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Zindell

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How about this classic from ROTJ:

 

Vader: Skywalker is with them, I have felt him.

 

Palpatine: Strange, that I have not.

 

(ewwwwwwww, too much info guys)

 

 

and *my* personal favorite out of context star wars quote:

 

Luke in ANH: "Look at the size of that thing!"

 

 

 

TDS

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"Close the Blast door, close the blast door"

(Blast doors close, but too late, stopping only the stormtroopers)

"Open the Blast door, Open the Blast door."

 

 

"All the excitement has overloaded the circuitry of my counterpart. If you don't mind, I'm going to take him down to maintenance."

 

 

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post. TK-421 do you copy?"

(Especially good after killing someone in the Stormtrooper skin)

 

 

"Why do I sense that we have picked up another pathetic lifeform Master?"

 

"Halt, where are you going?"

"I'm taking these people to Corruscant"

"That does not compute... oh wait.. ah.... destroy them."

 

"You may fire when ready."

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ANH

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." -Han Solo

2. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - Princess Leia"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!" - Luke Skywalker

4. "Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?" -Obi Wan

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Princess Leia

6. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" - C3P0

7. "You've got something jammed in here real good!" - Luke Skywalker

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" - Princess Leia

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" - Wedge Antilles

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" - Han Solo

ESB

1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." - Han Solo

2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance..." - Rebel deck officer

3. "I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" - Han Solo

4. "Hurry up Golden Rod" - Han Solo

5. "That's ok, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." - Luke Skywalker

6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..." - Yoda

7. "Control, Control! You must learn Control!" - Yoda

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here..." - Princess Leia or Solo

9. "Size matters not, look at me, judge me by my size do you?" - Yoda

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" - C3P0

ROTJ

1. "Rise my friend..." - The Emperor

2. "Short help's better than no help at all..." - Han Solo

3. "Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!" - Han Solo

4. "It's just a dead animal, Chewie..." - Han Solo

5. "Not bad for a little furball." - Han Solo

6. "I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something... rather rash!" - C3P0

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?" - Princess Leia

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two." - Luke Skywalker

9. "I want you to take her, I mean it, take her!" - Han Solo

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie..." - Han Solo

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TARKIN: There. You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. (addressing Motti) Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.

 

LEIA: What?

 

TARKIN: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your Rebel friends soon enough.

 

:D

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