Natty Posted January 13, 2002 Author Share Posted January 13, 2002 If god really exsists why hasn't he granted my prayer of 10million bucks? Hello? God? You out there? I want my money damnit So how many times have you had sex? And oral sex counts as does mutual masturbation, coz it's a form of playing with her twat-you do know what her twat and clit is don't you? Does she also know what a religious freak you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Posted by Jesus, the Messiah and the Holy Ghost I care about God more then anything else Two syllables, folks...looooo-serrrr. Geez, dude, get a bloody life! I have nothing against religion, and I have nothing against people who follow it, but I do have problems with homphobic, holier-than-thou arsewipes, such as yourself. Also posted by our good friend Jesus H. Christ I'm in touch with reality My arse you are! You're so out of touch we don't even need a video ref! Dud, get a life! You can't get happiness following the Bible word for word - and God knows I tried it for at least a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grannen Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Originally posted by Meksilon No, I care about God more then anything else, yes, of course, obviously. And I care about my girlfriend, Lauren, she's like God. Not in the way you think, what I mean is that she's the only girl for me, I know it. I am wholely devoted to her and I would never cheat on her, if she moved out on my life I would still never cheat on her. That is detestible. =mek= I’m convinced that you would have been a very successful Jesuit priest in Spain during the 1600th century. I’m sure you could have had anybody to confess any type of sin, of course even Lauren has sinned and have them to beg for mercy when you tortured them and finally burned them - all in your Gods name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Originally posted by Kid Then you complain he should be banned, is that not one of the jobs of a moderator? Kid: Me, GB122, NiKo, Mtblanc, Natty, Grannen, Frenchy, Newfound, and Brief can't ban. we can only edit and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolas T. Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 OK im new to the forums, and when i saw this, it was just horrifing! I have a dog of my own, and I just can't imagine what that familly must have been going through. I feel really sorry for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 i always say: its nice and good to set a stable belief for yourself. but dont try to get others to believe in your beliefs against their will... live and let live dude.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by Natty If god really exsists why hasn't he granted my prayer of 10million bucks? Hello? God? You out there? I want my money damnit So how many times have you had sex? And oral sex counts as does mutual masturbation, coz it's a form of playing with her twat-you do know what her twat and clit is don't you? Does she also know what a religious freak you are? Yes, okay, fair enough, by your standards, including every form of either me in a chick's pants, or her in mine, for every chick who's pussy I touched, and/or a chick who has touched my cock - well to cut a short story shorter, Lauren's the only one. Of course oral sex isn't really sex... anal sex is sex though (ack, it dosen't excite me in the slightest though). Wait, no I only think it is, that's enough. Oh yes, and I will only ever have sex with one person. That's the commitment I have made, also I will never again take another in her place without sex either. That would be wrong. Oh Natty, if only you knew how disappointed God is in you. I wouldn't say that if I didn't know it to be absolutly true, because not only did I speak TO Him, He also spoke to me. I never knew it was this easy, I asked Him to show me, and He decided He would. Einstein once said "I only want to hear the thoughts of God", and now I have heard some of them. I'm not judging you here Natty, now I know that my God: Yahweh, is most certainly disappointed in your behavior here Natty. What He says to me is the absolute truth, which is why I know He ment for me to be with Lauren and never anyone else. I didn't ask about you and your boyfriend, one day you might find yourself asking Him. And you'll have to be ready to accept His answer. May this be from I, a witness and servent of God, who speaks His words of wisdom, not mine. Any argument you come up with now will be against His word, not mine for it is His will that I tell you this. In this case whatever you say against me will be against Him. Additional: God hears your prayers, and He always answers them. The love of money is the root of all evil, until you do not love money or you hate it as I do you cannot ever serve God. For He provides for you, I tell you the truth, you do not need money when you are at one with God. And since you don't need it, you need not worry at all about it. I have absolutly concluded, there is nothing more I have to say. .:"meksilon":. