NiKo Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work. The next morning, both employees came to work very early. So the manager thought he would fire the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break. Strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait to see who would leave work the earliest, but both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 that joke kicks ass!!! (and so does spam) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 well i cant really take credit for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by NiKo well i cant really take credit for it. shh! THEY arent suppose to know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 well it's just that last time i posted a joke i didnt make up by myself, a certain someone made me feel a bit like a 'joke thief' so i prefer to let everyone know....all though it takes all the fun away from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Can I call u M.BegelSpam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by Griswold Can I call u M.BegelSpam? only on alternate thursdays yeah, thats right, EVERY OTHER thursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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