Ikhnaton Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 a chicken went up to a frog holding a book in each wing. the chicken said "book! book!", the frog said, "Read it. Read it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 "Do female frogs croak?" "Well, eventually." --from Hollywood Squares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 finally some piece and quiet............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 *Cheers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Cliffy recommends you take an aluminum baseball bat and hit yourself repeatedly on the head should you be subjected to more puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 I think Cliffy should take his own advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted December 15, 2001 Author Share Posted December 15, 2001 you here what is happeing down south? Everyone is poking Jed's eye Why is Jabba spelled with Double b's, and Jawa spelled with a double-u? conspiracy? i think not Why does the Empire have so many fighters? because everyone in the Empire gives the emporer TIE's for christmas You here about Artoo-Deetoo's argumenative cousin? R2-M-not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 I'm truly speechless at those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Oh good golly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 This is strangely reminiscent of the part in Old Yeller when the kid takes the shotgun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Or in Grease when the entire cast is killed by a maniac with a mohawk and a flamethrower... Oh, wait... That was my dream ending... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 How can someone be killed with a mohawk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 I was the 50's.... That kind of hair would have made them all pass out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted December 16, 2001 Author Share Posted December 16, 2001 just remember Mr. T and his mowhawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Mr. T's in Not Another Teen Movie... Damn that movie is funny! And it's not all toilet humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 The only famous mohawks (in movies, not the Native American tribe) I can remember are: Stripe (Gremlins) Mohawk (Gremlins 2) And possibly the Guyvers, with that one crest on their helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 And the rocketeer... Don't forget the rocketeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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