TiE23 Posted April 19, 2002 Posted April 19, 2002 How much wood would a wookie chuck chuck if a wookie chuck could chuck wood:D :D
GonkH8er Posted April 19, 2002 Posted April 19, 2002 Vader- "LUKE! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!" Luke- "NO!!!! How could you possibly know??????" Vader- "I.... felt your presents....." ----------- felt your presents..... presence?.... get it? ergh.... lame...
RpTheHotrod Posted April 19, 2002 Posted April 19, 2002 ROFL I havn't laughed that hard in a LONG time
CupO'Coffee Posted April 19, 2002 Posted April 19, 2002 omg! now im getting him! he's so lame! but this "lameness" makes him funny in a way... jokes work in mysterious ways but what about those lame "sith happens" jokes? anyone up for a "sith happens" joke?
engineerdude Posted April 19, 2002 Posted April 19, 2002 I thought the "felt your presents" was a pretty good joke. How about this one: Q: What do you get when you cross Lando with Chewbacca??? A: Chocolate chip wookie. Not all that funny, I thought if it on the fly....
RpTheHotrod Posted April 19, 2002 Posted April 19, 2002 SOme jokes are so simple and lame, they are funny Like A horse walks into the bar, and the bartender turns around and says "Why the long face?" stupid...lame....funny!
RpTheHotrod Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 Okay. I made a picture just for that presents joke http://www.geocities.com/rpthehotrod/StarWars.html
Havikar Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 How meny stormtroopers does it take to change a glow panal (lightblub)? 2 One to change it, the other to shoot the gun who changed it and take credit for it.
Jusion Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 ...So Boba Fett says "Is that a blaster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!?"
Aaronbaron Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 Does anyone remember that short film done shortly after 'Star Wars' came out called 'Hardware Wars'? That was the funniest thing I remember relateing to star wars
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 yesyesYES!!! only seen it once on 16mm film, but it was insane! saw it at the store on VHS but stupidstupidstupid me did not buy it.... only was 10frickin dollars USD ARGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Sylohn Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 someone is eventualy gonna do this so here goes... HEY, YOU THERE!
acdcfanbill Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 i own hardware wars, the special edition they added computer graphics, they should have left it all crappy like its fricken hilarious...
Amorpheus Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 You want SW-related humor? Watch Spaceballs! Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Star: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Star: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.
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