Vorax Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I am getting sick and tired of these skilled players who are learning the new 1.03 patch. They seem to kill me almost *all* the time and it's really starting to piss me off!! I want them 'Skill whores' to get off the servers. They think cuz they practice and study the game they have some kinda right to be better then me??? I used to kick their asses before the patch....their skills couldn't help them much then!!! All you skill whores with your fancy combos and your elegant playing styles and indepth tactical and strategic counters to my underthought and unimaginative style..>>GET OFF THE SERVERS!!! This isn't a game I bought to try to learn. I bought it because I like spending $50 bucks...what's wrong with you people?? I am gonna learn how to do that blue back stab pull thing cuz it seems people are saying that is the new DFA...sweet!!! I will learn it and kick your asses 1 time out of 10 at least!! To bad my DFA used to get me 5 times out of 10 against you jerks...but i'll take what I can get! As I said, I didn't buy this game to try to learn it! Speaking of that....I am pissed at Raven too...do they honestly think that if I didn't want to learn the game before the patch, that I would want to learn it now??? All they did was piss me off more by making it harder for me. Now I can't impress the newbies by showing them a sure way to get a frag or two. SKILL WHORES....>Give it up, I will do everything I can to figure out some way to make your skillz useless as mine are underdeveloped!!! ....please blue backstab....please...be my new DFA... I soooo need something....If Raven really made that defendable, and these skill whores figure it out.....It seems like some of the 'skill whores' aren't even afraid of that move! They think absorb will some how stop my pull? They seem to think drain can help them? Or that they can grip me before I can pull them into me becauase grip has a slightly better reach or some crap!! Bah I AM GONNA BURN MY CD. - Vorax 'THE UNSKILLED and PISSED!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedrin Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Go complain to raven, im sure they will listen to you and patch the servers again so that the sabers only do 1 damage except if your a newbie where as they do 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracofyre Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I'm working under the assumption that this is a joke post, but just in case it's not... (rant on) Why don't you take your whiny, spamming, ass back to the counterstrike servers where you belong. (rant off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GosU-ChoBo Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I hope, I pray, that this is a joke. I truly, truly do. I'm assuming it is... but, you can't ever be too sure... Unless I completely misunderstood your post, or this is a joke, that is one of, if not the most, the lamest things I have ever, in my entire life, heard. Please... "Skill Whores". How, exactly, can one whore skill? Don't complain about people getting good, because they want to. You could do the same as them, and get good, and not have to complain about the way they ruin you every single time they play you. You could get good and show the newbies a sure way to get a frag or too, because that is, and will always be, a sure way to get a frag or to. It, in the last sentence, is, simply, to get good... You'll always be able to get a few frags that way. You don't have to use some lame strategy to impress people over the internet, and pick up a few kills... Sickening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorax Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 LMAO!!! Of course it's a joke! [Whiny unskilled Persona Vorax evil twin] Or are you one of dem skilled players??? Skill Whore!!! Skill Whore!! You and your indepth knowledge of saber dueling...you and your lightning fast relfexes...you and your damn counter attacks to my backwards walking blue!!! I spit in your general direction!! You make this game no fun for me!! This game sux now!! [/Whiny unskilled Persona Vorax evil twin] LOL!! PS: The *real* Vorax is quite good and so far has only lost 4 fights in 4 hours duel play with the patch The real Vorax is a Skill Whore. - Vorax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GosU-ChoBo Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Whew... Thank god for that. GosU-ChoBo wipes his hand across his brow, swiping away the sweat from his burning rage at the stupidity of that evil twin... GosU then proceeds to laugh nervously, while backing away from Vorax. The first time I read it I thought you were serious. Then I went through it again... Thank god for that. I made less of a fool of myself than I would have. Well... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udi Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 No no no, it's not a joke...not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekken Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Geez, I knew it was a joke after the first paragraph! You guys are too much sometimes. Does that make me an 'interpretive whore'????!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelink Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I knew it was a joke because I'm a skill whore and though the whole thing was hilarious. Its what I hear from Noobs evertime I play. even though I tell them the counter moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtifeX Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 haha. vorax, now you've gotten a taste of what I got when i posted the "Banned Force Powers" thread. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRayne Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Im a skilled player before and after the patch. I jsut needed to change some figthing style a bit. Most of player got sick for 1 thing. Because they can't do what "awesome player" can do. We are lamer, Cheater , Whose and more. C'mon, Learn to play and stop cry. If me and other great player found it you all can do it. Its all Technic and abilities. If you think im poor cheack that link : http://jk2.sdk.ca/statistics.htm "The blood on my hands is merely proof of my ambition" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorax Posted May 9, 2002 Author Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by BloodRayne Im a skilled player before and after the patch. I jsut needed to change some figthing style a bit. Most of player got sick for 1 thing. Because they can't do what "awesome player" can do. We are lamer, Cheater , Whose and more. C'mon, Learn to play and stop cry. If me and other great player found it you all can do it. Its all Technic and abilities. If you think im poor cheack that link : http://jk2.sdk.ca/statistics.htm "The blood on my hands is merely proof of my ambition" Ick...a SKILL WHORE!!! GET OFF MY POST!!! I dub thee: [:SW:]BloodRayne Dude, it was a joke! Take a closer look at the post and the ones that followed - Vorax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRayne Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 hehe yea i saw that after my post was done to bad ... "The blood on my hands is merely proof of my ambition" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrate Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 It can't be fake! Otherwise, how else can I explain my losing streak except, "I SUCK!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorax Posted May 9, 2002 Author Share Posted May 9, 2002 CBrate, we have to stick together! But lets not use the term 'Suck' shall we, I prefer the P.C. term, 'Saber Challenged'. Me and you are gonna band together to teach these Skill Whores a lesson. Me, you and all the whiners out there! We are going to pettition Raven to undo the changes!! Furthermore, we will demand they make DFA the only saber swing, with a hit box that spreads at least 200 feet around the saber when it is in the ground! Let's see those Skill Whores deal with that!!! - Evil Twin Vorax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRayne Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 ROFL Np for. get up 100 life 200 shield and you are dead if i do my combo before patch. BTW if you use the shield force to help you well its will but you will survive with only 2 hp left. "The blood on my hands is merely proof of my ambition" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aylnon Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Man, I'm surprised some people had to question if it was a joke. Even if it wasn't, my first reaction was to laugh my ****ing ass off and congratulate you on an awesome parody of all those HeavyWhore idiots out there! Dude, congratulations on a post well made. I think you voiced alot of opinions all at once. Well done! Start a Clan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nattydred Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 jolly good show mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbas WhOr3 Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 That was quite funny. I agree with you I too have no skills..... I have 2 mouse buttons enabled--Left click Drain----Right click Grip-- I dont have patch yet but it seems Im gonnnna be in some trouble Ill miss the laser gun spamming as they drop drop drop boo hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrainStorm Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Yeah, these skill ho's are really getting to me too. One of my clan mates (who has more time invested in the game with the new patch) was able to beat me! I mean WTF!?!? I used to be able to beat him. He must be cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Jack Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 hahahaha...VERY funny post...and insightful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThingAhMajig Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 For the intellectually challenged... Please read i·ro·ny Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-) n. pl. i·ro·nies The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain). An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. Dramatic irony. Socratic irony. sarcasm n : witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid" sat·ire Pronunciation Key (str) n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit. The branch of literature constituting such works. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Vorax CBrate, we have to stick together! But lets not use the term 'Suck' shall we, I prefer the P.C. term, 'Saber Challenged'. Me and you are gonna band together to teach these Skill Whores a lesson. Me, you and all the whiners out there! We are going to pettition Raven to undo the changes!! Furthermore, we will demand they make DFA the only saber swing, with a hit box that spreads at least 200 feet around the saber when it is in the ground! Let's see those Skill Whores deal with that!!! - Evil Twin Vorax LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nien Nunb Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 And again........... Yawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 What I hate is the people who use the superior elements of the game to their advantage to score points...that really pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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