DashRendar Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 Post some good riddles here...but before adding a new one try to answer the last one posted Here's mine: An electric train is heading west at 80 MPH and the wind is blowing east at 40 MPH. Which way is the smoke blowing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 i dont have a riddle but i think the answer to yours is electric trains dont give out smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 28, 2001 Author Share Posted December 28, 2001 Yup you got it ok here's a harder one: Jack and Jill are lying in the middle of a room dead. The only thing around them is glass and water. How did they die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 they spilt some water and tripped on it and the glass shattered and killed them as it pierced them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 28, 2001 Author Share Posted December 28, 2001 no that's not it the real answer is: Jack and Jill are Fish and their bowl broke. Ok one more from me because I'm running out of riddles! A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water but the bar tender pulls a gun on him (he didn't shoot) As the guy walks out of the bar he says "Thank You" Why did he say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 he says thankyou cuz the bartender is a serial killer and hes thankful cuz he didnt kill him:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 The guy has the hiccups, and the bartender scared the hiccups out of him. Here's one. John lives on the 20th floor of an apartment. Every day when he goes to work he takes the elevator all the way down and goes to work. When he comes home he takes the elevator up the the 14th floor. But then walks up the stairs to the 20th floor. except on rainy days. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 cause on a rainy day he has an umbrella to reach the 20th button cause he is to short;) post some more I like riddles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 Well ok I have two more and i outta be able to come up with another one. Ok Here Goes: There's a guy (he IS human) wearing a backback laying in the middle of a dessert dead. There are no footprints around him and there are no clues leading to suicide. How did he die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 is that word suppose to be backpack? and is the dessert meaning the hot sandy meaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 yes to both but no he did not die of dehydration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 Did he have a sky diving accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 Very good Rhett hmmm I don't know whether or not to post or save my last one O WAIT I forgot one ok here goes: On the way to Cairo I met 7 men with 7 wives each. Each wive carried 7 bags and each bag carried 7 cats with 7 kits each. How many people were going to Cairo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 Just you right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abeex Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 50 ? ok a airplane crashes on the border of america and canada.where are they gonna bury the survivors??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 Again very good... ok I want to fool you guys (yea right) so here's my last one: A man is slumped over a table dead. In his hand he has 53 bicycles. How did he die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 You don't bury survivors. I wish I had a riddle.... :^/ Ummmm.... The 54th fell on him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 Originally posted by Boba Rhett You don't bury survivors. Huh? Well anyway no that's not right. I'll give you a hint: If one of the Bicycles did fall on him it definately would NOT hurt him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 *points at Abeex's post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 ahhhh ok now I get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abeex Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 was he stackin the deck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 ok i read this somewhere first it walks on four, then it walks on two, then it walks with three what is it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abeex Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 man baby, man, old man with cane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 it is called the rhyme of the Sphynx and the answer is a human it walks on 4s as a baby 2s as a adult then three as a senior (they use a cane) and Abeex how would that kill him??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 He was playing cards with some gangsters. He cheated...bad move. They caught him and then killed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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