sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 well...uh, i mean his whole body isn't C-4. his head and lungs and stuff are like regular flesh, and he does have bones. BUT THE REST OF HIM IS PUUUUURE C-4!!!
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 I'm scared what if Santa explodes in my living room? and his bones smash me in the head and I die? What then? What will you do without me?
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 don't worry, santa only blows up if he senses danger. Then he will explode, sending peices of bone and coal hurling at speeds beyond that of sound, able to penetrate a 6 foot thick wall of titanium! And in his old age, he gets offly paranoid, so you better make sure your air conditioner doesn't turn on in the middle of the night or...well....KABOOM. HAHA. Merry christmas! :gift:
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 Boy I'm glad it's too cold here to turn on the air conditioner... wait I don't have one. I guess my fears can be lessened. (Wait let me guess, now you gonna feed me all sorts of other stories in an effort to make me wet my pants, right?)
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 wow, you're good: anyway, he can also sense the slightest vibrations and sounds. He can go off because your dog sighed, or simply because he heard snoring. and...well...I didn't want to say this but, hes an offly mean guy, so if you live by yourself he'll explode out of cruelty (he doesn't like blowing up families, he made be made of C-4 but he's still human). And since he's a vampire, did you guys know that?, he's very sensative to light, even night lights or candles! what did i forget?.....hmmmm...oh yeah, he hates people under 25 (calls them "wipper-snappers")! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 Well, I don't have a dog, and I don't snore (honestly... don't look at me like that) I live with my family do there's another problem solved... I'll turn on a night lite and I belive in Buffy, she'll come save me if he attacks!!! But.... I'm only 16!!! I'm a wippersnapper!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean yes, screw you old fat Santa!
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 did i mention he visits forums often? and he also killed Buffy...a while ago...I'M SERIOUS!
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 You couldn't possibly mean these forums... could you?
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 Ok I can believe that he can smell fear, and that he's probably hunting me down right now, but I refuse to believe he killed Buffy! That would be sooooo unfair. Anyways... aren't you worried? or are you an accomplis of his?
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 lets just say i have a 10 year supply of my own invention: Santa-B-gone. Buffy isn't dead, she's just ... uh ... locked up ....uh, yeah thats it!
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 So, this Santa-B-Gone... how much would it cost me?
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 well, it is radioactive, and its also a carcinogen, and it burns....alot. So i'd say about $500 a bottle
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