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 And with that, let me show you the exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 Mek, I have one word for you FREAK If you've spoken to god tell him I want my money, and I want it now, I'll be checking my bank account later on this afternoon, I don't think he needs my bank-account number, coz afterall he is god, and god can do anything- can't he Mek? You've spoken to him. Mek- God loves us for who we are, and we here on the forum are living the life we want to, we're happy, if we go to hell, then so be it- Hell looks like it's more fun anyway (ala Little Nicky) I know I have said some pretty harsh things, but Mek you brought this upon yourself- just because some of us don't agree about religion, it doesn't make us wrong, it doesn't make us right either. But what has really got up a lot of noses is you're holier than thou preachy-preachy bible crap. That last post was the final straw- I respect your opinion, but when you start accusing others and being rude to them or abusive because of their religious beliefs, that's going way to far. God didn't make us to all be the same- you should know that. I'm not about to apologize- I doubt I have anything to apologize for- I didn't start this, I'm merely ending it, I've asked that you be banned, this is getting beyond the joke, no matter what you try and do, you turn it around into some pathetic religious discussion, if you wanna talk about religion go to http://www.god.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBlanc Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 So he thought God was talking directly to him, huh? Makes sense why he was so adamant about his beliefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Egad! I can't belive I didn't see this before Mek got banned... I could have written a whole smack essay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 I'm curious- has he done it on any other forum? You seem to know him Setion- so I'm curious, does he bahave like this on other forums? Or are we the unlucky ones? Anyways- he's banned, but I'm curious now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grannen Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Meksilon was right when he wrote: God hears your prayers, and He always answers them. He has now been banned as we so deeply prayed would happen! In a way it's a pity because it has been a while since we had such a funny and entertaining maniac posting here. Let’s hope a new nut will appear soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 Lets hope he/she isn't a religious freak when the new one appears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by fender Kid: Me, GB122, NiKo, Mtblanc, Natty, Grannen, Frenchy, Newfound, and Brief can't ban. we can only edit and stuff. Ok, didnt know that. But why cant Newfound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 When the forums switched servers his role got downgraded- Murta is a supermod coz he posts on most of the other Lucas Arts forums, where as NFGB doesn't, so now Metallus basically took NFGB's place, not that we're complaining, basically a super mod can ban or whatever on any of the forums and stuff. I might have it mixed up a lil bit but thats what I understood it to be- someone might need to correct it a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBlanc Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by fender Kid: Me, GB122, NiKo, Mtblanc, Natty, Grannen, Frenchy, Newfound, and Brief can't ban. we can only edit and stuff. *gasp* I'm offended. I can ban. I'm a supermod. To find out who is who, click on "Forum Leaders" on the main page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by Natty When the forums switched servers his role got downgraded- Murta is a supermod coz he posts on most of the other Lucas Arts forums, where as NFGB doesn't, so now Metallus basically took NFGB's place, not that we're complaining, basically a super mod can ban or whatever on any of the forums and stuff. I might have it mixed up a lil bit but thats what I understood it to be- someone might need to correct it a bit Well, I don't like to think that I took anyone's place. I only acted because an escapemi moderator put in the request for the ban, and presented the argument well enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 Yeah, I know, what I mean is now you can ban, but NFGB can't if that makes sense, NFGB is a mod, it's just his role of being able to ban has been downgraded, and he can't ban anymore- at least I don't think he can? That's kinda what I meant- sorry if it came out wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Plus, I'm not a big punk fan. I'm a metalhead *yok yok*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 I don't really know him, I've seen a previous thread where he voiced his laughable opinions about gambling adds, although he thought that porn adds were grrrreat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by Setion I don't really know him, I've seen a previous thread where he voiced his laughable opinions about gambling adds, although he thought that porn adds were grrrreat! Ohhhhhhhh Mek commited a sin *giggles* he thinks it's funny about those poor people who lose houses and their families and money because they become addicted to gambling (I assume those sort of ads where you see the person being a nice person to a lying cheating moron coz he's lost all his money and needs his next big win) That sounds a lil hypocritical of what he's been babbling about in here- why is porn different to having sex? Wait nevermind, he lives in Canberra, and for those who don't know Canberra is the porn capital of Australia- basically all Australia's porn comes from there coz it's the only state where it's legal- hmmmm no wonder he thinks porn is great Anyways he's banned now and I'm happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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