TiE23 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Set includes: 1 light saber kit 2 light saber cystals Instruction booklet 2 AA batteries Warning: Do not use light saber without proper supervision by Jedi or Sith. Things not to do with you lightsaber: 1. Don't use as a turkey carving knife. 2. Don't play sword fights, injurys are fatal. 3. Do not use in the rain. 4. Do not use as hair curler 5. Do not use as a self defense weapon 6. Do not use as a offensive weapon (You can write your own versions or add on to this) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letalis Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 7. Only recommended as a shaving tool for those of the rank of Jedi Knight or higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 8. Do not use lightsaber as a tool for gratification if you are a female Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Iroel Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 9) Don`t get confuse your light saber with a falshlight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 10. If it's a double bladed saber. Don't drop it, or that suckers gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 10) do not use for the other use (also found on japanese blenders) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zindell Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Iroel 9) Don`t get confuse your light saber with a falshlight.... 9) Don`t get confuse your light saber with a flashlight while telling scary stories at a compfire. 11) Do not abuse lightsaber by using in battles, doing so will void the warrenty. 12) for ages 3+ 13) Possesing a lightsaber does not grant you powers of the force, DO not use to provoke a Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaming Nut Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 14) Do not use in a bathtub. 15) Do not attempt ot delfect bullets. 16) Do not use as a cotton swab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbas WhOr3 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 17) Do not throw your lightsaber: as we can safely asssume you have NO force powers ..... it may break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tempest8008 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 18) Use only WACCO spare parts. WACCO, where the best get the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobius47 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 19. Makes a good nose hair remover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldwolf Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 20. Dont use your lightsaber to burn CDs! It doesnt work ! 21. Only use Duracel Batteries, then the Saber never go out during battle (nothing is more painfull than this). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 (pointing towards hilt) this way up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 10, 2002 Author Share Posted May 10, 2002 23. Do not use as a weight lossing device on yourself or anyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 24. External use only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equal Opposites Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 25) NOT to be confused with a strip-light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Iroel Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 26) do not use as a glow stick at raves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/your_lightsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Master Eric Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 1. Do not use Lightsaber as a vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 27) (i think) dont run with scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 28 a lightsaber is not a toothpick 29 never sit on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 sitting on them? .... mima u sound as if yer speaking from experience .... btw. do caption number 2 .... i wanna be declared winner and we need 5 more posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIO Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 30: not tested on animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 31: Be sure the "on" switch doesnt protrude from the handle...in case of accidental ignition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inSpiRe- Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 32.) Joining the circus and trying to eat your lightsaber is not a good idea. Just stick to torches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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