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Jyt-Pon Dai'el Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 Drumroll, please...................... Here's the whole thing so far: Ewoks are funny little furry forest dwelling peace-loving cretins. One looks very funny without technology and clothes that looked were fired at the tree instead of the gungan which smells rather yummy because he had a hemorrhoid conveniently after lunch with hirsute Jar-Jar who should exult because he decided to swim without ewoks or swim-trunks or chewbaca shaving but Jabba hadn't showered so he giggled femininely until snot ruptured his skull and oozed slime around his belly causing painful cramping in his brain cavity repeatedly causing unbearable gas to drain out. Then a wampa exploded violently in a moldy outhouse which violated also several laws that landed him in Mara's lap. Mara wet her washcloth and then threw it at his gerbil. Suddenly Jan flew to Coruscant wearing only her thong. When a soap box slid under her foot. Holy bananas! She said while falling upwards. Then Chewbaca picked Mara up from jail with his Yoda magazine which he used quite inappropriately. So Mara jumped at the sounds of music and then tripped over a mousebot that was spamming the floor to wax it. Suddenly Kyle fell backwards into Stormhammer without pants and said "oooooooh......." while Stormhammer grinned ate and winked at Kyle dressed in Kurgan's pajamas. Meanwhile a Gonk walks towards a public volcano and disintegrates. Fortunately, GonkH8er watched blissfully as Jerec takes advantage of GonkH8er. "Noooooooooo!" he moans and tries skiing with C3PO. C3PO vanished disruptoredly and reappeared nekkid. BOOOM!!! Said that Gonk because the Alamo was being very desecrated by walnuts. "My left thumb ran away because it masticated the feet of the wampa that ate my brother. Luke and Mara were painting the R2 Unit without legs so they followed instructions and decided to buy eopies of purple lightsabers made by me and you. Meanwhile we frolicked nekkid with our yoda-dolls. Disturbingly, then smelled like Stormhammer. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is VEEEERRRRY usual! Then mandy-moore comes heroically to the edge of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and surrendered to CaptainRAVE because he is ugly yet informative too but we all while Wacky_Baccy played JK2. Meanwhile, Access Flux wanted gooey chocolate and love from Chewbacca so Chewbacca ate jawas with Qwi Xux, who jumped off a sandcrawler while nekkid Jawas stared at Outlaw_Torn who was helping Mr. T sneak under a Bantha. The Cheese of Naboo is stinky yet Jiggly therefore Kyle cheesed without his nachos. Wookies slaughtered the terrible magic sith cheese because they were drunk and wearing a Big bra on their heads. The chocolate shake was very gruesome but tasty. Why didn't Waazzuupp eat grass and groobles then? The postman thought. So then, Bill decided to find the king of thieves who was lost in a pub. Ale was stolen by Bob who loved tumbled weed. “HEY”!! cried Palpatine as Padme grabbed her shoes “What the heck are his car-keys doing in that Nike-air? Suddenly, this monster ran into a McDonald's playground and along came Qui-Gon with some chicks who were nude and dancing femininely so , many Stormtroopers and woodchucks chucked chuckingly at their own mothers while Jesus was playing golf. Along the viciously treacherous Ewoks was yelled bloody Murder. Ewoks DIED painfully when toxic waste oozed out from a leaking leak that leaked. Reload a gun that looks very shiny because That lotion leaks into the Hoover which leaks into several things. Coca-Cola Whishes that Pepsi would leak money leaking Lots of sadness and midichlorians which grow into amazing clever cruise missiles. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH! Sith Lords played Scrabble in Canada. Meanwhile.... the roosters exploded. Sometimes GonkH8er scratches his gonk with el cactus de la so beer leaked into electromagnetic tea causing severe Bob_Costas commentary. Jimjaroo which peed liberally into a flaming spittoon. Foreign dignitaries terrorize everyone into oblivion with protocol druids and juice boxes. Using spam. Spiderman looks like a big spider coming at David_Hasselhoff wildly pie. Then an animated movie producer choked healthily with Tony_Danza , Burt_Reynolds, and Chanke4252. After some sobering Vince McMahon Died. Kyle likes Chewbacca because of his_hair and his big muscled arm. "Hollywood"_Hulk_Hogan is bald, and very useless because he tries to eat love with lovely spoons. Gravy loveliness flies lovingly backwards, with fright while the lovely lovers loved lovingly lovely all the lovely luvers because leaking lovers gases leaked_lovely . Globemasters are lovely lovers loved by Gonks! Ewoks exploded violently, leaking goo while loving each other lovingly. Jabba loved Shrek because he leaked gases and slimy liquids through his leaking , lovely leak. Donkey masticated slowly a large batsaber which was glowing yoda-ishley until Babe Ruth bat-sabered GonkH8er painfully. Threepio John Skywalker saved both of GonkH8er's Cashews which ruptured his nutcracker. Bonzi_Buddy exploded violently , lovingly leaking_blood everywhere and everyone became quivering with jellyfish eggs. Flying pigs Walk through stomachs of Mastodons hovering over huge vats of bacta -rium that don't Bob Saget doesn't need you Dark_Rage bores NRI agents beyond imagination which leads Bob Saget to become amused to_death with teddy Yoda popsicles. Bilbo lusts Merry's yoda strips off his cloak of chocolate revealing glossy lipstick all_over his tummy. Rogaine is Mysterious and sticky because Gungan_crap like Tarpals hovers like Dirty Ewok midgets who are eagerly anticipating the aadvark who loves picking up women. "Vader wasn't very impressed by Darth_Maul's look of seduction after stripping is prohibited." said an oversized Jawa up -stairs. Ponda Babba is extremely sensual and eats lots of ewoks. That won't cause acid_reflux because was not strong enough to_grip said Ewoks. Ewoks (unfortunatly) were sneaky creatures who like nothing better than to vomit over an Ithorian. "Aye matey, replied Fettfetishman's husband casually, without burping at aiwhas . Senselessly, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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