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gangwanimk: HAI

 

natty_is_invisible: **** off- i dont like you

 

gangwanimk: WHY I WAS JUST JPKING WIYH COFFS

 

natty_is_invisible: well your annoying, and its pretty obvious she doesnt like you on ignore she probably has you on ignore since your a ****ing retard

 

gangwanimk: TRY ME IWILL BE YOUR GOOD CHAT FRIEND

 

natty_is_invisible: i dont want to be your friend and i dont want you as my friend either, i already have lots of friends and none of them lack the intelligence you have

 

gangwanimk: COOL DOWN BABY PLZZZZZZZZZZ

 

natty_is_invisible: dont call me baby- im not your baby and i never will be

 

gangwanimk: YOU WILL NOT FIND BIG PENIS LIKE ME

 

natty_is_invisible: im a lesbian, i dont want penis

 

gangwanimk: YOUR VAGINA MUST BE VERY HAPPY TO MEET MY PENIS

 

natty_is_invisible: it doesnt want to meet your penis

 

gangwanimk: ASK YOUR VAGINA FIRST

 

natty_is_invisible: do you even know what a vagina is?

 

gangwanimk: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

 

natty_is_invisible: did you know im a she-male? i have both a penis and a vagina, this means i can have sex with myself

 

gangwanimk: YOUU

 

natty_is_invisible: what do you mean you?

 

 

He never replied to me :( for the love of God I don't know why :( Was it something I said????

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OK- all was peaceful until he messaged me again, tried to have cyber sex with me and then threatened to rape me coz I wouldn't cyber with him. In the end I just abused him and put him on ignore

 

 

gangwanimk: :x

 

gangwanimk: :p

 

natty_is_invisible: not you again

 

natty_is_invisible: did you go and masturbate?

 

gangwanimk: I WANT TO RUB MY PENIS WITH OIL TO MORE SATISFY YOU

 

natty_is_invisible: but i dont want you to satisfy me.

 

natty_is_invisible: why are you taking so long to type? are you trying to come up with something interesting to say? or are you only typing with 1 hand coz the other hand is busy jerking off?

 

gangwanimk: YOU R CORRECT IAM TRYING TO TAKE OUT MY PENIS JUICE OUT FOR YOUR MOUTH

 

natty_is_invisible: ewwwwwwwww you taste your own penis juice?

 

gangwanimk: I SHOULD TASTE YOUR VAGINA OF 18 YEARS

natty_is_invisible: why?

 

gangwanimk: BECAUSE U R NOT TAKING MY P JUICE

natty_is_invisible: but i dont want to take your penis juice

 

gangwanimk: NOW PLZ TELL ME RU INTERESTED IN CHATING WITH ME ON HARDCORE SEX OR NOT

 

gangwanimk: I WILL TELL U SOMETHING NEW AND LATEST IN SEX

 

natty_is_invisible: whats that? if it's theres an invention called a vibrator- i already have one

 

gangwanimk: WHY YOU R USING THAT DEAD THING IHAVE NEW FOR YOU

 

natty_is_invisible: new thing?

 

gangwanimk: WANT TO NOW

 

gangwanimk: ???????

 

natty_is_invisible: oh i so cant wait

 

natty_is_invisible: please tell me im dying of curiosity

gangwanimk: THAN FIRST ALLOW MY PENIS TO TAKE REST IN YOUR VAGINA

 

natty_is_invisible: does it have to?

 

gangwanimk: YES IT WILL MY SWEAT

 

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmm- ok then, but why?

 

gangwanimk: BECAUSE IT WILL DISTURBE OUR CHAT SO LET WE GIVE PENIS IN THE SAFE HANDS OF VAGINA

 

natty_is_invisible: ok fine- whatever

 

gangwanimk: YOUR V IS TIGHT OR --------------------

 

natty_is_invisible: how the hell am i supposed to know?

 

gangwanimk: YOU CAN KNOW BY HAVING SEX WITH ME ON NET

gangwanimk: I WILL TELL U

 

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmm you do realize its not real sex? i mean its not physical

 

gangwanimk: YOU WILL FEEL LIKE PHYSICAL

 

gangwanimk: THAT IS MY SPECIALITY

 

gangwanimk: DO U WANT

 

natty_is_invisible: what do you actually do?

 

gangwanimk: WHATEVER I WRIGHT U JUST REPLY

 

gangwanimk: AND YOUR SHOULD HAVE YOUR REAL FEELING

 

natty_is_invisible: riiiiiiiiight okies then, sounds ummmmm interesting... you do know that this form of sex has been around since the internet was invented- dont you?

 

gangwanimk: OTHERWISE IT WILL NOT WORK FOR THE GAME

natty_is_invisible: ok so what do i do?

 

gangwanimk: YOU JUST OPEN YOUR PENTIE

 

natty_is_invisible: pentie?

 

gangwanimk: UNDERWEAR

 

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmmmm right

 

gangwanimk: I AM ALSO TAKING OUT MY 9INCHES P

 

natty_is_invisible: your scaring me

 

gangwanimk: DONT BE SCARE BABY IT WILL GIVE U THE ENJOY

gangwanimk: YOUR V IS HAIRY?????

