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Originally posted by SUPERLEN

Um, you sound a little pathetic. Obsessing over what you are going to write on a girl's leg? You are in the 11th grade? I hate to break it to you, but no way are you nailing this girl or any other any time soon. Girls generally aren't impressed by a man's leg penmanship...sadly for you. You might try sports and a little machismo...hehe.

 

1. the 1st 6 words reminded me how much i like irony

 

2. are u incapable of having a fun time? im posting here because its a funny thing to talk about - im sure most the people who replied already found it an amusing thread

 

3. im not in 11th grade because im thankfully not american...im sorry but this is a typical sign of american close-mindedness

 

4. although "nailing her" would be a good consequence that is not my only objective- as i mentioned, im just having a fun time

 

5. i dunno how old u are but i think youll find a sense of humour is appealing to girls

 

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so anyway,

 

i mentioned the things about the holidays and the slippery when wet and she thought it was funny but she told me i had to write something nice....so then i seriously suggested the chinese writing and she just laughed! and said it would probably say something like 'all smutty'! :mad: so im gonna try some of the ones that Aiee suggested. and also, she said she is gonna wear trouser on the last day of term so im going to write something on her leg next wednesday, when its her birthday- i hopefully wont have to but something boring like "happy birthday"

 

 

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"From the moment I met her, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when i haven't thought of her. And now when i'm with her, im in agony. the closer i get to her, the worse it gets. the thought of not being with her makes my stomach turn over, my mouth go dry. i feel dizzy! i can't breathe! she is in my very soul, tormenting me"

-adapted from Episode 2

 

Incedible! Just incredible. That is exactly the way i feel right now. I've been after this girl for almost a year. Last saturday, from out of the blue.. click. She spent the night. I had been wishing for this for so long.. and now that i finally get there i find i'm more alone than ever, even if it's just for a few hours without here. *sigh*

 

Oh you didn't want mushy emotional talk? Ok i'll just say yay me then for making a good suggestion for once. About the chinese signs i mean. :)

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can i just say <PUKE> sorry .... thats a little immature ... but hey thats me :) and i dont think i have a chance with the girl i want so .... im just being bitter :)

 

ahhhh the dark side it is :D love dat bitterness

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Originally posted by Caldera

LOL those are some nasty smily animations.

 

yeah i mean, can u think of the guy who spends a day at work just making this little perverted smilies? i bet he plans them all out frame by frame! "so now the yellow blob jumps on top of the other yellow blob, moves up and down really fast, goes bright red and then hops of" (i couldnt bring myself to run through the steps of some of the other ones! :eek: )

 

 

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Originally posted by Murdoch

 

Incedible! Just incredible. That is exactly the way i feel right now. I've been after this girl for almost a year. Last saturday, from out of the blue.. click. She spent the night. I had been wishing for this for so long.. and now that i finally get there i find i'm more alone than ever, even if it's just for a few hours without here. *sigh*

 

Oh you didn't want mushy emotional talk? Ok i'll just say yay me then for making a good suggestion for once. About the chinese signs i mean. :)

 

heh, cant live with women, cant live without them!

 

moral of story: women = strange

 

 

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Reminds me of a picture I saw once...

 

girlsevil.txt

 

As far as what to write... You may want to try other languages, or even made up ones. A good made up language is Al Bhed from the game Final Fantasy 10. It's simple in that it just replaces words letter by letter, yet it's still pronouncable(it's got spoken dialogue, remember?). Let's have an example.

 

All your base are belong to us. This would become...

 

Ymm ouin pyca yna pamuhk du ic.

 

Good thing about doing this is that you can pretty much say it means whatever you want, and unless they sit down and translate it, they'll take your word for it. For the full translation, take a look at this and choose the Al Bhed language guide.

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Originally posted by Pedantic

 

Now, 9th graders, that's a different story... ;)

 

*shudders* freshmen(or should i say freshboys) are weird this year. At my school the tallest 9th grader is 4ft :eek: ... and there seems to be more lockers broken in this year.. hrmmm

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When I was a freshman, I used to think to myself that I would never make fun of them when I got older. Well, now I'm older and I make fun of them all the time, mostly 'cause they're all so annoying. ;):D The freshmen do seem to be getting smaller, don't they?

 

That time-money-girls thing doesn't exactly work because the love of money is the root of all evil.

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Originally posted by Divine Spirit

 

yeah i mean, can u think of the guy who spends a day at work just making this little perverted smilies? i bet he plans them all out frame by frame! "so now the yellow blob jumps on top of the other yellow blob, moves up and down really fast, goes bright red and then hops of" (i couldnt bring myself to run through the steps of some of the other ones! :eek: )

 

 

Divine Spirit

 

emoticons4u.com

 

inapropriate one are in the obscene and love sections

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nd also, she said she is gonna wear trouser on the last day of term so im going to write something on her leg next wednesday

 

If she won't take her pants off for you she's not worth it. :)

 

Anyway, shouldn't you just write soemthing nice rather than something funny?

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