ThisPatchSucks Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 YES I WANT MY FRIGGIN MONEY BACK THIS PATCH ****IN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE A ......... JEDI........ WEAPON.............. WEAK!!! A JEDI'S WEAPON.. YOU MADE IT WEAK.. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!?!? ARE YOU ****ING STUPID?!?!!?? HELLO?!!!!!!!! MCFLY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??! A SWIFT KICK TO THE FACE DOESN"T KNOCK ANYONE DOWN WHEN YOU SKILLFULLY EXECUTE IT?!??!?! ARE U ****ING STUPID?!??!? WHAT THE **** IS THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revertto1.2 Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 I WANT MY MONEY BACK TOO !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'akt Sangwar Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 a swift kick works fine for me, maybe ure just 2 stupid to do it i cant stand ppl like u who just complain and complain, aaaaaargh please.......die.........soon sorry 4 flames, i was 2 angrrrrrryyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subedii Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Will you guys please stop posting new threads about how much you hate the new patch? If you want to return the game now, then I suggest that you return it. For the last time, if you think there is a problem with the patch, then you will get a lot farther to changing it by using constructive criticism than just bawling repeatedly and saying I H8 TH15 1T 5UXX0R5. Raven are working thier arses off trying to fix any problems that the community finds, and managed to get the first patch out ASAP. Believe it or not, it fixed a lot of problems that people were complaining about. If all you can do is slag them off now after they try this hard to try and make the game better, then do you really think that they are going to care what you think? Please, just grow up, you're acting like a 4 year old having a tantrum. Try to adapt to the new style of play (like everyone else has). If you still have problems with the patch, then play on unpatched servers. If you believe there are problems with the patch, then voice them, but at least do it without slagging off everyone else, espsecially those that are trying their hardest just to fix any percieved problems with the game. But then, I doubt that was your real agenda. Odds are you're just some little kid who's constantly seeking attention. After all, if you were this upset with the game, you'd either try to get things changed for the better (which believe me, you're not doing now) or return the game and be done with the whole thing. You just want to annoy someone to make yourself feel important. Go on, prove me wrong. I dare you to write a coherent response to this post. No constant caps, coherent sentence structure, proper spelling and all. Back up your arguments for a change instead of whinning like a bratt. Frankly, I don't have any sympathy for you. I am getting sick and tired of trying to be reasonable with people who may as well be in pre-school for all the intellectual capacity they show on this board. Go on. Just 1 decent post. Then maybe we can actually discuss this point properly, and you might actually end up seeing changes made in the game that you would like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Solar Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Am I the only one who sees the "oh-so-subtle" connection between revertto1.2 and ThisPatchSucks? Please people, let's just not pay any attention to these posts. I'm sure you can all see what their "goal" is with the swearing, CAPS and all.. Don't feed the troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Lol, you're right, and I bet that they are both the same person lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subedii Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 TBCH I was thinking the same thing as well. However, I'm not going to point any fingers unless theres a way for me to find out the IP address for both posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 There are ways.....and I know them, but I won't use em because a) I'm not the moderator or the admin around here b) It's just not worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subedii Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 True, but I still wish there was some way to get rid of them / him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshu Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by ThisPatchSucks YES I WANT MY FRIGGIN MONEY BACK THIS PATCH ****IN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE A ......... JEDI........ WEAPON.............. WEAK!!! A JEDI'S WEAPON.. YOU MADE IT WEAK.. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!?!? ARE YOU ****ING STUPID?!?!!?? HELLO?!!!!!!!! MCFLY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??! A SWIFT KICK TO THE FACE DOESN"T KNOCK ANYONE DOWN WHEN YOU SKILLFULLY EXECUTE IT?!??!?! ARE U ****ING STUPID?!??!? WHAT THE **** IS THIS go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by subedii True, but I still wish there was some way to get rid of them / him But really, who cares? I enjoy watching them twerps, and laughing at their emotional, and ulteriory stupid posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkprophet Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 I figure from now on i'll just quote zero jedi instead of thinking up new ways to respond to jackasses who love to have sabers sliding out of their butt cheeks and run backwards at full speed....go back to eurasia pole smokers. No, its not a complaint, more like a full time rage-filled rant. When I first played the game I was overjoyed at its beautiful saber control, but then came the infamous patch 1.03 and instead of tweaking a near perfect system it's done several things: 1) Changed a Jedi wielding an elegant weapon to a whore handling a slippery vibrator in a rainstorm while trying to shove 24 fan letters to Art Carney into a mailbox. Congrats Raven, you suck. 2) Most dangerous part of the saber was the tip, 'cuz y'know, it was a laser and all. Now it causes less damage