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Here are some quotes I wrote when I listened to lots of SnM wav's.

 

-Sam: Are you ready Max? Are you ready boy? Are'ya? Are'ya? -Max: [€6%¤&/!½%"¤½/&!½¤$5£2]

 

-Max: OOo does this mean we get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt?

 

-Max: Bring me as many women as my poor eyes can stand! -Sam: Jesus Max, you dont even like girls.

 

-Sam: I'm think of a number between 1 and 10 and I dont know why. -Sam: Me too.

 

-Narrator: Gary has the power to physically alter his sourroundings with his mind. -Max: Really? Hey Gary turn me into a baby turtle. I WANNA BE A BABY TURTLE!!

 

-Sam: I got something in my eye. -Max: Try digging it out with a fork that always works for me!

 

 

 

Would be fun if anyone else would post their favorite SnM quotes here. Would be a fun reading.

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Max: Suck on this you slippery little Bastards!

 

Officer: Police. Yeah. Where are your badges, lumpy?

Max: Badges?! We don't need no-- Umpgh!

Sam: I've Gotta' get this little one back to his padded playpen! Bye, now!

 

Sam: Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it.

 

Max: Ooh, neat! Santa got caught in thi beartrap I set! Wow! he gnawed his own foot off to escape!

 

Funny stuff

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