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(SPOILER ALERT)

 

 

 

What!? Huh?! R U noob?

 

Yes, yes. I know what your thinking, but hear me out. I have irrefutable evidence that Jedi Knight 2 is actually a plagiarized port of an 8bit Nintendo classic game!

 

What!? Huh?! R U stoopid?

 

How could this beautiful looking and sounding game have anything in common with an 8bit nintendo game? A very large number of things, by which their existence proves my argument!

 

This game, this classic icon of my youth so ruthlessly plagiarized is nothing other than....Super Mario Brothers!

 

Yes, the names HAVE been changed to protect the innocent. But is not Kyle plagued with constant rushes of enemies bent on his distruction much as Mario was? And is not Kyle on a quest to rescue Jan from the evil clutches of our neferious villian Dessan in much the same way that Mario tried to rescue Princess Toadstool? And does Dessan resemble nothing if not a shellless KING KOOPA!!!

 

Zounds!

 

And does not Kyle often jump on his enemies heads to knock them to the ground? And what of Kyles amazing ability to jump many times his own height to reach precarious ledges from which he must use to jump across massive chasms into which falling is instant death!?

 

And so there you have the most disturbing evidence before you. I could offer more, but I do not wish to over burden you with superfluous information. That and I'm tired of looking up big words in my synonym finder

 

 

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Hold on, you needed to use a synonym finder to find exactly what "big words"? Superfluous? Irrefutable? Plagerize?

 

Honestly, youth nowadays hold a simply shameful grasp of their native tounge (well, the American youth anyway).

 

I mean serriously, who else in this room thinks "superfluous" is a big word?

 

Nax

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This is from a review posted on Tech TV's website from their television show "Extended Play"

 

"The whole game felt more like a Jedi combat simulation or a never-ending series of gauntlet runs. Mixing insane combat situations with bizarre jumping puzzles (inevitably involving crates of one sort or another), it's almost as if these maps were designed by Mario fans, not "Star Wars" aficionados."

 

Not too far off the original idea of this thread methinks.

 

Full article here:

http://www.techtv.com/extendedplay/reviews/story/0,24330,3379695,00.html

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