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Vader- "LUKE! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!"

 

Luke- "NO!!!! How could you possibly know??????"

 

 

Vader- "I.... felt your presents....."

 

 

 

 

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felt your presents..... presence?.... get it? ergh.... lame...

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You want SW-related humor? Watch Spaceballs!

 

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Star: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Star: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.

 

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