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Something is really screwy in school. Today some idiot, I don't even know who the hell he is or what the **** he wants, started threating me, then we got in a fight.....

 

What the **** is going on anyway! From what I've seen over 80% in my school are a bunch of retards. I haven't managed to meet a single normal sane person to be friends with! Well, maybe just a few, but that's not right at all! Something is really screwy around here.

 

What should I do?

 

1) Move to another school?

2) Try to ignore them as much as I can?

3) Drop school?

4) Stand up to them and fight back agressivly!

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Originally posted by Andrei555

From what I've seen over 80% in my school are a bunch of retards. I haven't managed to meet a single normal sane person to be friends with!

 

maybe you'r just to picky? :confused:

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Originally posted by NiKo

maybe you'r just to picky? :confused:

 

I'm not really annoying. And I don't even want them to be my friends. Who wants to be friends with a retard anyway?

 

I ignore them but when they start threatening me, then attack me for no good reason, I get REALLY PISSED OFF and fight back.

 

Well, not all of them are retards and I can get along just fine with them.

 

I'm in the eight grade and there are 6 classes from A to F:

 

A - a normal class. less likely to meet stupid people there.

B - IDIOT ZONE! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!

C- my class. at least here you'll never meet an idiot. they're all cool. i get along just fine with them. oh, yeah!

D - 80% STUPID PEOPLE.

E - RETARD ZONE! KEEP OUT!

F - MEGA-RETARD ZONE! DON'T EVEN GET CLOSE!

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and you'r 100% sure you dont vonsider yourself 'better' than them? (thats what i understand from your message)

cause if you do consider yourself better, and ignore them, i'm not surprised they pick on you.

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Originally posted by NiKo

and you'r 100% sure you dont vonsider yourself 'better' than them? (thats what i understand from your message)

cause if you do consider yourself better, and ignore them, i'm not surprised they pick on you.

 

But a lot of them are idiots cause:

 

1) They don't have a life.

2) They don't have friends or if they do, their friends are as stupid.

3) They have nothing better to do than cause BIG BIG trouble.

4) They probably do drugs.

5) They start a fight for no good reason.

 

Don't you think I should ignore them?

Anyway, I only talk to, and make friends with NORMAL people. I've been trying to ignore idiots so that I don't become one.

 

Oh, and forget that part about not a single sane person being in school thing. I was just mad cause a lot of retards are coming into my life.

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Originally posted by Andrei555

Something is really screwy in school. Today some idiot, I don't even know who the hell he is or what the **** he wants, started threating me, then we got in a fight.....

 

What the **** is going on anyway! From what I've seen over 80% in my school are a bunch of retards. I haven't managed to meet a single normal sane person to be friends with! Well, maybe just a few, but that's not right at all! Something is really screwy around here.

 

What should I do?

 

1) Move to another school?

2) Try to ignore them as much as I can?

3) Drop school?

4) Stand up to them and fight back agressivly!

I suggest a new option, let's call it option 0:

 

0) Tell them they're retards and to pull the f*cking needles out of their pot-heads before you try to administer the arse-probe-cure. Tell them they are all pussys and their dicks must be as small as their brain if they think they can actually pass school!

 

-Daniel

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Originally posted by Meksilon

I suggest a new option, let's call it option 0:

 

0) Tell them they're retards and to pull the f*cking needles out of their pot-heads before you try to administer the arse-probe-cure. Tell them they are all pussys and their dicks must be as small as their brain if they think they can actually pass school!

 

-Daniel

AND, if that dosen't work introduce them to a new drug, one they haven't tried before. Claim it puts them to sleep and distribute it for $50 a hit. Or kill the one remaining brain-cell they share; they're obviosuly putting too much pressure on it.

 

-Daniel

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Originally posted by Meksilon

AND, if that dosen't work introduce them to a new drug, one they haven't tried before. Claim it puts them to sleep and distribute it for $50 a hit. Or kill the one remaining brain-cell they share; they're obviosuly putting too much pressure on it.

 

-Daniel

 

Hey, Daniel, did you quote yourself? :D

 

Oh, believe me that won't work. I tried insulting them but it only made it worse.

 

Here's the list to all the nasty things I say to someone when he starts to REALLY PISS ME OFF:

 

 

"**** you!"

