Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 * As Sithcloak is loaded into the vehicle he use the force on the weak-minded police man* "YOU WILL REMOVE THESE HANDCUFFS." *the police man repeats what sithcloak said and takes off the handcuffs. Sithcloak grabs his thermal detonater and sets it for 10 second countdown. Sithcloak drops the thermal and uses the force to run toward the evil sith Krkode* "Krkode you underestimate my powers" sithcloak says as arrives. *thermal detonater explodes a hundred yards away. Krkode and Sithcloak ignite their sabers and enter a fierce battle* Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 excuse me but i am a jedi as the battle wears on krkode is making batter out of the sith apprentice..being a jedi master himself he didnt expect as much as he got from darth cloak as they fought on krkode had really underestimated cloak but then krkode gives cloak one fatal force push and he falls on the burning stove...and comes off back on fire cloak: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh krkode: hahahahahahahah cloak: help me krkode does a force extinguish on cloaks back and he falls down panting back burnt badly Hannibal: you spoilt my cooking krkode: watcha cookin Hannibal: pizza krkode On a stove?? hannibal: yup krkode: gimme some krkode eats the stove pizza and feels really good then cloak wakes up and apologizes to the master krkode and says he will never behave badly and disturb him during important work then the ambulance arrives and takes in the pooilce men and leaves then as krkode turns to play some video games he hears a saber ignite and next thing he knows his long jedi hair seems shorter krkode ignites his and turns around....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Sithcloak has had enough ... "hand over the controller!" *Krkode refuses* "If you don't then you shall meet the consaquences!" *Krkode Swings his saber but sithcloak blocks it and quickly reposts and cuts off Krkodes other hand still clutching the controller* "I warned you!" Krkode imeaditly apologizes "I'm sorry. I should have given you the controller in the first place." *Krkode hands sithcloak his lightsaber humbly* *Sithcloak humbly excepts the lightsaber and uses the force to choke Krkode* As Krkode falls to the floor Sithcloak answers "Apology accepted." *Sithcloak walks up two the gamecube and starts up Rouge Leader as Krkode crawls across the floor* As Sithcloak eats the pizza he comments "I feel a disturbance in the force." Sithcloak walks up to the front door and opens it only to see ... Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 ....only to see a sheer gust of wind blow him off his feet and into the television breaking it immdly that was the force wind gust that krkode had practiced and excelled at he got to his feet and force slaps cloak and he falls to the ground..his back in the tv ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh he screams krkode: you have failed me for the last time.....and he force chokes him........for a while then he force lifts him and defenestrates him( dont know what defenestrate means...look it up!!) as sithcloak falls down krkode gets up and walks to his tv krkode: looks at the broken tv...."stupid sith"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Whether Sithcloak is dead or not he finds himself on the ground. The poor guy thinks "darn, just beat the second level!" Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 defenestrate= throw out of a window sithcloak walks up and as he comes up and enters the room krkode has already bought a new tv and a SECOND CONTROLLER........... cloak: wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooohoooooooo krkode: a a a ......naughty naughty...not for you......go wash your hands...take a bath......eat your peas and then ill let you loose to me...... cloak:.........but... krkode: no buts....off with you........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 As Sithcloak go to wash his hands he takes a glass of juice and pours Palm Olive dish washing soap in and stirs it up. He then gets a bag of popcorn and puts it in the microwave for 10 minutes. Sithcloak grabs some sequencer charges and places them all around the sink and puts the hand remote in his back pocket. He takes the Juice and popcorn in too krkode and says kindly "Hey, I got some popcorn and juice. You want some?" Krkode answers "Sure, but this does not mean i have accepted your appology." Krkode puts his hand in and grabs some popcorn and without any further thought puts it in his mouth. Krkode screams "HOT, very Hot!" Sithcloak hands him the juice which he quickly swallows. Krkode makes a weird face and runs to the kitchen. Sithcloak gets comfortable and start the third level. He then reachs for the remote and pushs the button. Sithcloak heres a loud explosion, and then quiet. Sithcloak says to himself "He was a worthy opponnet, but still doesn't quite understad the darkside of the force." Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Dash Rendar looks down from his afterlife (whatever its called in Star Wars) and says "First me and now my clone SHEESH I must be cursed!" But what Sith Cloak didn't know was that Krkode's apprentice, Theisdon, pulled Kode out before the explosion, safing him, and after thanking him Theisdon takes Kode to his own kitchen, and after a quick drink Kode..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 ooc: thanks dash krkode: i have lost theisdon cuz of that traitor, he shall pay..with his life krkode comes in and just as cloak is about to pas the hard part which he got to with so much difficulty krkode pulls out the power cloak is devastated......noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo krkode: yes thats right...im alive cloak: not that...the game!!! krkode: oh cloak: yes krkode: play your game in hell, fool they both ignite sabers and krkode feels his opponent and tells him to run away and never return..... cloak ho is an expert runner puts on his running shoes and runs like the wind as far away as possible.......but nothing beats krkode;s arrow......krkode aims and fires and far away he hears the loud cry of cloak and he falls down dead...