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LOL @ GB

 

 

 

some time ago, i called this guy ugly (or something like that) and he answered me im ugly but im happy, even uglier is who said that to me (it rhimes in portuguese). some seconds later he goes like this [ponders]wait a min... im ugly but im happy?! wot kinda crappy shi t did i just say!!![/]. Then he just walks away braggin and stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

{smile: GUY WITH UNDERWARE IN HIS HEAD :boushh: !!!!!!}[APPLAUD]

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I always get called a **** :D I'm a **** and I've only had sex with one guy... whoooooooooooooohooooooooooo, oh and I'm a *****, guess that comes with too much arse lickin :rolleyes: and I'm a backstabbing ***** (well that's true- duh) Oh and I'm fat and ugly. Well lets give the stupid person an elephant stamp for stating the obvious shall we?

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Originally posted by Natty

Oh and I'm fat and ugly. Well lets give the stupid person an elephant stamp for stating the obvious shall we?

 

Don't say things like that natty. You shouldn't be so down on yourself. It doesn't matter what clothes size you are. I am not exactly skinny, and I could lose some weight, but I don't let it get me down. Several people have said behind my back that I have a pretty face and would be really nice looking if I would lose a bit of weight, or that I am nice looking from the neck up. That really pisses me off. How dare they say that. It is so shallow and makes me really mad. Am i only attractive if I weigh 8 stone!!

 

Who says fat is ugly anyway. Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 or something.

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My "friend" is so bad at insults I call him "Insult Master". He actually is my friend but all we ever do is fight. It's a weird friendship.

Some of the things he's called me

"Gay/Fag" is his standard insult / word for anything he dislikes

 

"You would" is his standard comeback ie.

 

Me: "I think you suck at such and such"

Him: "you would"

 

okay now for the interesting ones

"Fuzz Face"

 

" Porky the ****ing Pig"

 

Note: There is a city about 45 min away where I live called Halifax.

Him: What are you doing this weekend

Me: I'm going to Halifax

Him: only fags go to halifax

 

"**** Face"

 

"Stupid ****"

 

are various others

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"i know you are but what am i?"

 

if i get insulted by a friend i usually go :

 

"i know i am but what are you?.............DOH! i always mess that one up!"

 

making myself look more stupid, and yes, i have a reputation for being an idiot......and i dunno why, but i like that reputation...

 

 

hmmmm maybe i should see a therapist....:rolleyes:

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