"Go suck Bin Laden's dick!"

"Suck ya dick!"

"Go have sexual relations with Bin Laden!"

"Go **** ya mama!"

"Shave ya dick!"

"**** you and ya pop!"

"Get a ****ing life and leave me alone!"

"Go to hell!"

"You ben ****ing Osama for too long!"

"I'm shaking! I'm shaking!"

"You're an idiot (retard, moron, whatever)!"

"Shoot yourself!"

"Have you been taking drugs, ya moron?"

"Are you stupid?"

 

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Originally posted by Andrei555

 

"**** you!"

"Go suck Bin Laden's dick!"

"Suck ya dick!"

"Go have sexual relations with Bin Laden!"

"Go **** ya mama!"

"Shave ya dick!"

"**** you and ya pop!"

"Get a ****ing life and leave me alone!"

"Go to hell!"

"You ben ****ing Osama for too long!"

"I'm shaking! I'm shaking!"

"You're an idiot (retard, moron, whatever)!"

"Shoot yourself!"

"Have you been taking drugs, ya moron?"

"Are you stupid?"

 

hum...

 

well, i cant say they r original...

 

 

...

 

nor funny...

 

...

(;P)

 

wots that thig u have with osama?

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Originally posted by Andrei555

 

 

 

 

"**** you!"

"Go suck Bin Laden's dick!"

"Suck ya dick!"

"Go have sexual relations with Bin Laden!"

"Go **** ya mama!"

"Shave ya dick!"

"**** you and ya pop!"

"Get a ****ing life and leave me alone!"

"Go to hell!"

"You ben ****ing Osama for too long!"

"I'm shaking! I'm shaking!"

"You're an idiot (retard, moron, whatever)!"

"Shoot yourself!"

"Have you been taking drugs, ya moron?"

"Are you stupid?"

 

 

....erm...

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Guest King Andrei
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop

 

hum...

 

well, i cant say they r original...

 

 

...

 

nor funny...

 

...

(;P)

 

wots that thig u have with osama?

 

They WEREN'T suposed to be funny!

I didn't say they were original.

Osama can be used to make new insults and threats.

 

PS: I learned these from everybody's conversations on ICQ/Yahoo....... Thanks everybody! ;)

 

PPS: Please remove that quote. I wanna keep it a spoiler.

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Guest King Andrei
Originally posted by NiKo

 

 

wtf?.............spoiler........?

 

Well, it's not really a spoiler, but since it contain vulgaric, obscene stuff, I censored it!

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Originally posted by Andrei555

 

Hey, Daniel, did you quote yourself? :D

Yes, I do that sometimes. Look, what you're supposed to say to them is:

 

You inbread chicken f*cking donkey sucking d*ckless wonder of a cock sucking poof there, I've noticed you're so loose you could fit a grand piano up that atrsehole, I f*ck yah mumma, she's like you having sex with her is like throwing a saussage down a chimney, rotten women it runs in the family. Now please, I'm asking you NICELY... STAY AWAY FROM MY DOG! She is NOT your bitch, she is MY bitch and therefore only I am allowed to do to her what you keep pulling your pants down for.

 

Now I've noticed certain unpleasent words utter from your mouth, fueld by the brain cell you share with your friends. Here's a few things you should work on:

 

* You are rude, unpleasent and disquesting.

* You have sex with evey other member of the animal kingdom.

* You have sex with your grandfather's aunty.

* You have sex with pigions.

* You have sex with all your best friends.

* You have sex with the school teachers.

* You have sex with fish.

* And your girlfriend is the draq queen!

 

So stop jerking off behind your science book in class, it's no wonder you can't read the writing. Pull your thumb out of your arse and get a f*cking life you little dipsh*t.

 

Please, I'm asking you nicely don't make me angry, don't make me insult you.

 

=mek=

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Originally posted by Fender

you know you should probably write that down Andrei... there's no way you'll actually remember all that.

 

Sure is good though.

No, he'll get beat up for reading his comeback out of his notebook!!

 

=mek=

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ok heres what you do:

 

fall into a vat of radioactive liquid, thus giving you superpowers. Then, go to school and shoot lasers at this person from your eyes.

 

its always worked for me. :D

 

actually just avoid him, if he's stupid he'll just forget

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