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hmm I'd have to go for "look at the size of that thing" or "yub yub":D or "into the cave go you must; it feals.... cold. strange.; a 7-11 contains it does.;???" http://www.jediknight.net/3do/download/5.gif

 

as to your taunt question, how about "where are you going, solo?

see: http://www.jediknight.net/3do/download/39.gif :D:D:D

 

will think of more later.

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"Hurry up Golden-Rod! or you're going to be a permanent resident!" -Han Solo at the collapse of Echo Base (ESB)

 

"Would it help if i got out and pushed?"

"It might"

-Leia and Han trying to get the Milllennium falcon out of Echo Base

(ESB)

 

"Keep your distance Chewie, but don't make it look like you're keeping your distance"

"Rwohhrr?"

"I don't know, just fly casual"

-Han and Chewie on Shuttle Tyderium heading to Endor.(RotJ)

 

"It's not my fault!"

- Han and/or Lando, multiple times throughout all three movies.

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"Away put your weapons, i mean you no harm" - Yoda

 

"Obi wan? now thats a name i havent heard, since all before you were born" - Obi Wan

 

"Know him? He's ME!" - Obi Wan

 

"You want this, don't YOU?" - Emperor

 

"So be it JEDI, you will DIE" - Emperor

 

there are loads of other good ones

 

i dont know if its me but Ep1 wasnt as quotable

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These are some quotes which I have key-bound and use in MP, some are slightly altered though:

 

'Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!' (leia to Solo)

 

'I don't care what universe you're from, that's GOT to hurt!' (the two-headed host-speaker of the Pod-race)

 

'You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?' (Watto, I only changed "Hand" to "Lightsaber")

 

'You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.' (again Leia to Solo)

 

'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.' (Yoda, Episode I)

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Ep1: at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. (darth maul)

 

(spaceballs)

Ssshhh pffffffff Ssshhhhh pfffff Sshhhh pfff*cough, cough* i cant breath in this thing

 

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.

 

now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Some of my Favorite Star Wars Quotes:

 

"I don't trust him either, but he is my friend!" Han to Leia ESB

 

"What a wonderful smell you've discovered!" Han to Leia ANH

 

Leia: "I love you"

Han: "I know" ESB

 

"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!" Han to Ewoks ROTJ

 

"Begging your pardon Sir, but it's against my programming to impersonate a Diety" C3PO to Han ROTJ

 

Han: "Uh...Everythings under control now, situation normal"

COM: "Is everything alright? What happened up there?"

Han: "Uh..we had a slight weapon's malfunction, but we're fine now... we're all fine here...Ah..how are you? *winces*

COM: "We're sending someone up..."

Han: Uh..negative, negative..we have a large reactor leak, big leak...very dangerous..."

COM: "Who is this? What's your ID?..."

Han: *Blasts Com station* "Boring conversation anyways...Luke, we're going to have company!"

 

"You came in that! You're braver than I thought!" Leia to Han ANH

 

Han:"It's not wise to upset a wookie."

C3PO:"Begging your pardon Sir, but no one ever worries about upsetting a droid."

Han:"That's because droids don't pull arms from sockets when they lose!"

C3PO: (To R2)"I suggest a new strategy, R2... Let the wookie win!" ANH

 

Han: "I think my eyesight's better. Instead of a big dark blur, all I see is a big light blur."

Luke: "That's because that's all there is too see. I was born here you know."

Han: "You're going to die here you know...convenient." ROTJ

 

And my personal favorite OUT OF CONTEXT quote from Star Wars:

"Luke, at that speed, do you think we'll be able to pull out in time!" Wedge to Luke ANH

 

God, I could go on like this all day! :D

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right now, I've got these 2 saying bound to keys (they aren't from the star wars movies, but they fit. Both are from "Transformers: The Movie.":

 

1. "One shall stand...One shall fall." -Optimus Prime to Megatron (I use this one at the beginning of all my duels...heh.)

 

2. "Such heroic nonsense..." -Megatron to Optimus Prime (I use this one as my general insult after I win a duel...heh.)

 

 

But, looks like with the few Star Wars quotes that have been mentioned, I'll be nabbing a few new quotes from this thread! Thanks guys!

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- So, you have a twin sister, If you will not turn, then perhaps she will... :Vader:

- NOOO *Goes into rage chopping at Vader like crazy* :luke:

 

- Use your weapon, fullfill your destiny and take your fathers place by my side... :emperor:

 

- Yoda will always be with you, always... :ben:

 

- Rest I must, deserve it I have :yoda:

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