Zygomaticus Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 This is spam wars!!! no preassigned weapons or vehicles, everthing comes up new no rules, just pure hardcore rpg someone else start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Do you want me to come up with a starting story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted January 23, 2002 Author Share Posted January 23, 2002 go ahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 The patrolmen on the scouting mission shiver, though the Endor night is not cold. The howls of savage beasts in the near dark echo through the forest. The tension in this dangerous section of Endor is made many times more noticeable by the reports of Emperial activity. The Rebel command center is prepared to issue a large number of reinforcements to any part of the jungle where Imperials are sighted. Also, the Yuzzum tribes in the area have become more hostile as of late. Rebel intelligence officers are sure that the Imperials have made alliances with them. There are a few Ewoks in this region of Endor, but not many. Why the Imperials are here is an uncertainty. After their defeat years ago in the momentous battle which nearly destroyed the Empire, the Imperials have pretty much left Endor alone. But not any more. They want SOMETHING. Suddenly, blaster bolts begin lancing through the Rebel patrol. Stormtroopers begin appearing by the dozens, and TIEs, previously hovering out of range, scream in on the attack. The Rebel radio officer screams, "Rebel base!! We are under attack! We are under att*CRASH!*............... And so, the battle begins........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted January 24, 2002 Author Share Posted January 24, 2002 as the imperials start attacking the unprepared rebels the rebels are fleeing everywhere luke comes out of his shower and says "what the....." krkode comes out of his shower and says "i knew this was coming.." and they get into their x wings and .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 they do not start the imperials had lunchced a coomando raid and crippled their star fighters and with that luke found captain drake playing Starcraft and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 "Oh cool, I've always wanted that game! Btw, can you get rid of those stormies near the door for me?" Captain Drake pushes a button, and the stormies are incinerated by a score of shots from concealed gun pods. Circling above, Commander hannibalscipio prepares to commence another strafing run in his Imperial Skipray blastboat. He dives, and depresses his trigger with his sights on the remnants of the Rebel scout patrol and....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 All of the sudden Dash Reendar (Dash's Clone) flies in in the Outrider II and fires a few shots at the commander's ship causing it to spin and knock into a TIE Fighter, although its still intact the blastboat is severely damaged. Then he fires a few shots at a platoon of incoming stormtroopers killing 12 of them before pulling up and out away from the action, but then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 then suddenly krkode becomes a traitor and he picks up his lightsaber and his blaster and his ever trusty bow and arrows as he walks past the room where drake is playing...they ask him drake: hey krkode where to this early.. krkode: nanya.....nanya business *and he walks away drake: who spilt his milk?? then krkode walks off slowly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 to find an Ewok village to join:D, but as he looks for one he gets shot at by stormtroopers so he dives hops and ducks; then he fires an arrow at an Imperial officers. The arrow hits the guy on the temple and when an ewok sees this he asks him to join them and krkode fufills his lifelong dream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 his dream was to kill the chief of the ewoks simon....and he finally gained access to him as soon as he faces him krkode chops his head off with his lightsaber and then jumps into a tree and ecapes........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 right into the hands of Imperials where all the way he is screaming I'M AN EWOK NOT A REBEL!!!So the Imps. put him in a straight jacket and a padded cell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 but he uses his force powers to call to drake from inside the base who is still playing dispite all that has happend so drake picks up his univerasal remote and the imperial camp blows up and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 and krkode comes flying out of the fire and falls on the ground where he is surrounded by ewoks he ignites his saber and kills 39 ewoks and runs away..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainRAVE Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 ........krkode cant withstand the temptation to the Dark Side any more, and decides to begin looking for the rumored under water sith temples......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 But before he can, Commander hannibalscipio, who lived through a rough landing, knocks him out with the butt of his gun. He then infiltrates the Rebel base, destroys the hidden guns, and finds Drake. Hannibalscipio then aims his blaster at Drake's head and puts his finger on the trigger, but before he can fire,........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Dash Reendar stuns him because he figures he might get a good bounty off him and then says "Man I better get paid for this!" before taking off and heading out again. But meanwhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Drake still playing SC (and wining) when suddnly the power goes out becouse of dash and haniblesocpic so drake lights his blue lightsaber and cuts dash almost in two and prepaers to kill haniblscopi when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 when krkode shoots an arrow through his brain felling him instantly krkode: hes out of his mind.....hows dash hannibal: dead as a duck......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 ahhv yes as krkode helps hanbilsocpie drake who used a holgram aperad beside krkode scaring the letords of him and then krkode said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 dont ever do that again, and he slapped him, but unknown to him previously his saber was on and .......drake was sliced oops..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 *Sithcloak walks in from an early morning munch'n* "Hey, Whats going on?" *sithcloak sights two stormtroopers coming down the corridor* Sithcloak yawns "Isn't someone going to stop them?". Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 krkode says "you will!!" and he picks up sithcloak and flings him at the 2 stormtroopers pushing them down the stairs immediately to their doom sithcloak wakes up and say s"whats that for" krkode: for disturbing me....i have important work to do.....i just sliced my friends head open....the authorities are after me alreayd they hear police sirens outside........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 ROFL:rofl: "If the police are involved, then i'm out of here!" *Sithcloak ignites his lightsaber and swings at a few stormies as he runs down the hall* Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 as soon as the police see the deas stormies and sliced drake and sithcloaks saber ignited they say.... police: Put your hands in the air and drop your......red stick...and stay where you are...you have a right to remain silent....anything you say could be used against you in the court of law..... sithcloak: nooo you misunderstand...it wasnt me it was...it was...wahhhhhhhhh.. policeman: yeah right *handcuffs him and loads him into the police car as he calls the hospital* and says to krkode: you wont be having any trouble from this scallywag anymore sir.. krkode : good.........*snigger* *snigger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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