Commander 598 Posted December 19, 2001 Posted December 19, 2001 After seeing squirrels run out in front of moving vehicles causing most people to veer away from them and run into things I have decided they are a Soviet conspiracy. As well as seeing a deer run out in front of a US Military Vehicle and stop dead in its tracks as the truck ran off the road and into a creek. I quickly decided they are also a Soviet Conspiracy. Now we all know why the US Government has hunting seasons for both of them. Am I paranoid or what?
Nute Gunray Posted December 19, 2001 Posted December 19, 2001 1) there is no squirrel hunting season 2) hunting seasons are dictated by the state, not federal, government
Commander 598 Posted December 19, 2001 Author Posted December 19, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray 1) there is no squirrel hunting season 2) hunting seasons are dictated by the state, not federal, government 1.Yes there is. I believe it starts Sept. or Oct. 6 2.The federal government picks out WHAT can be hunted. Its the state govenment that decides the limits and starting/ending times. Also the cost of a hunting liceanse
Nute Gunray Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 1) here it's legal to hunt a squirrel any day of the year, so there's no 'season.' 2) apparently not in PA because we have very different hunting laws COUNTY BY COUNTY
Commander 598 Posted December 20, 2001 Author Posted December 20, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray COUNTY BY COUNTY Here in Louisiana we don't have counties. We have parishes. We also still have alot of old French laws. Why is what I don't know...
Zargon Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 just cause, thats likes asking why Quebec still speaks french, its rediculus........and a pain in the ass
Guest milkshake Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 You Americans should have invaded Canada while you had the chance.
Guest milkshake Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Lets get some Propaganda out there /me dusts off South Park, Bigger Longer, Uncut tape. Ladies, we need a NEW ending Evil Laugh.
Commander 598 Posted December 20, 2001 Author Posted December 20, 2001 We also had the chance to own Cuba. But we were nice and we didn't... Whoever the presisdent was back then: Stupid Bastard!
Thrawn Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 We tried to invade canada twice. Somehow we always screwed up. Why would we want an island that gets hit with a couple hurricanes every year?
Admiral Odin Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 So we can send the idiots of our society to live there. Sorry DS you would be a cuban. Canada will be easy to invade now (we failed when once during the rev. war)
Nitro Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 But the question beggs to be asked... Why would anyone want Canada? It's just a frozen wasteland from which there is no shelter.
Commander 598 Posted December 21, 2001 Author Posted December 21, 2001 Originally posted by Thrawn Why would we want an island that gets hit with a couple hurricanes every year? So we woudn't have to put up with someone named Fidel Castro.
Nitro Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 Originally posted by EvilleApplePie So is Alaska and we still have it. Yeah, but only cause you can't find anyone to pawn it off on...
Commander 598 Posted December 21, 2001 Author Posted December 21, 2001 Alaska was bought from Russia in 1887 I think. Everyone laughed at Seward(The man who decided to buy Alaska) but later they realized that it was a bargain because of all of the gold and oil in Alaska.
Guest milkshake Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 Heres a good reason why the US would like to own canada, it would make the US look a hell of alot better on the map,
Admiral Odin Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 Alaska=ton of money=good land Canada=wasteland=chance to throw out the canadians=fun.
Commander 598 Posted December 21, 2001 Author Posted December 21, 2001 I think we should own Canada,Mexico,ALL of Central America,and ALL of South America. That would take the Bankrupt country of Argentina off the map. If your gonna wish,wish BIG.
Zargon Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 why would we want the problems that come with poor ****ty dirty 3rd world countries?!
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 Why? Simple. Why Did Mao appeal to the poor peseat people? HUMAN RESOURCES. Poor people= desperate to do anything to get oyut of there current state of poverty. therefore, one can assume that draft ratesin that area (READ:Argentina) would be increadible high. also, we could federally finance cheap, min wage labor to mine the Chilie mountains, and consrtuct our naval and ground war machine.
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