agony uncle

[Joshi]

that's right. if any of you have any problems, emotional problems, dating problems, or financial (we have and accountant on call) i can help. just post your problems here

 

p.s. this is a joke. you don't put real probs,just fake ones i answer to jokingly.

 

have fun. and remember, i'm listening.

[Metallus]

Eek, watch your spelling, dude .

[Al-back from the BigWhoop]

i... i have... i have a spelling problem!

 

(ps- helly, u r online, y aint ya posting?)

[Joshi]

Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop

i... i have... i have a spelling problem!

 

hmm, you'll need to consume a dictionary adn a thesaurus along with a galss of water and a brandy. otherwise, just try harder.

[Joshi]

Originally posted by Metallus

Eek, watch your spelling, dude .

 

sorted. i hope to never say that again!

[Robin Johnson 2]

I.........i........i......i don't want to talk about it!!!!!! (runs frmo the room an emmossionalll rek skreming and hollaring abuot nto beeing abel to spel)

[Guest King Andrei]

Oh, I have a 'really' big problem! I am 'not' lying! (Actually I am, and I'm spamming too!)

 

I...... I can't find happiness! WAAAAAAAAAH! Now, where did I put it? In the kitchen? In the bathroom?

[Joshi]

don't worry son, i will help you find it. now, where did you lose it. sorry, cruel joke. but trust me, happiness will be in the last place you look. if it's not there, then try to find happiness in you shoes, whenever i lose something, it usually turns up in my shoes. otherwise, just steal someone elses.

 

any other problems?

 

BTW, robin, just take the advice i gave to Al back from Big Whoop, a dictionary, a thesaurus, a glass of water and a brandy!

[Guest King Andrei]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:D:D

Ahhh, that was funny, man!

I got another 'problem':

 

Sometimes I think I'm Napoleon and I want to rule the world, but I can't. What should I do to get over it?

[Joshi]

okay, you're gonna need some peanut butter a hairless, hungry dog, and all the sausages you can find. put the peanut butter on the sausages, and let the dog eat them. i don't know if it'll cure you, but it sure is funny.

 

if that doesn't work, buy some elevator shoes.

 

good night, and good mental, physical and financial health

[NiKo]

okay doc, lets see if you can cure me...

 

sometimes i feel like i'm nothing but an expirement for some unknown society, like i was put on this planet to be studied. i feel like i'm a lab bunny....*nibbles on carrot and does funny nose thing*

[Joshi]

okay own up! who told Niko about the secret rabbit experiment thing.

 

i mean, um, no ones trying to experment on you, it's all in your head, everythings fine. (get the drugs, this man either knows too much or too little for his own good)