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Murphy's Laws of JK:O Multiplayer


Rogue74

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The minute your Force meter runs out, you WILL be Force gripped off a ledge.

 

Likewise, you will be Force pushed or gripped off a ledge as soon as you realize you're at a position where you know you shouldn't be (your back to an edge of a pit, trash compactor, Death Star laser, etc.).

 

As soon as your opponent realizes he/she cannot beat you with a lightsaber, they will pull out a rocket launcher/flechette gun/repeater.

 

If there is a pit, someone will be pushed/pulled/gripped into it even if it's a shallow pit...

 

You will see the mine/bomb as soon as you know you're dead and before you can do anything to stop from running into it.

 

 

Ok people add some more.

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hmmm...how about...

 

you will always turn on Absorb when not needed and will forget to turn it on when you need it the most.

 

that force power you thought you would never need to bind is the one you need the fastest.

 

the ledge you think is too high usually is...but you've jumped already.

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If you treat JK2 as a chat room and type mid game you will be killed and would of deserved it.

 

if you turn off your Saber and bow you might survive the wrath of some but not the wrath of others

 

if you follow a code of honour and show it with the use of Tags and/or talk about in game ethics publicly you will be hunted down and killed

 

if you go on a server and don't hear "Hey you there!" from a stormtrooper you enjoyment will suffer

 

if you choose the stormtrooper as your player_model you will bring enjoyment to all!

 

if you type "/unbind all" in the console, you will be shocked!

 

if you type /bind p "Im a moron" into the console and then hit P while in game people will laugh at you.

 

if you force push your own ALT repeater Fire after shooting it. It will never go where you want it to

 

same goes for thermal detonators

 

same goes for rockets

 

if your playing with a Yoda skin/model__please let me know

 

if you defeat an oppenent in combat be sure to crouch hump their body

 

if you choose the stormtrooper as your player_model you will bring enjoyment to all! oh wait I mentioned that already

 

if you choose the stormtrooper as your player_model you will bring enjoyment to all! damn it I did it again

 

 

 

:) Thats all I can think of

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How about, When your opponent starts using guns and you turn off your saber, he will imediately switch to back his saber and kill you.

 

When your in a duel and your opponent is wide open, as you prepare to make the kill, another player will bump into you, messing up your attack

 

(and they said others couldnt affect you during a duel.)

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If you wait longer than 5 minutes for a duel, you will realize you have the wrong powers set and go back to the end of the line.

 

If you try to force push a alt repeater, the second one will get you.

 

If you force pull a repeater, a rocket launcher pops up.

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It's always AFTER you voted yes, that you realize the vote was on you..

 

 

if you hide in the dark to suprise others, you can be sure that everybody has chosen another route....

 

 

there will always be a rocket launcher aimed at you when you capture the flag...

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if you hide in the dark to suprise others, you can be sure that everybody has chosen another route....

 

I have that happen every time on the Nar Shadda level! I finally get the disruptor and get a hiding place and then everyone is on the other end of the map!

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If you use an XXX to kill your opponent in a deathmatch, you WILL be called an XXX *****.

 

No matter how awesomely spectacular your kill was, your opponent will always claim that doing that requires no skill.

 

No matter how marginally you peek around a corner, a Rodian will always snipe you.

 

When you've finally fought your way through NS Streets to get the disruptor, then fought your way all the way back up to the top to get to everybody's favorite sniping area, a speeder car will throw you off the walkway.

 

Creston :)

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When you have full health and shield, nobody will duel you

 

when you have no health or shield, everbody will duel you.

 

 

the stupid stormtrooper you have been stalking will only taunt-spam when you are in a duel with someone else.

 

 

your killing spree will always be ended by a 13 year-old mouth-breathing, retainer wearing kid who thinks he knows more than you about the force.

 

 

and no matter how many posts you have, you will always be a pit droid.

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1) As soon as someone remarks on your skill, you will err on your next jump and fall to your doom.

 

2) The first time you learn how to do a side-running wall flip, it will be in Nar Shaddaa Streets or Waring Factions, causing you to fall to your doom.

 

3) At least 3 times a day, you will fall to your doom usually without any help from the other players.

 

:yobi:

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