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Yeah, reffering to Afghanistan. It's not really my joke, though ;). The actual ending is "just wait until you see the neighbours I'm gonna give them.". Others are Canada (neighbours: USA), Norway (neighbours: Sweden), Scottland (neighbours: England), and so on.

 

<Jesus: What're you doing>

 

<God: [Answers that he's making the country of whatever, then lists all the stuff about the people.]>

 

<Jesus: Stop, stop! Aren't you being too generous to these what evers?!>

 

<God: Not really, just wait until you see the neighbours I'm gonna give them>.

 

Just insert a country you like, with a neighbour country you'd like to make fun of :).

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Originally posted by krkode

that was a joke

and i do know that he appears in either ep 2 or ep 3

he gets cloned ooooops:eek:

 

but he still didnt make it to ep 4

 

And somehow you found out this info...:rolleyes:

1) Even though eps. III's script isn't even written yet...

2) Lucas isn't stupid enough to anounce the entire script to the press or anyone...

3) There are so many false rumors going through the internet you can only believe about 1/600 of what you read...maybe less...

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Originally posted by darthfergie

 

And somehow you found out this info...:rolleyes:

1) Even though eps. III's script isn't even written yet...

2) Lucas isn't stupid enough to anounce the entire script to the press or anyone...

3) There are so many false rumors going through the internet you can only believe about 1/600 of what you read...maybe less...

 

this info was found on that link which i posted

i didnt say it was true

i may have said i know but i change that to i think

well the site may be a fraud but u never know!!:D

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i agree with u abt obi wan but why didnt u like qui gon

he was my fav

he was noble

he was good

little tears trickled out of my eyes when i say darth mauls lightsaber make a hole in him and i shouted along with obi wan

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

*sniff* i wish he hadnt died

 

ps this isnt a joke

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  • 2 weeks later...

A man drove all night long. Upon arriving in a small

community, he decided to stop in the local park and

catch some shuteye. Just as he dozed off, there was a

knock on the window. Outside the car, the man saw a

jogger. "Excuse me, can you give me the time?"

"Yeah, it's 6:27."

The man settled back and was almost asleep when there

was another knock on the window.

Another jogger. "I'm sorry to disturb you. Do you

have the time?"

"Yeah. It's 6:34."

The man rolled up the window and realized this could

go on indefinitely. So he took paper and pen and made

a sign which read: "I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME".

He stuck the sign in the window and again nestled

himself back in the seat. Then... yet another tap on

the window. The man looked and sure enough, another

jogger.

He disgustedly rolled down the window and said, "Yeah,

what is it?

"The jogger replied, "It's 6:42."

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  • 4 weeks later...

Boris, saves his rubles for twenty years to buy a new

car.

After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit

surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take two years for

the

new car to be delivered.

 

He thanks the salesman and starts to leave, but as he reaches the door

he

pauses and turns back to the salesman, "Do you know which week two

years

from now the new car will arrive?" he asks.

 

The salesman checks his notes and tells the man that it will be two

years

to the exact week. The man thanks the salesman and starts out again,

but

upon reaching the door, he turns back again.

 

"Could you possibly tell me what day of the week two years from now the

car

will arrive?"

 

The salesman, mildly annoyed, checks his notes again and says that it

will

be exactly two years from this week, on a Thursday.

 

Boris thanks the salesman and once again starts to leave. Halfway

though

the door, he hesitates, turns back, and walks up to the salesman.

 

"I'm sorry to be so much trouble, but do you know if that will be two

years

from now on Thursday in the morning, or in the afternoon?"

 

Visibly irritated, the salesman flips through his papers yet another

time

and says sharply, "It will be in the afternoon, two years from now on

Thursday!"

 

"That's a relief," says Boris, "the plumber is coming that morning."

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