 

natty_is_invisible: no its not i shave it, but thats none of your business is it?

 

natty_is_invisible: by the way- who seriously gets off on words a complete stranger types over the net? that's just feral

 

gangwanimk: NOW BE READY IAM TAKING INSIDE

 

natty_is_invisible: I DONT ****ING WANT TO CYBER WITH YOU- DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

 

gangwanimk: IN THE DEPTH OF YOUR VAGINA

natty_is_invisible: **** off ****

 

gangwanimk: JUST NOW I TELL U THE NEW FEELING OFSEX

 

natty_is_invisible: are you a virgin?

 

gangwanimk: NO THAT IS WHY ICAN SHARE NEW FEELING OF SEX PLZCOOPERATE

 

natty_is_invisible: im a virgin- im saving myself for until i get married, i dont want to lose my virginity over the net

 

gangwanimk: YOU WILL NOT LOOSE BE INTELLIGENT

 

natty_is_invisible: i am being intelligent, i just dont understand how people can get turned on by masturbating over words?

 

gangwanimk: TELL ME R U INTERESTED IN KNOWING NEW THING OR NOT

 

gangwanimk: SO THAT I TAKE PENIS BACK

 

natty_is_invisible: IVE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR AGES- ITS NOT NEW TO ME, NOW IF YOU KNOW A NEW SEXUAL POSITION IM MORE THAN INTERESTED TO KNOW

 

gangwanimk: FROM YOUR VVVVV ONLY

 

gangwanimk: TELL ME NEW

 

natty_is_invisible: go away

 

natty_is_invisible: your annoying and pissing me off

gangwanimk: PLZZZZZZZ

 

gangwanimk: OTHERWISE IWILL RAPE U

 

natty_is_invisible: how? oh look **** off, your not interesting anymore, you cant rape me its the internet for **** sake. do you often rape women who refuse to have sex with you?

 

natty_is_invisible: is it normal and does it make you feel good raping a woman because she doesnt want to have sex with you? you're seriously ****ed up you do realize that? and its people like you who should have their penis cut off and shoved down your throat for rape or even threatening to rape someone

 

natty_is_invisible: big man- gone quiet- your just a gutless ****ing wanker, who cant handle the truth. and with that you are going on ignore because your a coward and a ****head and it would serve you right to get your penis chopped off and shoved down your throat- and dont you ever talk to me again- do you understand?

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Guest King Andrei
Originally posted by NiKo

 

cause of death - choked on small object. :p

 

Yeah, man, that's really funny!:D:D

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Originally posted by ZoE GurL

 

Another one of your Indian Friends Nat?

 

I think so :( Why the hell do I attract retards? It's not like my chat name screams I'm desperate and need sex :( I don't understand Besides, on that profile I don't have my pic, I seriously don't understand. Why me? Why can't losers message some other poor sucker? :(

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Guest King Andrei
Originally posted by Natty

I think so :( Why the hell do I attract retards? It's not like my chat name screams I'm desperate and need sex :( I don't understand Besides, on that profile I don't have my pic, I seriously don't understand. Why me? Why can't losers message some other poor sucker? :(

 

I think that these Indian people are actually the same person under more usernames. Just ignore him/her/them and they/he/she will go away.

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It's a known fact Indian people are way too horny for their own good. They have temples in India dedicated to sex/sexual positions.

 

I'm sure they're very nice people, but I can't stand the constant bombardment of sex,sex,sex,sex,sex when they come into a chat room. OK- look I know I probably shouldn't complain I probably talk about it too much, but I try to be tasteful about it (just look at the naughty survey when I said why I wanted a ruler. I was joking, but I could have been a lot more rude or something about it but I tried to put it in a non pervy/sleazy kinda way)

 

I know that English isn't India's first language, but it's terribly annoying when an Indian (or anyone for that matter) comes into a chat room and starts off with anyone of the following comments... (note spelling,grammar, phrasing will vary according to lack of intelligence/stupidity/retardedness/lack of sex and so on and so forth)

 

-hi anyone want sex chat with (insert a/s/l)

 

-hi anyone want to see big penis on cam? PM me

 

- hi I'm looking for Aussie bride so I can move to Australia and get green card (and I'm not joking there- there has been a few instances where I've seen this sort of comment. All I can say is do it the proper way, and don't get on a fricking boat otherwise I might be tempted to sink it)

 

Another point is a lot of Indians come into the Aussie chat rooms I normally run around in and say how they celebrated the September11 attacks- well f-u-c-k that I don't wanna put up with that sorta crap, so onto ignore they go

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Originally posted by Natty

gangwanimk: HAI

 

natty_is_invisible: im a lesbian, i dont want penisnatty_is_invisible: did you know im a she-male? i have both a penis and a vagina, this means i can have sex with myself

 

Erm, you were kidding about that right? :eek:

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Guest King Andrei

Anyway, isn't stupid to try to have cyber-sex with someone you don't even know? Only losers, soldiers or people who can't have REAL sex do that.

 

YOU WILL NOT FIND BIG PENIS LIKE ME

 

Yeah, that's why he's call a "dick-head":D Get it?

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