Zargon Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Yeah, so in the mail yesterday I get a letter from the City of Champaign telling me that I am to be arrained on May 24 at 9 am, as the defendent ina case, which they only gave me the case #. SO I panic, BIGTIME, call my lawyer give him th enumbers, no idea whats going on. check it: On Saturday, February 23rd the City claims that they cited me for underage possesion of alcohol at Clybournes(a campus bar) at like 9:30 PM, with my signature on it and everything. And I didn't pay this ticket, or show up at court, so they are having me arrianed. Heres the thing, I WASNT EVEN IN TOWN THAT WEEKEND. I lost my drivers license in September, and a State ID that semester also. Apparantly the cops are real good at detail and didn't notice that this schmuck wasn't actually me, so he obviosuly wouldnt pay it. Now I have to have my lawyer sort it all out. This is bull****, maaaajor bull****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Damn. that sucks. big time.... damn government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 18, 2002 Author Share Posted April 18, 2002 ****ing cops.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Man, you must have been REALLY drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 damn drunks. i knew you were a troublemaker, Zarg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Drunk and in possession of transporter technology from the future, I see. There'll be hella brig time for this one, boyos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 "sux 2 b u" - Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 RUN AWAY. If you stay hidden long enough, America's Most Wanted will be all over you. And that show ROCKS. And if your aiming to be in Cops, make sure you run away in style. Try to seal a race car or something and drive in heavy urban areas and have a hot air balloon ready. Try to ram the racing car into a propane gas tank or something so it will make this really cool explosion. The heat from the explotion makes the hot air balloon go up faster. Then yell at the cops that you have a hostage ; but It's really a pumpkin with a smiley face in it. Tell 'em to fall back or you'll shoot the hostage. Drop the pumkin at the cops and wave a white flag. Once they take you down, make some witty remark in Latin. Cops is a great show and they deserve better ratings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tierce Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 After watching a few shows you get sick of seeing a member of the family of the same drunk from last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Originally posted by JR2000Z stuff I agree with jr0z0 for the second time ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Wear this veridian patch, and I'll beam you up after the trial. Well, it worked for William Shatner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 19, 2002 Author Share Posted April 19, 2002 Well, I went over what I did that did that weekend, and at the time I got that ticket, I was having a burger at fudruckers, with a Cal City cop........so I should be alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Heh heh... You should press charges against the police dept. for criminal negligence for not verifying the guy was who he said he was, and sue for legal fees and the emotional damages said negligence caused... I know I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 thats alot of trouble, I just hope the legal fees don't go over the accured fees they want me to pay............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 A friend of mine was once harrassed by a bounty hunter over some bounced checks that had been written by some human with the same name, living in the same county. He cleared himself handily when he pointed out that the offender had a different middle initial...and he himself had never had a checking account in his entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.