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Krkode under-estimates Sithcloak, cuz in reality he just used the force make the illusion of him falling dead and the sound of a dying soul. Sithcloak pulled out a FC-1 Golan arms and fires a few rounds of flechettes. The first one hits Krkode in the leg sending him sprawling to the ground. The next one wizs by above Krkodes head barly. The next one was going to kill him, but Krkode jumped at the last moment into the next post as Sithcloak ignites his saber. Sithcloak P.S. Come to the jedi escape thread if you want some more RPGing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 2, 2002 Author Share Posted February 2, 2002 as sith cloak come running up to him with his saber ignited krkode picks up his bow and arrow and shoots an arrow right through cloaks head and it sticks out of the other side and he falls down motionless.... krkode: does he ever give up as cloak staggers to his feet krkode fires another arrow which hits his heart and this time he falls down for good krkode walks away and starts posting on his fav forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Theisdon walks up to Kode and says "Uh master now that you've taught me the ways of the jedi will you teach me the ways of forumming now? Or perhaps even the magic of the Game Cube!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 2, 2002 Author Share Posted February 2, 2002 my apprentice...i am not much of a game cube champion but i certainly am a good forummer.......i will certainly teach you how to forum..... draws out a big blackboard and takes out a 5 inch chalk piece............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 *Nods*"Uh huh...yup...O I GET IT NOW!!!...sure...that makes sense...ummmm uh not really...o ok now I get it...nope can't say so...ok thank you master." "Uh, master, shouldn't we be out helping the New Republic?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Sithcloak thinks to himself "does that guy ever give up?". Sithcloak struggles to stand but as he gets up he trips over his cloak, he falls back to the ground with a thud. Sithcloak again tries and succeeds at standing. "Wow, these arrows hurt." *Sithcloak pulls arrows out* "Now for some healing." He says to himself. *he motions to the nearby med droid and asked to be healed* "Right away master." The droid answers. The droid quickly heals him and calmly says "Now, there you are master." "You can call me Sithcloak." Says Sithcloak in an annoyed manner. "Oh, sorry sir Sithcloak." The droid answers politly. "No, just Sithcloak." He repeats more annoyed than ever. "Well, it is against my programming to speak unformaly to anyone, expecialy my master." The droid said in its continued polite manner. "Then, I will just reprogram you!" Sithcloak says angerly as he gets down and starts pulling circuts. *A hour has passed and Sithcloak has finished programming and arming his now killing droid assasain* "Grenades?" Sithcloaks says quickly. The droid answered just as quick "Check." "Blaster Carbine?" "Check." "Thermal Detonators?" "Check." "Heavy repeating explosive multi-fire built in turbo-blaster?" "Check." Sithcloak and his droid walked over to his ship and luanched into space. Two minutes later they entered Sithcloaks personal modified eclipse-class star destoryer, the "Disruptor". Less than a minute later they entered a briefing room filled with officers with unquestionable loyalty to Sithcloak. "Admiral I'm afraid that Krkode and his apprentice are a lot more powerful than we imaganed. I belive that we must eliminate them before they can reach the republic." Said Sithcloak as he entered. "I don't belive so" said the one who had a reputation to speak up when in the presance of the darklord. "Sithcloak has not helped us catch the rebels, but he has made only the situation worse by his foolish play with his sorceres ways." "Commander, the power to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of the force." *The poor commander trys to reply, but finds himself in the invisible grasp of the dark lord. In moments he falls to the floor.* "Too bad, he didn't put even half as much of a fight as the last one." said more to himself than to his officers. "Sithcloak, we can blow apart the planet and destroy krkode quickly and effectively." Said one of his most trusted officers. "No, we will engage them ship to ship when they try to escape the blockade, remember commander I want them alive!" Sithcloak exits and heads for his Advanced Tie. Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 3, 2002 Author Share Posted February 3, 2002 krkode senses a disturbance in the force as sithcloak comes flying into orbit in his T adv krkode comes to welcome him cloak: all i wanted was the video game and you have created a battle out of this krkode: the games gone now...noone gets it cloak: noooooooooo he ignites his saber but krkode force pushes it out of his hand and ignites his own...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Sitcloak signals his droid which launchs from two hidden compartments two Heavy blasters. Sithcloak using the force brings them to his hands and starts blasting away. Krkode trys hard to block all the shots, but finds it diffuclt and starts to fall as he is hit multiple times. In a last attempt he throws his saber at Sitcloak. Sithcloak is taken by suprise as it flys toward him. He throws his blasters at the last second and activates his saber blocking it back to Krkode. Now that Krkode has recovered and Sithcloak has his saber ignited, they enter a duel. About 30 seconds later Krkode has for this small amount of time gained a upper hand when Dashrendar comes around the corner, saber ignited. Sithcloak now knowing that the odds are against him asks his droid to ready his ship. Krkode and Dashrendar move in only to be suprised as out of the other side of Sithcloaks saber comes another blade! The duo quickly recover, and move in ... Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 "HA you're not the only one who can play a trick!" I pull out my caller and call for my Star Fighter that blasts Sith Cloak's ship and then kills his apprentice before leaving again. Soon SC realizes he can't win so he calls upon his droid who calls in an Imp. Transport that picks them both up then leaves FOREVER! "Well now that's what I call fun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 but wait while sithcolak and krkode where fighting and dash was becoming a jedi drake woke up from a long nap becouse krkode had his lightsaber on too low a setting when he hit him so know that drake is awake he begin schemming to take revange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 "I feel a disturbance in the force." says Sithcloak as he wakes up from a long nap on the floor of the transport. "Where am I?" He says to himself realizing this isn't his bed. "We are in some sort of mobile prison, i belive." Said the droid calmly. "We have to get to the bridge." He says half yawning. "Already have a plan Sithcloak." The droid said quickly. "We have climb through some ventilation shafts to reach the bridge." "Ok what ever you say." Sithcloak in a tired tone says. "Lets get going." "Right behind you." *Sithcloak struggles to get up, still very tired, but uprights himself anyway* "Ok, Lets continue." Said the droid to Sithcloak. "Somtimes i don't understand human behavior." It said more to himself. *Five minutes later they arrive on the bridge.* "It's controled by a main computer somewhere around here." Observed the droid. "What?" Said Sithcloak, still very tired. "Follow, me." "Ok." Answered Sithcloak, who was just starting to feel awake, as they reached the main computer. *The droid hooks up to the computer and access the main control, as Sithcloak looks around more alert than a minute ago.* "Are you done yet?" Asked Sithcloak impatiantly. "Yes I have control." Said the droid quickly. "We are now entering a vector with the command ship. We will be aboard soon." *As they near the command ship, the docking bay doors open and they land in the Star Destroyer.* "Sithcloak, your throne room has been equiped." Said one of the elite stormtrooper officers. "Good, i shall be there in a minute." *Sithcloak enters a lift tube and finds himself taken to his throne room.* "Ha, Ha. It is here!" Says Sithcloak exitedly." My own gamecube with RS2!" *He, walks up to it and gets comfortable, when he realizes he should check the communication station to see if he has won the JKII special edition pack, including key chain!* "Have I any messages?" Sithcloak says to his communications officer on the holoprojector. "You have one my lord." Said the communications officer. "I am displeased officer, I hope this will not happen in the future." Said Sithcloak angerly. "It won't happen again my lord." said the communications officer fearfully." "Good, ok let me read it." Said Sithcloak in a evil yet forgiving manner. *the holoprojector shows the message* It reads: "I plan to destroy Krkode, any assitance would be greatly welcomed. Captain Drake, of the emperors 7th fleet." "Ah, Drake." Said Sithcloak calmly. "Officer!" *The hologram quickly changes back to the communications officer* "Yes my lord?" Said the officer with a small tone of fear in his voice. "Send a message to captian drake saying that I am sending a transport to bring him to my command ship so we can discuss the distruction of Krkode and his apprentice." Said Sithcloak seeing his plan already moving in his mind. "Yes my lord." Said the officer. *the hologram go's out and Sithcloak go's on to beat the 4th level.* "Yes, take that you imperial ..." Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Captain Drake borads Sithcloaks Ship he hears the sounds of Video games as he walks down the corridor to sithcloaks room he tells his fellow marines that allying with sithcloak will give them the best chance to defeat the evil jedi krkode and so he enters sithcloaks room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 "Drake, good to see you and your buddies!" Says Sithcloak enthusiasticly. "I have rouge sqaudron II SP so it allows multiplayer!" "Great, lets get started!" says Drake ... Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 OK *drake gets his butt handed to him* Drake:Oh well it is time we discuss how we will defeat krkode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 "I, Thought you had a plan!" Says Sithcloak angerly. "First off, as you can see on the holoprojector nothing can get past our blockade of the planet" *He use some controls to rotate the planet, better showing the blockade* "Now, all we have to do is move some troops into thier fortress and destroy the shield genorator." Says Sithcloak a little more calm now that he has everything under control. "Or we could sit and eat popcorn and play RS2 and sit it out untill they starve. What do you think Drake?" "Well ..." Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 "Master Intelligence reports that Drake and SC are at it again we have a lock on their command ship and are sending them a surprise---in the form of 20 Mon Calamarian Cruisers filled with ysalamari they will also have 10 Frigate escorts and a few corvettes accompanied by 10 squadrons of fighters!" *As the Strike Force approaches SC feels a disturbance but before he can do anything the strike force is already on top of them. Just before he tries to release his wraith he suddenly loses contact with the force! He calls for his commander and tells him to send out a distress signal, but he was too late the SD had already been disabled and the Life Support systems were starting to fail...it looked as if this were the end. Yet the Rebels were generous and instead of sufficating him they put him into a carbonite slab and surrounded the slab with ysalamari...and also destroyed his faithful droid. Although Drake was another story he jumped into an escape pod at the first sign of danger and landed on Tatoonine where he was mauled by Sand People and shocked by Jawas. By the time he reached a physician he was already permenately hurt and was told could never do anything again.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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