Guest ICP Ringmaster Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 GIRLS' ENGLISH "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later "We need to talk" = You better listen to every word I say right now! "Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not gonna really like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. GUYS' ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice! cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = That way you will owe me one too "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to make out? "I love you" = Let's make out now. "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better make out now! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make out with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
cossack1812 Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 ROTFLMAO Where did you come up with this???
Zygomaticus Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 some language in there although it is funny:DD:DD:D
Guest xwing guy Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 I thought she already went out with somebody?
Guest ICP Ringmaster Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 hey so now whenever i ask her to a movie she just says.."why dont we just make out and save you the tickets?"
Guest xwing guy Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Good one ICP.
Guest Bobio Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 I'm pretty sure you changed the "make out" thing from "sex"
Wraith 8 Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 HAHAHHAHAA HOHOHOHOHOH HIHIHIHIHIHIHHI HUUHUHUHHUUH HEHEHHEHEE ow...hehe .ow...heheheh your killing me....hehhahha...he AAAAAAAH! *heartattack* *plof* hehehehehhehe DO YOU GUYS WATCH *FRIENDS*??? They to let you know what girls want and what guys want.
Guest ICP Ringmaster Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 hey now..friends is awsome..and i like this quote from joey : Its not what she wears..its whats under what she wears that counts
Wraith 8 Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 I like friends too... I have got series 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 number six is on the way......... havent' seen it tho.
Young David Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 I don't watch friends ... the only guy in our class who watches Friends is gay. All the other people that I know they watch it are female ... I tried watching it ... didn't like it's humor (no comedy like Dinosaurs, Third Rock from the Sun and Vrienden voor het Leven)
Wraith 8 Posted November 11, 2001 Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by Young David I don't watch friends ... the only guy in our class who watches Friends is gay. All the other people that I know they watch it are female ... I tried watching it ... didn't like it's humor (no comedy like Dinosaurs, Third Rock from the Sun and Vrienden voor het Leven) WHAT.... your saying that im gay......?? ill talk with you tomorrow at school man. And another thing... you got a gay in your class... at our school.. good god... tell wich one it is... with the suit?? ill stay clear from him. BTW i liked all those comedies... one conclusion.. you have no humor..
Guest ICP Ringmaster Posted November 12, 2001 Posted November 12, 2001 no im not gay..i have "multiple" women in my life..but oh well thats how it goes
JEDI_MASTA Posted November 12, 2001 Posted November 12, 2001 hits floor laughing keeping his composure long enough to send it to all his friends
Young David Posted November 12, 2001 Posted November 12, 2001 Originally posted by Wraith 9 WHAT.... your saying that im gay......?? ill talk with you tomorrow at school man. And another thing... you got a gay in your class... at our school.. good god... tell wich one it is... with the suit?? ill stay clear from him. BTW i liked all those comedies... one conclusion.. you have no humor.. No ... I'm not saying your gay ... I'm just saying that Friends is very populair among girls and gays. And the boy in the suit is not guy ... he's freaky, but no gay. And ... I HAVE HUMOR!!!! There is a picture in the Humor section of TheForce.Net that I made ...
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