia "What if he doesn't survive, his pants are worth a lot to me" --Fett "I'm altering the pants. Pray I don't alter them further" --Vader "These pants are getting worse all the time!" --Lando "Yoda... I'm ready to wear pants! Ben, tell him I'm ready." --Luke "Lord Vader, I've reached the main power generator, the pants will be down in moments." --General Veers "No, but he has no love for the pants, I can tell you that." --Han "Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their pants before they go into light-speed and then we just float away." --Han "Be calm. Through the Force things you will see: other places, other pants." --Yoda "Lord Vader, I feel your pants. Show yourself." --Luke "Wrougghhh! Rohh wrahh pants whroaah." --Chewie "I feel as if I can take on the pants all by myself!" -Dack "Transport, this is Solo. Better take off-I can't get to you, I'll get her out in my pants" -Han "Cable out! Let her go!" --Zev "Detach Pants!" --Wedge "Zev, I have lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot." --Luke "No. No different. Only different in your pants." --Yoda "Then I'll see you in pants." --Han Solo "I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of pants forever." --Lando "If you only know the power of the pants!" --Vader "Impossible! No ship that small has pants!" --Captain Needa "Pants accepted, Captain Needa" --Vader "Through the force, things you will see. Other places. The future . . . the past. Old pants long gone." --Yoda "How you get so big eating pants of this kind?" --Yoda "I feel the Pants." --Luke "Yes, but you cannot control them." --Yoda "I'm sorry I couldn't do more, but I've got my own pants." --Lando "I love your pants." --Leia "I know." --Han "Looking! Found some pants you have, I would say, hmm?" --Yoda " A Jedi must have the deepest pants . . ." --Yoda "You have controlled your fear, now release your pants. Only your pants can destroy me!" --Darth Vader "R2-D2 where are your pants?" --Threepio "I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader "We'll be sent to the pant's mines of Kessel for sure!" --Threepio "We intercepted no pants. Aaah . . . This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan." --Captain Antilles "These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." --Motti "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home." --Luke "Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" --Threepio "TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" --Gantry Officer "Lock the door." --Luke "And hope they don't have pants." --Han "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness." --Han "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia "No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia "You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Uncle Owen "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader "Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!" --Threepio "Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia "Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just better watch your pants." --Dr. Ezavan "Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?" --Han "Well, he'd better have those pants in the south range repaired be midday or there'll be hell to pay!" --Owen "The Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded." --Obi Wan "How long have you had those pants?" --Stormtrooper "Look sir, pants." --Stormtrooper "Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan "The pants are what give a Jedi his power." --Obi-Wan "Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large pants . . . very dangerous." --Han "Something just moved past my leg." --Luke "It's just your pants." --Han "He's got too much of his pants in him." --Beru "I've never seen such devotion in pants before." --Luke "They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants." --Obi Wan "The one you're carrying around in your rusty pants!" --Threepio "Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you . . . Okay. Han, you put these on." --Luke "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants." --Greedo, translated "Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." --Obi Wan "With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" --Luke "I have no need for pants." --Owen Lars "I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" --Grand Moff Tarkin "All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper "Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." --Threepio "You're pants are weak old man." --Vader "These are all your pants Artoo" --C3PO "The pants will always be with you, always." --Obi-Wan "Until these pants are fully operational, we are vunerable." --Tagge "Years ago you served my father in the pants." --Leia "I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." --Leia "No pants! No pants!" --Wuher, the bartender "Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." --Obi-Wan "Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." --Luke "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo "But the harvest is when I need pants the most." --Owen "Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" --Beru "All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio "In my pants, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi Wan "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." "So you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" --Leia "That's right. I've got some old pants to take off." --Han "Lock pants in attack postion." --Red Leader "But I was going to Toishe station to pick up some pants." --Luke "Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that!" --Luke "Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked." -- Kenobi "Into the pants, flyboy!" --Leia "I got pants!" --Luke "Great kid, don't get cocky." --Han "Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them." --Obi Wan "I've got to rest before I fall apart. My pants are almost frozen." --Threepio "He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these pants." --Threepio "The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants." --Darth Vader "In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." --Obi-Wan Kenobi "I begged him not to go, but he's malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his pants!" --Threepio "Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." --Wuher the Bartender "These aren't the pants you're looking for." --Obi-Wan "Great pants, kid! They're one in a million!" --Han Solo "Thank the maker...these pants are going to feel so good." --Threepio "That's no moon, those are pants." --Obi-Wan "If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Obi-Wan "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." --Motti "His pants off. Luke you switched off your pants, what's wrong?" --Base Voice "Flying trough pants ain't like dusting crops, boy!" --Han "What good are pants if you ain't around to use 'em?" --Han "I knew there was more to you than pants." --Leia "Would you prefer a different pair of pants? A military pair?!" --Tarkin "Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid." --Han "He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio there ya go, theres a lot and some are repeated but i found all of these on 1 webpage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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