idiot00001 Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 What is your avatar mer-ke_fostl, supposed to be??? :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 Yeah, reffering to Afghanistan. It's not really my joke, though . The actual ending is "just wait until you see the neighbours I'm gonna give them.". Others are Canada (neighbours: USA), Norway (neighbours: Sweden), Scottland (neighbours: England), and so on. <Jesus: What're you doing> <God: [Answers that he's making the country of whatever, then lists all the stuff about the people.]> <Jesus: Stop, stop! Aren't you being too generous to these what evers?!> <God: Not really, just wait until you see the neighbours I'm gonna give them>. Just insert a country you like, with a neighbour country you'd like to make fun of . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 now I get it. by the way what website has good jokes like these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 9, 2001 Author Share Posted November 9, 2001 jokes are one of THE most common websites go to a search engine like http://www.google.com and type in jokes and ull get tons of websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 Obi-Wan Kenobi is Better than Darth Maul... Obi-Wan has hair Those blue eyes He only needs one lightsaber He makes it past the apprentice level Obi-Wan makes it all the way to Episode Four, Maul doesn't even get to Episode Two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 how do you know he dosn't make it to episode 2 he might be sewed back together and alive and kicking;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 that was a joke and i do know that he appears in either ep 2 or ep 3 he gets cloned ooooops:eek: but he still didnt make it to ep 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 I know it was a joke and what I said was a joke:rolleyes: and where do you find ep2 and 3 info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 well its real spoilers and i regret reading it but anyway http://starwars.start4all.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by krkode that was a joke and i do know that he appears in either ep 2 or ep 3 he gets cloned ooooops:eek: but he still didnt make it to ep 4 And somehow you found out this info... 1) Even though eps. III's script isn't even written yet... 2) Lucas isn't stupid enough to anounce the entire script to the press or anyone... 3) There are so many false rumors going through the internet you can only believe about 1/600 of what you read...maybe less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 I just read a movie script for ep3 is that what really happens it was on a website called shadow somthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by darthfergie And somehow you found out this info... 1) Even though eps. III's script isn't even written yet... 2) Lucas isn't stupid enough to anounce the entire script to the press or anyone... 3) There are so many false rumors going through the internet you can only believe about 1/600 of what you read...maybe less... this info was found on that link which i posted i didnt say it was true i may have said i know but i change that to i think well the site may be a fraud but u never know!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 the guy at the shadow website says his stuff is from george lucas i hope that is not the ep 3 storyline it kinda sucks:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 yeah i agree with you does it have somebody called darth bane in it?? if so thats the one i read too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 yeah well people on the internet say lots of things...if it isn't a site like CNN or Yahoo, etc...that is truthful...then I wouldn't put all that much trust in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 i didnt say i completely trusted them i just showed him my source of info or the place where i got that from ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 good cause that storyline sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 yeah i wish we saw more of qui gon i like qui gon:) i was so sad when he died i shouted "nooooooo!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Master Yoda Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 I shouted YES!! Qui-Gon annoyed me for some reason. I thought Ewan McGregor did a AWESOME job as a young Obi Wan though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 i agree with u abt obi wan but why didnt u like qui gon he was my fav he was noble he was good little tears trickled out of my eyes when i say darth mauls lightsaber make a hole in him and i shouted along with obi wan nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *sniff* i wish he hadnt died ps this isnt a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Knight Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 just remeber maul got cut in take that you evil sith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted November 20, 2001 Author Share Posted November 20, 2001 A man drove all night long. Upon arriving in a small community, he decided to stop in the local park and catch some shuteye. Just as he dozed off, there was a knock on the window. Outside the car, the man saw a jogger. "Excuse me, can you give me the time?" "Yeah, it's 6:27." The man settled back and was almost asleep when there was another knock on the window. Another jogger. "I'm sorry to disturb you. Do you have the time?" "Yeah. It's 6:34." The man rolled up the window and realized this could go on indefinitely. So he took paper and pen and made a sign which read: "I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME". He stuck the sign in the window and again nestled himself back in the seat. Then... yet another tap on the window. The man looked and sure enough, another jogger. He disgustedly rolled down the window and said, "Yeah, what is it? "The jogger replied, "It's 6:42." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 Boris, saves his rubles for twenty years to buy a new car. After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take two years for the new car to be delivered. He thanks the salesman and starts to leave, but as he reaches the door he pauses and turns back to the salesman, "Do you know which week two years from now the new car will arrive?" he asks. The salesman checks his notes and tells the man that it will be two years to the exact week. The man thanks the salesman and starts out again, but upon reaching the door, he turns back again. "Could you possibly tell me what day of the week two years from now the car will arrive?" The salesman, mildly annoyed, checks his notes again and says that it will be exactly two years from this week, on a Thursday. Boris thanks the salesman and once again starts to leave. Halfway though the door, he hesitates, turns back, and walks up to the salesman. "I'm sorry to be so much trouble, but do you know if that will be two years from now on Thursday in the morning, or in the afternoon?" Visibly irritated, the salesman flips through his papers yet another time and says sharply, "It will be in the afternoon, two years from now on Thursday!" "That's a relief," says Boris, "the plumber is coming that morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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