than the eraser tip of a number 2 pencil. Instead of a saber why not just have a glowstick that those crazy goth ravers are all carrying around (with extras undoubtedly hidden in hard to reach places, if you know what I mean). Congrats Raven, you suck. 3) The butt dart syndrome: morons running around backwards ass all out with a saber peaking out. Why not just add an option where two Jedi can stand back to back holding mirrors and try to stab each other over their shoulders or between their legs? Or even better make it so you can set your saber on a ledge then try to chase your opponent into running into it. It'll be like rugby only not as homosexually oriented. Congrats Raven, you suck. 4) Made the best stance (medium) into "Strong Stance Part 2: The Suck". Not only did you decrease the speed, but anally raped the twirl and didn't add any strength to compensate for your ejaculation all over it. If strong stance is supposed to be slower than medium then why does the heavy special recover faster than the medium's? Oh, and the claim that you "fixed" the strong stance one hit kill? Then why in Rose Kennedy's name can people still fly an impossible 20,000 leagues to execute it, and it still can take you out with one hit? My suggestion - take out that flying dutchman move the strong stance has and change it to the following: if you get close enough you'll deactivate your saber, shove it down your opponent's pants, and then re-ignite it, and it'll kill them with one hit. Congrats Raven, you suck. 5)Duel now takes a full work day with coffee breaks and the sale of your soul to Satan to determine a winner. Most likely due to the new and improved Dungeons and Dragons "gee I hope I roll a 47 on my 80 sided dice" method of detecting hits (see number 8 on this list for more details). Congrats Raven, you suck. 6) Collision detection would be brilliant if only it existed, it seems by "fix" you meant "add more blocks and more flashes than an epeleptic can handle". Why not just have the sabers spark on their own when you're not hitting anything? Even better you can set the saber hilt on the ground and it'll shoot out colored blasts like a roman candle while your character puts on an old straw hat and sings Yankee Doodle Dandy while dancing an Irish Jig and doing that stupid Pee Wee Herman laugh. Congrats Raven, you suck. 7) You were the bomb in Heretic 2 Raven, but by releasing this ungodly patch you've turned the best melee combat game into Swingfest 2002 with optional clothing and extra lube. This doesn't point out anything specifically wrong with the patch, but I just had to remind you that you suck, Raven. 8) Winning a duel has now been de-evolved to Dungeons and Dragons "throw the dice and hope you get a higher number" mentality. Why not just have a Marlon Wayans bot that runs around backwards trying to backwards stab you while shouting "DEEEUUUM, YOU GO GIRL...MAH-IIIN!" over and over until he inevitably gets stuck in one of those glitches that all the bots have where they just run up to a ledge and keep jumping but never seem to get on top of it...but damned if they won't keep trying! Of course you're halfway there since all of the bots just backpedal for hours on end anyway, moonwalking their way out of the arena and usually into a corner where they get stuck and then switch to MC Hammer's running man. This would have been fine if only you included Hammer's "Too Legit To Quit" track. Or at the very least Tag Team's "Whoomp There It Is". Heck, even the Addams Family version of that song. Congrats Raven, you suck. This post may be classified as a "whine" the same way complaints about Daikatana as just "whining". Personally I don't give a crusty anus about that. I only hope and pray to Apollo that Raven never handles another Star Wars title ever again for fear that they will "fix" it by replacing sabers with batons and "mix it up" by having Burt Ward say "Holy bubble breasted crack whore Vaderman!!" every time Luke ends a cheer with a flash of his panties. Oh and for Patch number 1.04 how about having a hand come out of my disk drive and light Jedi Outcast on fire to the Imperial March remixed with any Aaron Carter song. My advice: go back to adding realism to shooting off a man's left testicle in Soldier of Fortune 2 - Return of the Suck. To think I respected you for Heretic 2. Congrats Raven, you suck. P.S. - There was one good thing about the patch - those nifty icons on the server select screen where it says "No Force" but you go in there and people are still using Force. You totally got me on that one! Didn't see it coming! You must have used Mind Trick! Congrats Raven, you suck. P.P.S. - If anyone wants to know, my name in the multi servers is Kiki. You'll know its me if I'm running backwards all over the place trying to backwards stab everyone. TAKE THAT U COMMIE BASTARDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Really...*cough*constructive*cough*..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k3po Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 SOMEONE CALL THE WHAMBULANCE!!! you babys. the saber combat was SO stupid in MP 1.02 now it's so much better. go ahead, get yer money back, we don't like whiner and complainers here. SO BUZZ OFF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rut-wa jodar Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by ThisPatchSucks YES I WANT MY FRIGGIN MONEY BACK THIS PATCH ****IN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE A ......... JEDI........ WEAPON.............. WEAK!!! A JEDI'S WEAPON.. YOU MADE IT WEAK.. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!?!? ARE YOU ****ING STUPID?!?!!?? HELLO?!!!!!!!! MCFLY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??! A SWIFT KICK TO THE FACE DOESN"T KNOCK ANYONE DOWN WHEN YOU SKILLFULLY EXECUTE IT?!??!?! ARE U ****ING STUPID?!??!? WHAT THE **** IS THIS Try turning off the Caps Lock before typing WHINER !!! what`s the matter, can`t you see the keyboard for tears :ball: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 WTF?? THEY....MADE.....A...JEDI....WEAPON.....WEAK....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.