Borg Collective Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Adapting to upgraded forums. <small>What did we miss?</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Woo-hoo! Not much, not much - just a bunch of people having trouble with their usernames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 *prepares to hit BC over the head with a Thrawn plushie* Assimilate this. *thwack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg Collective Posted December 11, 2001 Author Share Posted December 11, 2001 Compliance. *assimilates plushie* Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Now that you've assimilated the plushie, you will take on plushie-like properties i.e., cuddliness and softness. Come here you cute little plushie you!!! *huggles BC plushie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 We are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Your existence, as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt, to service us. Resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 How exactly does one "prepare" to be assimilated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Awwwweeee....You're so cute, Nutesy! You're a plushie too! Come here, let me huggle you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander How exactly does one "prepare" to be assimilated? Very carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Its a Do-It-Yourself project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 /me loves the word "huggles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Huggles is fuuuuuun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Niner, do you anime RP anywhere? I used to frequent some of the Bigbob rooms before it went down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 "Huggles" scare me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 I don't RP very much, but I like anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Data, have you been able to access their command pathways? Data: Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology. *Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen. * Riker looks puzzled: What the hell is `Microsoft'? Data turns to answer: Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called `Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate. Picard: But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity? Data: Yes, Captain. But when `Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an `upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions. Picard: Excellent work. This is even better than that `unsolvable geometric shape' idea. . . . 15 Minutes Later . . . Data: Captain, we have successfully installed the `Windows' in the Borg's command unit. As expected, it immediately consumed 85% of all available resources. However, we have not received any confirmation of the expected `upgrade'. Geordi: Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity, but we still have no indication of an `upgrade' to compensate for their increase. Picard: Data, scan the history banks again and determine if there is something we have missed. Data: Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the `upgrade'. Apparently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards. Riker: Captain, we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F Geordi, excited: Wait, Captain! Their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0%! Picard: Data, what do your scanners show? Data, studying display: Apparently the Borg have found the internal `Windows' module named `Solitaire', and it has used up all available CPU capacity. Picard: Let's wait and see how long this `Solitaire' can reduce their functionality. . . . Two Hours Pass . . . Riker: Geordi, what is the status of the Borg? Geordi: As expected, the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increased resources I have setup our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit more `Windows' modules from something called the `Microsoft Fun-pack'. Picard: How much time will that buy us? Data: Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time span of 6 more hours. Geordi: Captain, another vessel has entered our sector. Picard: Identify. Data: It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo... Over the speakers: THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY. Data: The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid-shaped objects. Picard: Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft! Riker: My God, captain! Those are human beings floating straight toward the Borg ship - with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep space?! Data: I don't believe that those are humans, sir. If you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doeskin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits. Riker and Picard horrified: Lawyers!! Geordi: It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening. Data: True, but apparently some must have survived. Riker: They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers. Data: I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as `red tape'. It often proves fatal. Riker: They're tearing the Borg to pieces! Picard: Turn the monitors off, Data, I cant bear to watch. Even the Borg don't deserve such a gruesome death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 I remember getting that off Gopher when I was in grade 5! Man, those were the days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 lol that's pretty funny. never read that before. lol monopoly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 yeah....I remember that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Now that you've assimilated the plushie, you will take on plushie-like properties i.e., cuddliness and softness. They don't even assimilate anymore. THey just show up and look helpless.--B'elanna Torres (Voyager: One) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 voyager ruined the borg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Voyager ruined Star Trek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 7 saves Voyager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Jeri Ryan isn't even that attractive. Yes, she has huge breasts, but there is more to being attractive than huge breasts. Her face is...not that great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Even though Voyager realy wans't Star Trek, I liked it. My favorate is the Next Generation series. Talking about really large breasts (Thanks to Keyan for bringing it up) I dont know why its so attractive. Im not saying little ones are attractive, but the really big ones....Jeeze. How the heck do you even hug the person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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