OOO Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 (SPOILER ALERT) What!? Huh?! R U noob? Yes, yes. I know what your thinking, but hear me out. I have irrefutable evidence that Jedi Knight 2 is actually a plagiarized port of an 8bit Nintendo classic game! What!? Huh?! R U stoopid? How could this beautiful looking and sounding game have anything in common with an 8bit nintendo game? A very large number of things, by which their existence proves my argument! This game, this classic icon of my youth so ruthlessly plagiarized is nothing other than....Super Mario Brothers! Yes, the names HAVE been changed to protect the innocent. But is not Kyle plagued with constant rushes of enemies bent on his distruction much as Mario was? And is not Kyle on a quest to rescue Jan from the evil clutches of our neferious villian Dessan in much the same way that Mario tried to rescue Princess Toadstool? And does Dessan resemble nothing if not a shellless KING KOOPA!!! Zounds! And does not Kyle often jump on his enemies heads to knock them to the ground? And what of Kyles amazing ability to jump many times his own height to reach precarious ledges from which he must use to jump across massive chasms into which falling is instant death!? And so there you have the most disturbing evidence before you. I could offer more, but I do not wish to over burden you with superfluous information. That and I'm tired of looking up big words in my synonym finder OOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 What!? Huh?! R U noob? What!? Huh?! R U stoopid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyJedi Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Pretty funny joke. Hehe. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiee Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 What!? Huh?! R U incapable of understanding a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falo Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiro Kage Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 You moron. ... It's not Super Mario Bros, it's Kid Icarus! I mean, you have to climb higher and higher in jumping puzzles in this game, too. By the way, what's KJ2? King Jedi fighter 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unprettier Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by Jiro Kage You moron. ... It's not Super Mario Bros, it's Kid Icarus! I mean, you have to climb higher and higher in jumping puzzles in this game, too. By the way, what's KJ2? King Jedi fighter 2? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 *shakes head* This thread is Swamp fodder... Super Mario Brothers...*shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 your all wrong.. it's alex the kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nax Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Hold on, you needed to use a synonym finder to find exactly what "big words"? Superfluous? Irrefutable? Plagerize? Honestly, youth nowadays hold a simply shameful grasp of their native tounge (well, the American youth anyway). I mean serriously, who else in this room thinks "superfluous" is a big word? Nax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnymud Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 SUPER MARIO WAS THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS, Y0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 your all wrong.. it's alex the kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-o2 Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 It's rygar, you fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophrenic Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Drugs are bad, mmkay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Is it like a hybrid of Jedi Power Battles and Super Mario. (and i like jedi power battles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Originally posted by Aiee What!? Huh?! R U incapable of understanding a joke? What!? Huh?! R U talkin to me? i was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahriel Omega Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Originally posted by OOO And does not Kyle often jump on his enemies heads to knock them to the ground? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!! :p :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR_Gabriel Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 This is from a review posted on Tech TV's website from their television show "Extended Play" "The whole game felt more like a Jedi combat simulation or a never-ending series of gauntlet runs. Mixing insane combat situations with bizarre jumping puzzles (inevitably involving crates of one sort or another), it's almost as if these maps were designed by Mario fans, not "Star Wars" aficionados." Not too far off the original idea of this thread methinks. Full article here: http://www.techtv.com/extendedplay/reviews/story/0,24330,3379695,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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