Natty Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 name age sex have you ever recieved oral sex? do you like receiving oral sex? (why?) have you ever given oral sex? do you like giving oral sex? (why?) have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? are you a virgin? If you aren't a virgin- when did you lose it? Do you masturbate? Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? (includes males) Does having sex with animals make you horny? Best song that desribes you sexually? ideal sexual fantasy? do you shave your pubic hair? what is the size of your penis? (dont lie boys!!) Me and NiKo came up with this survey together- I'll do it later when my brother isn't around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 seems to me that it aint going very well... anyways, some1 has to start name: Al-etc. age: 18 since yesterday sex: M have you ever recieved oral sex? Yes do you like receiving oral sex? (why?) Yes, its fun have you ever given oral sex? No do you like giving oral sex? (why?) No, im male and im straigh have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? No are you a virgin? No If you aren't a virgin- when did you lose it? forgot Do you masturbate? Not since ive been having a hot gf naked on my bed (actually, its her bed, but anywyas) Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? No Does having sex with animals make you horny? HELL NO! Best song that desribes you sexually? i dunno ideal sexual fantasy? hum... my latest sexual fantasy was to have sex in an airplane, but ive done it last summer (january) do you shave your pubic hair? No what is the size of your penis? (dont lie boys!!) do u mean in a hot day or a cold day? horny or not horny? in centimeters or inches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 an airplane!? damn man....you had sex right above our heads, up in the sky.... and as for the "have you ever given oral sex" question, what does straight have to do with it? oral sex can also be for a male to go down on a girl....if you know what i mean... (damn this is getting dirty....WOOOOOOHOOOOO) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 I was wondering if I should mention that. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 yeah, i realized that later. its just a translation problem (in portuguese, we dont say men give oral sex to women, we have another word. i know it is stupid) btw- am i the only 1 whos gonna do the survey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 5, 2002 Author Share Posted May 5, 2002 name- Natalie age- 19, but 20 in July sex- yes please... oh wait am I male or female, last time I checked I was female have you ever recieved oral sex? duh do you like receiving oral sex? (why?) yes- it feels good have you ever given oral sex? I like sucking, if that's what you means do you like giving oral sex? (why?) *grins sheepisly* I suppose next thing you'll wanna know is if I spit or swallow. Well maybe one day if you're lucky you'll find out have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? I'm bi curious if that's what you mean *looks @ all the shocked faces* What?! Lesbians and guys say females make great lovers and I wanna find out if it's true or not are you a virgin? *sings* like a virgin touch for the very first time... oh sorry, nopes not a virgin If you aren't a virgin- when did you lose it? 4days before my 18th birthday. Got sick of doing a Britney thing by claiming I wanted to wait till I got married before having sex. Obviously Britney got sick of waiting as well... Do you masturbate? That's for me to know and you to find out, and the only way you'll ever find out is if you put a hidden camera in my room Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? (includes males) Yeah and I still do mum has a gorgeous jumper (sweater for all you silly people- you really should learn Aussie slang, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier) which I adore so I always borrow it Does having sex with animals make you horny? No but watching my dog trying to hump someones foot makes me laugh hysterically, and even more so when he tries to hump my other dog which is bigger than him. Poor widdle stumpy (that's my nickname for my dog Dawson, coz he's short and stumpy. I call Emma foxy face) Best song that desribes you sexually? Horny- Moose.T Don't Call Me Baby- Madison Avenue ideal sexual fantasy? If I tell you it won't be a fantasy anymore do you shave your pubic hair? Wanna have a look? what is the size of your penis? (dont lie boys!!) I don't have one... Me and NiKo came up with this survey together- I'll do it later when my brother isn't around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by Natty have you ever given oral sex? I like sucking, if that's what you means do you like giving oral sex? (why?) *grins sheepisly* I suppose next thing you'll wanna know is if I spit or swallow. Well maybe one day if you're lucky you'll find out have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? I'm bi curious if that's what you mean *looks @ all the shocked faces* What?! Lesbians and guys say females make great lovers and I wanna find out if it's true or not Do you masturbate? That's for me to know and you to find out, and the only way you'll ever find out is if you put a hidden camera in my room ideal sexual fantasy? If I tell you it won't be a fantasy anymore do you shave your pubic hair? Wanna have a look? erm. YOU wrote the questions, so who are you talking to when you say stuff like "if that's what you mean" ? i'll answer the survey later.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Andrei Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 I don't think this survey is apropriate for my age, but I'll do it anyway: Name: Andrei E. Stoian (Of course, not telling what the "E" is) Age: 14 Sex: I'm too young for that. But seriously now, I'm a male. Have you ever recieved oral sex? No, I'm too young for that. Do you like receiving oral sex? (Why?) I never received it, so I don't know what it's like. Have you ever given oral sex? No. Do you like giving oral sex? (Why?) I never given oral sex. Have you ever been sexually atracted to your own sex? No, I am not gay. Are you a virgin? Of course I am. I'm only 14. If you aren't a virgin when did you lose it? I didn't lose it. Do you masturbate? You mean jerk off? No. Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? (Includes males) NO! Does having sex with animals make you horny? I don't **** animals. Best song that desribes you sexually? No song. Ideal sexual fantasy? When the time comes, I'll do it as a normal person. Do you shave your pubic hair? Do you? Just kidding. No, I don't. What is the size of your penis? (Dont lie boys!) I dunno. I haven't measured it yet. PS: I added Best score to this thread too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Chris 14 Male have you ever recieved oral sex? Yes do you like receiving oral sex? Yes ... its all squishy ... jk jk, i actually hated it .... a lot have you ever given oral sex? No have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? Is this about that one time where niko and i were in the hot tub and his leg brushed up against mine and we looked at each other funny? are you a virgin? Yes Do you masturbate? 144 times a month (literally) Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? Recently? jk jk .. no, i havent Does having sex with animals make you horny? It makes me throw up Best song that desribes you sexually? There isnt one ... theres a song that describes me romantically though: "Brilliant Dance" by Dashboard Confessional ideal sexual fantasy? i have a new one every week, this week its with courtney love back stage do you shave your pubic hair? NOO what is the size of your penis? ill check .... Five inches ... i think thats pretty good for a 14 year old ... right? right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by Andrei555 I didn't lose it. Do you masturbate? You mean jerk off? No. LIAR!!!! *in cartman voice: serioulsy dude, you dont know what your missing, masturbation is the gratest invention since sliced bread...mmm...sliced bread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by Natty ideal sexual fantasy? If I tell you it won't be a fantasy anymore erm... yes it will... Originally posted by Natty Me and NiKo came up with this survey together- I'll do it later when my brother isn't around eh? oh, i got it. u just clicked quote and erased , but forgot to erase this part? [nevermind the above sentece and the second quote] anyways, i havent answered the oral sex part. well ive done oral sex (man, u have no idea how weird is to say that for me!!!!) but i rather not do it anymore. its the best way i found to prevent serious injuries (DONT ASK!) well, im just babbling (im in a depressed mood today) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoE GurL Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 name Luci age 14 sex Female have you ever recieved oral sex? Nope do you like receiving oral sex? (why?) i wouldnt know have you ever given oral sex? ...no do you like giving oral sex? (why?) i dout it have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? hmmm... are you a virgin? Yep If you aren't a virgin- when did you lose it? Do you masturbate? *giggles* Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? (includes males) Ya she has some nice clothes... But its kinda scary when she wants to borrow yours Does having sex with animals make you horny? nuh uh Best song that desribes you sexually? dunno ideal sexual fantasy? none really do you shave your pubic hair? i hate pubic hair caught down the plug hole... what is the size of your penis? (dont lie boys!!) ahhh no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 name - Niko Watts age - 17 sex - i wish... have you ever recieved oral sex? almost, but no do you like receiving oral sex? (why?) yeah...i guess.... have you ever given oral sex? almost...but no do you like giving oral sex? (why?) no... it stinks down there have you ever been sexually atractedto your own sex? THATS DISCUSTING!! are you a virgin? would you think any less of me if i was? If you aren't a virgin- when did you lose it? last month - almost- but no... Do you masturbate? its not me, it's my hand! Have you ever dressed in your mum’s clothes? (includes males) no, but i wore a dress one time for the sake of a joke.....OH LIKE SCOTTISH PEOPLE DONT DO IT! Does having sex with animals make you horny? animals having sex with animals? or ME having sex with animals?.....anyhow, the answer is "BAAARRRFFFFF" Best song that desribes you sexually? i dunno ideal sexual fantasy? changes every day, ususally includes sex do you shave your pubic hair? yeah, in the shape of little animals....jk what is the size of your penis? (dont lie boys!!) i'll quote myself on something i said at school a year ago : "i think it wouldnt be prudent to share my penis size with the people i eat lunch with" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 niko!! you didnt share your penis size .... that means im stuck wondering if five inches is big or not that and i want to know your penis size ;-) ...yeah, baby ... show it to me ... show me your SNEAKERS, YEAH! what? what did you think i was going to say? pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 erm okay i'll share.....how many inches are there in a C"M? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 hmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 its ironic u said that, gb, cause the word sneakers in portuguese sound a lot like penis (also in portuguese). there are a lot of jokes about that similarance (sp?) btw, the joke sucks, but keep trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 I need a ruler.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 hum... im almost afraid of asking but... ruler for wot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 10, 2002 Author Share Posted May 10, 2002 To...ummmm...measure...things...that...guys...have...ummmmmm...I'm curious...to...find...out...sizes...of...ummmm...that...thing...that...guys...have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 the average is said to b 15-20 cm, it that helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop its ironic u said that, gb, cause the word sneakers in portuguese sound a lot like penis (also in portuguese). there are a lot of jokes about that similarance (sp?) btw, the joke sucks, but keep trying my jokes always suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop the average is said to b 15-20 cm, it that helps thats 18 or older ..... if youre under 18 and are under 15 cm you shouldnt be worried .... cause you dont exactly measure up (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Guybrush122 what is the size of your penis? ill check .... Five inches ... i think thats pretty good for a 14 year old ... right? right? niko!! you didnt share your penis size.... The average for white males is 5-7" (once again I stress this is for fully grown WHITE men, errect size). It's less for China-Men, and slightly more for black folk. 21.5% of white men claim to have a *thing* longer then 7", I'm one of them . Anyway for anyone who actually cares mine is 8" long. =mek= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Guybrush122 (no pun intended) eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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